Dubstep Wedding Song, help!!

[gh02]

Might I reiterate, that SHE asked me to do this...

She'll think more of you if you don't. Generally, Gurls hate dubstep even if they say they don't..cos they can't sing along. It's a chromosome thing.

[hifi]

try this song


or



or

[accordionfan]

i only read the op and nothing else, id ont even care if its a troll post it's the best thing ive read on this forum

[Eat Bass]

shes a keeper

[fassyman]

truly an amazing thread!

[frizzwah]

may i suggest some attire for the wedding?

[Duffman]

He was trolling, I mean he had to be

[Filthzilla]

may i suggest some attire for the wedding?

[lloydnoise]

LOL snypadub, LOL

there can only be a few outcomes to having some shitty dubstep (one of our less romantic genres) playing while you're lady walks down the aisle:

1) She calmly and gracefully glides through a sea of confused and embarrassed family members, totally at odds with the belching halftime fartfest blaring out over the PA, onyl to stand next to you as the music is abruptly cut off, starting the tone of awkwardness and shame that will be the bedrock of the rest of your married life
2) Your horrible she-bro of a wife brocks out like a desperate drunk stripper while you stand at the front of the church smiling weakly waiting for this day, nay the rest of your life to end quickly

And this is if we're talking an established producer's track.. she wants you to make you own and you come here for help???? OH MY GOD WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??

Put it this way, if you got married in 1999, do you think you'd have fond memories of your bride-to-be moshing up the aisle to 'Break Something'?