
Finally Baby Jesus and I can sing Dubstep carols together while we wait for the rapture!
http://www.amazon.com/Christian-Dubstep ... 626&sr=8-1

Widowmaker wrote:How can you not cop after this review?
"For a long time, I've been talking with friends about the lack of Christ in rave culture. This album, and all of WOW records catalog, fills that void. As ravers, we party non stop til the break of dawn. We get a little sideways (sometimes a lot), but we do it all in honor of our lord and savior, JC. So, having a catalog of fresh dubstep anthems that share that feeling of salvation is a major blessing. When we're rolling or trippin, we often talk about JC, his life, his love. We talk about our lord who art in heaven, and all of the angels, and saints, and our man in the Vatican with his killer wardrobe and hat collection. And, as I'm sure many ravers have done for a long time, we talk about the lack of Christ in Rave. Now, we don't have to wait. We can party on, and give praise to the lord. Amen."


Widowmaker wrote:When we're rolling or trippin, we often talk about JC, his life, his love........Amen.
It took me until this point to be completely sure.Widowmaker wrote:How can you not cop after this review?
"For a long time, I've been talking with friends about the lack of Christ in rave culture. This album, and all of WOW records catalog, fills that void. As ravers, we party non stop til the break of dawn. We get a little sideways (sometimes a lot), but we do it all in honor of our lord and savior, JC. So, having a catalog of fresh dubstep anthems that share that feeling of salvation is a major blessing. When we're rolling or trippin, we often talk about JC, his life, his love. We talk about our lord who art in heaven, and all of the angels, and saints, and our man in the Vatican with his killer wardrobe and hat collection. And, as I'm sure many ravers have done for a long time, we talk about the lack of Christ in Rave. Now, we don't have to wait. We can party on, and give praise to the lord. Amen."
uh..no?Widowmaker wrote: " We get a little sideways (sometimes a lot), but we do it all in honor of our lord and savior, JC."
Each Drop hits like a holy hand grenade of righteousness

Dead Rats wrote:Mate, these chaps are lads.
I am a representative of J. H. Christ, CEO of Divine Justice ltd, you may even say God's representative on Earth. Divine Justice has released a press release on this piece of media and all other memorabilia of The Gospel.
"For many years, more than I care to broadcast, our company has overseen the product of Earth and regularly released all kinds of propaganda through our smaller company P.O.P.E ltd (Pentateuch Organisation for Propaganda on Earth). Due to our increasingly diminishing following in the 80s/90s, we decided to overlook the production of unofficial propaganda which, we freely admit, has served us well. However, as of January 2012, all unofficial productions must cease due to the coming event: End Of Days. (See press release 21, Mayan Age)" - J. H. Christ 2011
This unofficial statement has been released 12 months before any action shall be taken as an act of good faith. I, as a Jew, obviously love Dubstep and regret to be the bearer of bad news, however if these terms are not met in the allotted time there will be a repeat of Noahgate, which will momentarily put out the fires of hell released in December 2012 and all offenders will face a court hearing and further persecution such as name calling and poking.
Regards,
Alex Goldsteinbergstein
Shum wrote:Yeah big up Jesus for dying for our sins and netting us a public holiday in the process.Nevalo wrote:not much todo at work today.... and once ive finished, ITS THE FUCKIN LONG WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, hot cross buns.
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