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This is the time of year they like to come out. I caught this one in my room with a pint glass.

and here's another one, once again, in a pint glass.


and here's another one, once again, in a pint glass.

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Oh my god, fuck off with those photos. that's in england???
why do i always click on these spider threads
why do i always click on these spider threads
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Well I was going to take a trip to the UK over the summer but your spiders are far too big. Fuck that.

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this thread makes me itch
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cant say ive ever found a spider to cute, but this one....deadly habit wrote:
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Re: Fuck me. Size of this spider in the UK.
that spider is tiny, should try coming to australia in the summer its pretty normal to find these around my house there not venomous but they still scare me shitless.


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GV1 wrote:get the cat in there to finish it off.
LOL you know that
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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I once found a whitetail crawling over my jeans while i was mid acid trip. it didnt end well for anyone involved.
I once found a whitetail crawling over my jeans while i was mid acid trip. it didnt end well for anyone involved.
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GV1 wrote:This.Mortal wrote:look at it...fucking thing, sitting in the corner like its just a normal spider!
and normal spiders are bad enough anyway, but that prick is on another level.
that jumbo bastard needs to die, with its long pointy legs and general spidery appearance.
But, seriously I've never seen a spider this big in the UK. If I seen that in my bathroom I'd slap it with a rolled up newspaper and get the cat in there to finish it off.
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Yeh, dude.fluents wrote:that spider is tiny, should try coming to australia in the summer its pretty normal to find these around my house there not venomous but they still scare me shitless.
Southern Hemisphere knows where it`s at.
We get spiders double our hands.
Especially the large, hairy baboon or rain spiders.
Pretty harmless though



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Fuck me. Scary shit man. If I seen a hairy baboon spider I'd run out the country.Electric_Head wrote:Yeh, dude.fluents wrote:that spider is tiny, should try coming to australia in the summer its pretty normal to find these around my house there not venomous but they still scare me shitless.
Southern Hemisphere knows where it`s at.
We get spiders double our hands.
Especially the large, hairy baboon or rain spiders.
Pretty harmless though
Do you touch them at all? If you see one in your bedroom you just leave it, kill it or use a device to put it outside?
I'd imagine they'd be a) tough to kill with a rolled up paper b) make a mess if you did c) cruel?
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you don`t use rolled up paper, they just get pissed off.
I generally get it onto a broom and throw it outside.
I try not to touch them though.
Chilling
Hell, even our praying mantis are that size.
I`ve chased a mantis out the house only to have it fly in from the door straight at me.
It had to find me, which it did.
This thing was hell-bent on getting me.
I managed to swat it onto the ground and pummeled it with a broom.
A while later I`m in the kitchen making coffee and the fucker comes flying straight at my head again.
I really beat it but it still survived.
I generally get it onto a broom and throw it outside.
I try not to touch them though.
Chilling
Hell, even our praying mantis are that size.
I`ve chased a mantis out the house only to have it fly in from the door straight at me.
It had to find me, which it did.
This thing was hell-bent on getting me.
I managed to swat it onto the ground and pummeled it with a broom.
A while later I`m in the kitchen making coffee and the fucker comes flying straight at my head again.
I really beat it but it still survived.



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Going to be having night terrors tonight!!
Fuck spiders.
Fuck spiders.
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