i think i just broke up an engagement...

[noam]

so to cut a long story short, i got with some girl at my mates house when i was absolutely flyin on Mandy, and after she'd gone, my friends told me she was engaged and i was like "WHAAAAA??"

so she adds me on facebook and i dont accept the request, and today i get a message like 'so i realised he's not right for me when can we hook up?'

n im like "WHAAAAA??"

what did i do?!

[ketamine]

You're a tramp & she's a slut.

Guys better off and you two deserve each other.

[ketamine]

...oh and **climbs down off high horse** got any Mandy left ?

[magma]

Ouch. If you didn't know, you didn't know.... it's on her.

But it's not exactly a great omen for starting a relationship with someone, is it? Keep her at arm's length for a bit and see if she's still keen/sane/attractive after sorting out the wreck she's currently careering towards with her stiletto trapped under the accelerator.

[grimesceneinvestigation]

[gwa]

shag her best friend. it's what party malcolm would do

[noam]

You're a tramp & she's a slut.

Guys better off and you two deserve each other.

for real...

but serious, she's not even fit, and i have blackouts from the night... i got round to their house at 5am and left at 7pm the next day... i have NO idea what i was saying or doing

LAWL @ 'party Malcolm'

[gwa]

for the record i've done the same but she just felt guilty afterwards. don't fret about it

[magma]

she's not even fit

This makes things easier. Just tell her you're not interested and to sort her own life out. She probably just reckons she's got an opportunity to trade up from her current squeeze... and is being a bit of a tnuc considering how she's going about it.

The less you involve yourself the better, unless you want to end up in fisticuffs with a man who's almost certainly got less to lose in the looks stakes than you.

[clifford_-]

she's not even fit

This makes things easier. Just tell her you're not interested and to sort her own life out. She probably just reckons she's got an opportunity to trade up from her current squeeze... and is being a bit of a tnuc considering how she's going about it.

The less you involve yourself the better, unless you want to end up in fisticuffs with a man who's almost certainly got less to lose in the looks stakes than you.

this is proper sound advice.

[Refuzed]

getting with someone on mandy = STOP CHEWING MY FACE OFF YOU TNUC

[noam]

yeh i basically said 'sounds like you have lot to sort out, take it easy ... '

[clifford_-]

yeh i basically said 'sounds like you have lot to sort out, take it easy ... '

probably the best thing you could of done to be honest.

[jameshk]

Beat her, see if she still wants you. If she does, you have a chef and slave for life. Simples.

[LA_Boxers]

yeh i basically said 'sounds like you have lot to sort out, take it easy ... '

probably the best thing you could of done to be honest.

Man should take his own advice tho............and punch her in the face.......... or something on a similar tip.

EDIT - Story cool bro.

[scspkr99]

keep her on the long finger in case you're too skint to catch up with the other girl?

[clifford_-]

yeh i basically said 'sounds like you have lot to sort out, take it easy ... '

probably the best thing you could of done to be honest.

Man should take his own advice tho............and punch her in the face.......... or something on a similar tip.

EDIT - Story cool bro.

i can only get the feeling im on the receiving end of this atm, wernt quite engaged, but i get the idea thats pretty much what happened....

im just allowing it, but what he done seems to me to be the "mature" thing to do. whatever that is..!

[noam]

to be fair i had no idea she was engaged until she'd gone

im absolving myself of most (not all) of the responsibility

i been cheated on before after 18months and the chick lied cold straight to my face about it over and over, not nice

[LA_Boxers]

yeh i basically said 'sounds like you have lot to sort out, take it easy ... '

probably the best thing you could of done to be honest.

Man should take his own advice tho............and punch her in the face.......... or something on a similar tip.

EDIT - Story cool bro.

i can only get the feeling im on the receiving end of this atm, wernt quite engaged, but i get the idea thats pretty much what happened....

im just allowing it, but what he done seems to me to be the "mature" thing to do. whatever that is..!

Sorry Cliffy.....was refering to Noam! You were just the last thing to quote. Just seems most of his responses are of the violent variety!

But no I actually believe he dealt with the situation very maturely.......which is very un-ninja like. (except for the getting with an ugly and blaming it on the mandy!)lol.

[noam]

i made one joke bout cliff twattin his girlfriend for cheatin on him

i'd hardly say most of my posts are of the violent variety

WHY YOU LITTLE