things that have made you happy today

[wub]

Bet my assistant £20 that she can't get from one side of the office to the other without touching the floor.

[brettheaslewood]

Bet my assistant £20 that she can't get from one side of the office to the other without touching the floor.

have you won yet?

[noam]

or seen up her skirt?

[brettheaslewood]

to be honest as long as shes got a chair on wheels, then its very easy

[wub]

Bet my assistant £20 that she can't get from one side of the office to the other without touching the floor.

have you won yet?

She's currently trying to propel herself using her chair. It's taking slightly longer than she anticipated.

or seen up her skirt?

Don't be crass.

[wub]

to be honest as long as shes got a chair on wheels, then its very easy

Not as easy as it should be. We're in a carpetted open plan divided into sub blocks of four desks. So she has to weave in and out, theres a fair distance between the blocks so she risks being caught in no mans land if she doesn't push off hard enough from one to another.

[magma]

Once dared a mate to do that in a double length tube carriage coming back from a clubnight... he wasn't allowed to put his feet on the seats either, that would've been considered disrespectful and hence unsporting.

These sorts of challenges always remind me of this Monty Python sketch:

[magma]

My boss's boss (somewhat do-not-mess, east end type known as "the rottweiler" around the office) is incredibly hungover after we were all at someone's leaving do yesterday and we're spending the day mercilessly winding him up... he's going to explode soon.

[LA_Boxers]

Work xmas party tonight............yes its far too early, but its going to be good/messy.

Enjoy mate. Just put my name down for ours and got CHARGED a fucking fiver deposit. Aren't work do's supposed to be free?

I think you might get it back if you show up. Thats just so that if you dont turn up they cover part of your cost!


Also our set at Fabric Room 2 is confirmed for Monday 12th December. Skream, Redlight and Brookes Brothers all playing! Student night.........but whatevs.

[Viineri]

Listening to Fanu's new LP and the track Jupiter 2011 comes on... and then I hear the sample "SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!"

[brettheaslewood]

to be honest as long as shes got a chair on wheels, then its very easy

Not as easy as it should be. We're in a carpetted open plan divided into sub blocks of four desks. So she has to weave in and out, theres a fair distance between the blocks so she risks being caught in no mans land if she doesn't push off hard enough from one to another.

Ahhhh but thats where the ol' chair thrust comes in, thats the funny part.
PUT HER IN NO MANS LAND, WATCH HER THRUSSSSSSSSSSSSST!

[magma]

The fact that SNH are 70-odd pages happier than they are pissed off is a constant source of satisfaction. Keep the smiles going, Ninjas.

I left it a couple of days between speaking to too-good-for-me girl and she's just texted to say she's missing me; sorted out dinner for Sunday. Still have a slight nagging feeling that she'll see through me eventually, but this is making me ridiculously happy at the moment.

[brettheaslewood]

The fact that SNH are 70-odd pages happier than they are pissed off is a constant source of satisfaction. Keep the smiles going, Ninjas.

I left it a couple of days between speaking to too-good-for-me girl and she's just texted to say she's missing me; sorted out dinner for Sunday. Still have a slight nagging feeling that she'll see through me eventually, but this is making me ridiculously happy at the moment.

see through you?
does she think you're nice?
are you actually a tnuc or sommit?

[murky21]

^ haha think ol magma is being modest/ pessimistic just in case....

[magma]

The fact that SNH are 70-odd pages happier than they are pissed off is a constant source of satisfaction. Keep the smiles going, Ninjas.

I left it a couple of days between speaking to too-good-for-me girl and she's just texted to say she's missing me; sorted out dinner for Sunday. Still have a slight nagging feeling that she'll see through me eventually, but this is making me ridiculously happy at the moment.

see through you?
does she think you're nice?
are you actually a tnuc or sommit?

She's smart, pretty and writes/podcasts for one of my favourite magazines (found this out after meeting her... turned out she was on my iPod without me knowing it was her )... I'm just a bit fanboy'd out by the whole thing and desperately trying not to let on at this stage, so I'm blurting nervous crap out onto the Internet.

[wub]

The fact that SNH are 70-odd pages happier than they are pissed off is a constant source of satisfaction. Keep the smiles going, Ninjas.

I left it a couple of days between speaking to too-good-for-me girl and she's just texted to say she's missing me; sorted out dinner for Sunday. Still have a slight nagging feeling that she'll see through me eventually, but this is making me ridiculously happy at the moment.

see through you?
does she think you're nice?
are you actually a tnuc or sommit?

She's smart, pretty and writes/podcasts for one of my favourite magazines (found this out after meeting her... turned out she was on my iPod without me knowing it was her )... I'm just a bit fanboy'd out by the whole thing and desperately trying not to let on at this stage, so I'm blurting nervous crap out onto the Internet.

What magazine?

[jameshk]

The new yungun free mixtape....it's been too long, 3rd track in and its already an instant classic.

http://yungun.bandcamp.com/album/jack-t ... j-mr-thing

[Duffman]

Just found out Boddika is playing in Belfast tonight

[wub]

The new yungun free mixtape....it's been too long, 3rd track in and its already an instant classic.

http://yungun.bandcamp.com/album/jack-t ... j-mr-thing

As in former Pervert Mr Thing? Nice

[noam]

still lolling at the dramatic music/euro dress sense

movie looks top tho!