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Re: Most embarrassing thing you've done producing?

Post by daeMTHAFKNkim » Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:34 am

ChadDub wrote:Making a tune, and thinking it's good, and then playing it in my friend's car for the first time and it sucks.
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Re: Most embarrassing thing you've done producing?

Post by RandoRando » Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:39 am

snick01 wrote:I got a new one that happened last night

Was playing about with some ravey noises using a volume gate, and all of a sudden the noises were not in time with the beat. Now FL Studios plug in delay compensation has shit itself in the past on a previous track, so I turned it off, which made it worse. i then started turning effects off to see which the culprit was, then played about with PDC again. After ALOT of swearing at the PDC and how shit it is, i found out that Gross beat that i was using for the volume gate was set to an "off beat" preset FFS.
Ha! I've neve had any problem w PDF so I never touch it. Cause it's automatic
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Re: Most embarrassing thing you've done producing?

Post by Efrafa11 » Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:52 am

Telling my girlfriend I make music. :roll:

For example, We were getting drunk with people today and the converstion shifts to the amount of college kids now a days trying to be dubstep producers. So my girlfriend outs me as one of the many... :oops:

Although I would like to think there is a difference between kids who make dubstep to "get bitches" and because they wanna get famous.... :u:
And kids who like making tracks for hobby and creativity.... I dunno either way I was sour for a bit after that.
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Re: Most embarrassing thing you've done producing?

Post by syrup » Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:14 am

Efrafa11 wrote:Telling my girlfriend I make music. :roll:

For example, We were getting drunk with people today and the converstion shifts to the amount of college kids now a days trying to be dubstep producers. So my girlfriend outs me as one of the many... :oops:

Although I would like to think there is a difference between kids who make dubstep to "get bitches" and because they wanna get famous.... :u:
And kids who like making tracks for hobby and creativity.... I dunno either way I was sour for a bit after that.
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Re: Most embarrassing thing you've done producing?

Post by jameshk » Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:10 am

Trying to sound like something im not.
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Re: Most embarrassing thing you've done producing?

Post by Ldizzy » Sun Nov 06, 2011 7:01 pm

jameshk. i feel u.
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Re: Most embarrassing thing you've done producing?

Post by dj Cappa » Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:07 am

Got the original tempo wrong for a remix... and didn't notice until after days working on it and it was finally finished when someone pointed it out :corncry:
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Re: Most embarrassing thing you've done producing?

Post by alexvont12 » Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:40 am

Getting high all day and working on a song for 6+ hours. Wake up the next morning to finish it and "The fuck is this shit??!"

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Re: Most embarrassing thing you've done producing?

Post by Vunter Slouch » Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:18 pm

I kept putting my penis in the synthesiser

I ended up getting fired
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Re: Most embarrassing thing you've done producing?

Post by ehbes » Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:10 pm

...the fuck...
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Re: Most embarrassing thing you've done producing?

Post by Vunter Slouch » Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:09 am

ehbrums1 wrote:...the fuck...

It's a play on words...

The original joke is about a man who works at a bakery and keeps putting his penis in the bacon slicer, so he gets fired.
Then the manager says "it's okay, I fired her too"

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wubstep wrote: I heard jizz squirt, a couple of times.
The dude was horny, fair enough, and I totally wouldn't put it past this guy to do that. But squelching dick farts? What the fuck man.

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Re: Most embarrassing thing you've done producing?

Post by RandoRando » Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:23 am

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Re: Most embarrassing thing you've done producing?

Post by JFK » Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:55 pm

Ok, this was spectacularly shit:

I was mixing down a tune this one time and no matter what I did I couldnt get rid of this really annoying hissing sound. It was constant, even when the tune wasnt playing, so I thought it was something to do with the monitors.

I unplugged them, tried new cables, cleaned the plugs, adjusted the soundcard settings, took the back off and cleaned all the connectors.

Nothing worked. The hissing was still there. I collapsed back in my chair, totally beaten, thats when my eyes settled on my bottle of coke sat on my desk, with the lid open juuuuuuust a tiny bit allowing a little bit of gas to escape...... It was at that moment that I realised where the hissing was coming from. I have never felt so fucking stupid in my entire life.

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Re: Most embarrassing thing you've done producing?

Post by nnny » Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:03 pm

That was just too funny man, proper burst out laughing :lol:

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Re: Most embarrassing thing you've done producing?

Post by ogunslinger » Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:33 pm

alexvont12 wrote: "The fuck is this shit??!"
true that

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Re: Most embarrassing thing you've done producing?

Post by hudson » Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:43 pm

JFK wrote:Ok, this was spectacularly shit:

I was mixing down a tune this one time and no matter what I did I couldnt get rid of this really annoying hissing sound. It was constant, even when the tune wasnt playing, so I thought it was something to do with the monitors.

I unplugged them, tried new cables, cleaned the plugs, adjusted the soundcard settings, took the back off and cleaned all the connectors.

Nothing worked. The hissing was still there. I collapsed back in my chair, totally beaten, thats when my eyes settled on my bottle of coke sat on my desk, with the lid open juuuuuuust a tiny bit allowing a little bit of gas to escape...... It was at that moment that I realised where the hissing was coming from. I have never felt so fucking stupid in my entire life.
That's hilarious.

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Re: Most embarrassing thing you've done producing?

Post by therapist » Wed Jan 04, 2012 8:06 pm

JFK wrote:Ok, this was spectacularly shit:

I was mixing down a tune this one time and no matter what I did I couldnt get rid of this really annoying hissing sound. It was constant, even when the tune wasnt playing, so I thought it was something to do with the monitors.

I unplugged them, tried new cables, cleaned the plugs, adjusted the soundcard settings, took the back off and cleaned all the connectors.

Nothing worked. The hissing was still there. I collapsed back in my chair, totally beaten, thats when my eyes settled on my bottle of coke sat on my desk, with the lid open juuuuuuust a tiny bit allowing a little bit of gas to escape...... It was at that moment that I realised where the hissing was coming from. I have never felt so fucking stupid in my entire life.
This makes me want to give you a hug.

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Re: Most embarrassing thing you've done producing?

Post by teejayem » Wed Jan 04, 2012 8:25 pm

I made a song for an ex girlfriend...not really embarassing but looking back now, Im quite embarassed at myself

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Re: Most embarrassing thing you've done producing?

Post by teejayem » Wed Jan 04, 2012 8:27 pm

alexvont12 wrote:Getting high all day and working on a song for 6+ hours. Wake up the next morning to finish it and "The fuck is this shit??!"
ugh story of my life lmfao

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Re: Most embarrassing thing you've done producing?

Post by q-t » Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:29 am

Decided to make my first jungle tune. Spent a shitload of hours just to get the drums and all the fills right. Sent a bit of the intro and drop to a mate who runs a club and djs regularly. He really liked it and said he would play it out when I had finished it.
The next day I opened up the project and decided to make a techno tune with the same samples and elements. Created some new stuff from the old loops, saved it and turned of the laptop. A few hours later when I wanted to continue on the jungle tune I noticed I had saved the techno track with the same name, overwriting the first tune. Still think he's waiting for it, haha.

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