Smoking weed for first time tomorrow.

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 3:50 pm

...bright maroon looks around really confused...

Devry_Kaneda · Post by **Devry_Kaneda** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 4:25 pm

Don't forget to wear a diaper. What people aren't telling you is that the first time you smoke, you always shit your pants. Trust me, I'm on the Internet.

magma · Post by **magma** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 4:29 pm

leyenda303 wrote:
Clean wrote:probably not gonna get high though.
In that case your best bet is to use a bong. It'll dilute it a bit. Also, follow it up with some salvia to take the edge off it. That should make sure you're still functioning...

Bake the shit into cookies. You never get high that way. Also, they wear off after about 10 minutes... so make sure you eat some more if you're not feeling anything straight away. Totally guaranteed to not make you flip the shit out.

Honest.

wobbles · Post by **wobbles** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:37 pm

I wish brownies lasted longer than thT man I swear sometimes I get completely full on an empty stomach and I don't really get that high! LOL!

LOL!!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

scattybeanhead · Post by **scattybeanhead** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:42 pm

Clean wrote:probably not gonna get high though.

yeah like fuck you're not mate!

Clean · Post by **Clean** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:06 pm

Im trying this stuff like PCP with weed or somthing gonna be funn. thx for the adivce evryone big ups

Mints · Post by **Mints** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:35 pm

Get ready to enter your new life.

You'll finally be able to relate.

syrup · Post by **syrup** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:37 pm

Semi-related question:
Anything i can do not to cough? I just choke like.... Mad (non smoker)

hifi · Post by **hifi** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:07 pm

epochalypso wrote:dont OD bro

make sure the "weed" isn't laced with heroin/meth/cocaine

hifi · Post by **hifi** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:08 pm

clifford_- · Post by **clifford_-** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:10 pm

Its not the cough, that carrys you off, its the coffin they carry you off in.

wubstep · Post by **wubstep** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:12 pm

I'm smoking weed for the first time tonight.

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:20 pm

Mints wrote:Get ready to enter your new life.

You'll finally be able to relate.

edit: how have I now listened to this 3 times in a row

tomm · Post by **tomm** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:20 pm

REALLY? Nobody took a bite at the fact this lad said he's dabbling in a bit of the old PCP as well?

For your own benefit lad, stay away from the PCP for now. The weed will suffice.

/seriousface

Raggles · Post by **Raggles** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:31 pm

Clean wrote:Im trying this stuff like PCP with weed or somthing gonna be funn. thx for the adivce evryone big ups

.onelove. · Post by **.onelove.** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:41 pm

tomm wrote:REALLY? Nobody took a bite at the fact this lad said he's dabbling in a bit of the old PCP as well?

For your own benefit lad, stay away from the PCP for now. The weed will suffice.

/seriousface

Lol implying someone trying weed for the first time would have access to PCP.

herbalicious · Post by **herbalicious** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:44 pm

first time smoking and smoking PCP. Kids got balls, yo.

tomm · Post by **tomm** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:44 pm

thats why i had a /seriousface

next he'll be dipping his spliff in codeine or snorting some dramamine between benzojoints.

wubstep · Post by **wubstep** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:47 pm

tomm wrote: next he'll be dipping his spliff in codeine or snorting some dramamine between benzojoints.

See here, aren't those all American drugs? Many of my friends of addicts of various sorts but I've never come across any of those. Know the names obviously but shit, no one does that stuff.

tomm · Post by **tomm** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:02 pm

nah man of course not. aside from Codeine (warm fuzzy opiate), taking Dramamine/diphenhydramine is fucking stupid. first-gen antihistamines are not for recreational consumption (unless you hate yourself/love deliriants and scary hallucinations), but GUARANTEED you know loads of folk that take benzos (diazepam/valium/blues). just don't dip your joint in that crap.

/seriousfacestill

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