The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:36 pm

Not important what it is.

Just checked online;

Delivery Estimate: 28-Nov-2011

Fused Productions · Post by **Fused Productions** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:39 pm

Refund or something? You should demand it tbh...

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:49 pm

wub wrote:Not important what it is.

Just checked online;

Delivery Estimate: 28-Nov-2011

??

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:56 pm

That'll be the one.

herbalicious · Post by **herbalicious** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:00 pm

Wub is definitely hiding something.

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:01 pm

It's my Twilight - New Dawn t-shirt.

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:03 pm

wub wrote:It's my Twilight - New Dawn t-shirt.

You going to be wearing it at deep medi?

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:04 pm

Nah, I'll be busting out my NI Massive promotional t-shirt for that.

herbalicious · Post by **herbalicious** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:20 pm

amd there I was hoping.....

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:22 pm

^^ Spotted a load of those in Madrid the other week, nearly bought one whilst pissed. Although it had kittens on, not wolves.

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:23 pm

herbalicious wrote:amd there I was hoping.....

Needs more Pattinson

herbalicious · Post by **herbalicious** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:25 pm

I spit on inferior non-wolf-themed tshirts.

And I'd happily drive a stake through the heart of anyone wearing an Edward/Pattinson tshirt.

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:27 pm

Tried explaining to a Twilight fan the other day that since vampires had no pulse and therefore no blood flow, Cullen couldn't have got an erection and therefore the bird must've gotten pregnant via artificial insemination.

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:35 pm

wub wrote:Tried explaining to a Twilight fan the other day that since vampires had no pulse and therefore no blood flow, Cullen couldn't have got an erection and therefore the bird must've gotten pregnant via artificial insemination.

You've obviously watched the films then

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:40 pm

wub wrote:Tried explaining to a Twilight fan the other day that since vampires had no pulse and therefore no blood flow, Cullen couldn't have got an erection and therefore the bird must've gotten pregnant via artificial insemination.

Vampiric rape really loses it's romantic edge when the dude has to pause to put on his penis splint... watch out for splinters, ladies.

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:42 pm

southstar wrote:
wub wrote:Tried explaining to a Twilight fan the other day that since vampires had no pulse and therefore no blood flow, Cullen couldn't have got an erection and therefore the bird must've gotten pregnant via artificial insemination.
You've obviously watched the films then

A wise man cannot cultivate disdain for that which he is oblivious of.

magma wrote:
wub wrote:Tried explaining to a Twilight fan the other day that since vampires had no pulse and therefore no blood flow, Cullen couldn't have got an erection and therefore the bird must've gotten pregnant via artificial insemination.
Vampiric rape really loses it's romantic edge when the dude has to pause to put on his penis splint... watch out for splinters, ladies.

The idea of him staking himself is jokes though.

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:43 pm

wub wrote:
magma wrote:
wub wrote:Tried explaining to a Twilight fan the other day that since vampires had no pulse and therefore no blood flow, Cullen couldn't have got an erection and therefore the bird must've gotten pregnant via artificial insemination.
Vampiric rape really loses it's romantic edge when the dude has to pause to put on his penis splint... watch out for splinters, ladies.
The idea of him staking himself is jokes though.

And now the nominees for the Undead Darwin Awards...

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:44 pm

wub wrote:^^ Spotted a load of those in Madrid the other week, nearly bought one whilst pissed. Although it had kittens on, not wolves.

haha I own a kitten t-shirt of that ilk, purchased it in italy about 5 years ago, still wear it quite a lot

noam · Post by **noam** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:57 pm

so thought id finally sorted a new turntable, a guy was selling a pair, i said i'd take one off him cos the guy who was buyin the pair was messin him around, sortit out im gona go pick it up tonight, well happy, get a text sayin the guy who's been messin him around about buyin the pair has now decided he wants to buy them and is getting them tonight

gimme a fucking break.

Pedro Sánchez · Post by **Pedro Sánchez** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:00 pm

noam wrote:so thought id finally sorted a new turntable, a guy was selling a pair, i said i'd take one off him cos the guy who was buyin the pair was messin him around, sortit out im gona go pick it up tonight, well happy, get a text sayin the guy who's been messin him around about buyin the pair has now decided he wants to buy them and is getting them tonight

gimme a fucking break.

gumtree?

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