The [unofficial] Secret Ninja OFF TOPIC Awards 2011

[magma]

So we've spent the year discussing everything BUT Dubstep around here... let's round it up with some Ninjawards. Music(ians) can be from any genre and nominations should've been active or notable in 2011 (i.e. if your film got released on DVD in 2011 but was in the cinema last year, I'll let you off)

There's quite a lot of them, so you only have to answer ones you have an opinion on. I'm bored. So are you. It's nearly Christmas. If it gets popular, I'll attempt to collate the results... if not, then fuck you all for being such lazy c unts. You're all going into my nomination for Hate figure of the year.

The "... ruled the world in 2011" Award for Best Band/Artist

The Emo-Girl Award For Services Against Music (Worst Act of the Year)

The "Heavy Rotation" Award for Best Album

The "TUUUUUNE!" Award for best single/song/track

The Velvet Rope Award for Best Clubnight

The Sleeping with the NME Award for Best Gig

HERO of the year

VILLIAN/HATE FIGURE of the year

The ch3 Award for Best Movie

The Idiot's Lantern Award for Best TV

Caxton's Best Book Award

"You just don't get it man.." Award for Best Meme

The "OHHFUCKOFFF" Award for Most Played-Out Meme

Best GIF

Thread of the year

...and NINJA of the year (for SNH posting exploits)

[LA_Boxers]

The "... ruled the world in 2011" Award for Best Band/Artist
Julio Bashmore

The Emo-Girl Award For Services Against Music (Worst Act of the Year)
David Gettout aka David Guetta

The "Heavy Rotation" Award for Best Album
FaltyDL ablum

The "TUUUUUNE!" Award for best single/song/track
Hackman - Close

The Velvet Rope Award for Best Clubnight
Audio Doughnuts @ Rhythm Factory

The Sleeping with the NME Award for Best Gig
Dont think I went to any gigs.

HERO of the year
Nobody

VILLIAN/HATE FIGURE of the year
That Emo Girl

The ch3 Award for Best Movie
The Inbetweeners Film

The Idiot's Lantern Award for Best TV
Him & Her

Caxton's Best Book Award
Dunkno.

"You just don't get it man.." Award for Best Meme
None

The "OHHFUCKOFFF" Award for Most Played-Out Meme
Arrow to the knee

Best GIF
The Kim Jon Il bass ones.

Thread of the year
The DMAs.

...and NINJA of the year (for SNH posting exploits)
Wub.

[wub]

The "... ruled the world in 2011" Award for Best Band/Artist
Flaming Lips

The Emo-Girl Award For Services Against Music (Worst Act of the Year)
Rebecca Black

The "Heavy Rotation" Award for Best Album
Mistabishi - Trip

The "TUUUUUNE!" Award for best single/song/track
Barrington Levy - The Vibes Is Right (Om Unit edit)

The Velvet Rope Award for Best Clubnight
Trix @ Hidden

The Sleeping with the NME Award for Best Gig
Either Caribou OR Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti (both @ Primerva Sound)

The ch3 Award for Best Movie
Drive

"You just don't get it man.." Award for Best Meme
Have a GREAT weekend!

The "OHHFUCKOFFF" Award for Most Played-Out Meme
Arrow to the knee

Best GIF
That kid getting merked by the cat that he hits

Thread of the year
DMAs

[pkay]

how i have not swept these awards is beyond me. I brought the awesome jan 1st - present

year of the pkay

[Forum]

The "... ruled the world in 2011" Award for Best Band/Artist
Phaeleh

The Emo-Girl Award For Services Against Music (Worst Act of the Year)
Cher Lloyd

The "Heavy Rotation" Award for Best Album
Pinch & Shackleton

The "TUUUUUNE!" Award for best single/song/track
Too many good ones to choose

The Velvet Rope Award for Best Clubnight


The Sleeping with the NME Award for Best Gig
Dont think I went to any gigs.

HERO of the year
Nobody

VILLIAN/HATE FIGURE of the year
John Terry

The ch3 Award for Best Movie
Cant remember any good ones this year

The Idiot's Lantern Award for Best TV
Game of Thrones

Caxton's Best Book Award


"You just don't get it man.." Award for Best Meme
None

The "OHHFUCKOFFF" Award for Most Played-Out Meme
Cool story bro

Best GIF
skrillex bee

Thread of the year
The DMAs.

...and NINJA of the year (for SNH posting exploits)
Ashley

[magma]

The "... ruled the world in 2011" Award for Best Band/Artist
Zomby

The Emo-Girl Award For Services Against Music (Worst Act of the Year)
Ke$ha

The "Heavy Rotation" Award for Best Album
Kendrick Lamar - Section 80

The "TUUUUUNE!" Award for best single/song/track
Azealia Banks - 212

The Velvet Rope Award for Best Clubnight
Bangface return to Electrowerkz in October

The Sleeping with the NME Award for Best Gig
Janelle Monae then Big Boi on West Holts @ Glastonbury

HERO of the year
The Unnamed Protester

VILLIAN/HATE FIGURE of the year
The Unnamed Rioter

The ch3 Award for Best Movie
Senna (ok, it came out last year)

The Idiot's Lantern Award for Best TV
Black Mirror

Caxton's Best Book Award
Sean Carrol - From Eternity To Here (The Quest for an Ultimate Theory of Time)

"You just don't get it man.." Award for Best Meme
*shrug*

The "OHHFUCKOFFF" Award for Most Played-Out Meme
#winning

Best GIF


Thread of the year
"got serious love for this at the moment..." - http://www.dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=223719

...and NINJA of the year (for SNH posting exploits)
sd5 for the dramatic exit and sneaky reappearances.





I've just thought of some more that we should've covered. Bugger.

[-[2]DAY_-]

skrillex' bumblebee is undoubtedly best gif

[jameshk]

Don't we usually have different awards? Am i just being retarded? I'll be quiet.

[magma]

Don't we usually have different awards? Am i just being retarded? I'll be quiet.

Possibly. I got bored. There's the "official" DSF awards, but they're mainly about Dubstep and I get the impression that a lot of the SNH have slightly broader tastes than they allow for. Throw some rocks!

[jameshk]

Don't we usually have different awards? Am i just being retarded? I'll be quiet.

Possibly. I got bored. There's the "official" DSF awards, but they're mainly about Dubstep and I get the impression that a lot of the SNH have slightly broader tastes than they allow for. Throw some rocks!

I sware we usually have like Secret Ninja awards for members, Or im just dreaming. Anyways move along nothing to see here.

/me dodges rocks.

[magma]

Don't we usually have different awards? Am i just being retarded? I'll be quiet.

Possibly. I got bored. There's the "official" DSF awards, but they're mainly about Dubstep and I get the impression that a lot of the SNH have slightly broader tastes than they allow for. Throw some rocks!

I sware we usually have like Secret Ninja awards for members, Or im just dreaming. Anyways move along nothing to see here.

/me dodges rocks.

You're almost certainly correct. My memory's about as secure as parson's grip on reality...

[kidshuffle]

The "... ruled the world in 2011" Award for Best Band/Artist
Nero. They're not really my choice for best artist (that'd probably go to Royal-T), but they definitely ruled the world.

The Emo-Girl Award For Services Against Music (Worst Act of the Year)
I wouldn't even say its Skrilly; rather all the terrible Skrilly knock off's. Rednek, Klaypex...etc

The "Heavy Rotation" Award for Best Album
Smoke DZA - Rolling Stoned

The "TUUUUUNE!" Award for best single/song/track
Screw Up (Matty G Remix) - Subscape (or From the Love Sky - Skillex feat. Doctor P)

The Velvet Rope Award for Best Clubnight
I'd have to go with Culture Saturday's aka the first dubstep night at a major club in my city aka my crew's residency.

The Sleeping with the NME Award for Best Gig
Probably when I opened up for Zed's Dead (1500 ppl)

HERO of the year
Lyons obviously. How is he not dead yet!?

VILLIAN/HATE FIGURE of the year
I don't hate anyone

The ch3 Award for Best Movie
tbh I can't remember what I've seen this year

The Idiot's Lantern Award for Best TV


Caxton's Best Book Award
I don't know if I've read any new books, but Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell was my book of the year

"You just don't get it man.." Award for Best Meme
2011 was the year or the mediocre meme imo; can't really think of one that stood out for any amount of time

The "OHHFUCKOFFF" Award for Most Played-Out Meme
Arrow to the knee

Best GIF

I don't know how new this is, but I do know I was laughing at it for a solid 5 minutes when I first saw it

Thread of the year
Blog thread. Dun kno.

...and NINJA of the year (for SNH posting exploits)[/quote]
I love you all equally; you all have your place

[kidshuffle]

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[LA_Boxers]

Here

The "... ruled the world in 2011" Award for Best Band/Artist
Zomby

The Emo-Girl Award For Services Against Music (Worst Act of the Year)
Ke$ha

The "Heavy Rotation" Award for Best Album
Kendrick Lamar - Section 80

The "TUUUUUNE!" Award for best single/song/track
Azealia Banks - 212

The Velvet Rope Award for Best Clubnight
Bangface return to Electrowerkz in October

The Sleeping with the NME Award for Best Gig
Janelle Monae then Big Boi on West Holts @ Glastonbury

HERO of the year
The Unnamed Protester

VILLIAN/HATE FIGURE of the year
The Unnamed Rioter

The ch3 Award for Best Movie
Senna (ok, it came out last year)

The Idiot's Lantern Award for Best TV
Black Mirror

Caxton's Best Book Award
Sean Carrol - From Eternity To Here (The Quest for an Ultimate Theory of Time)

"You just don't get it man.." Award for Best Meme
*shrug*

The "OHHFUCKOFFF" Award for Most Played-Out Meme
#winning

Best GIF


Thread of the year
"got serious love for this at the moment..." - http://www.dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=223719

...and NINJA of the year (for SNH posting exploits)
sd5 for the dramatic exit and sneaky reappearances.





I've just thought of some more that we should've covered. Bugger.

[clifford_-]

The "... ruled the world in 2011" Award for Best Band/Artist
Mungos Hi-fi
The Emo-Girl Award For Services Against Music (Worst Act of the Year)
that emo girl
The "Heavy Rotation" Award for Best Album
silkie - city limits vol 2
The "TUUUUUNE!" Award for best single/song/track
blawan - getting me down
The Velvet Rope Award for Best Clubnight
Trix
The Sleeping with the NME Award for Best Gig
The Skints @ one love festival
HERO of the year
Paramedics
VILLIAN/HATE FIGURE of the year
that emo girl
The ch3 Award for Best Movie
cemetary junction
The Idiot's Lantern Award for Best TV
phoneshop
Caxton's Best Book Award
vice magazine
"You just don't get it man.." Award for Best Meme
pass
The "OHHFUCKOFFF" Award for Most Played-Out Meme
all
Best GIF
shums avatar
Thread of the year
90s nostalgia thread
...and NINJA of the year (for SNH posting exploits)
pass

[Forum]

Best GIF
shums avatar

[particle-jim]

Best GIF
shums avatar

truth

[bela]

The "... ruled the world in 2011" Award for Best Band/Artist
The Weeknd

The Emo-Girl Award For Services Against Music (Worst Act of the Year)
LMFAO

The "Heavy Rotation" Award for Best Album
Nicolas Jaar - Space Is Only Noise

The "TUUUUUNE!" Award for best single/song/track
Sicko Cell/Swims

The Velvet Rope Award for Best Clubnight
Swamp81 @ Cable

The Sleeping with the NME Award for Best Gig
Submotion Orchestra @ Outlook Festival

HERO of the year
Tunnidge for his twitter feed

VILLIAN/HATE FIGURE of the year
Skrillex, not for what he does but for how he's been instrumental in so many of the infinite DSF disputes

The ch3 Award for Best Movie
Drive

The Idiot's Lantern Award for Best TV
Black Mirror

Caxton's Best Book Award
The Rum Diary
best mag honor goes to Vice

Thread of the year
WHO HERE REALLY THINKS WOMEN ARE EQUAL?

...and NINJA of the year (for SNH posting exploits)
Lyons




i think we should also add a blog/website award or 2?
props for the clever categories magma

[pkay]

Don't we usually have different awards? Am i just being retarded? I'll be quiet.

Possibly. I got bored. There's the "official" DSF awards, but they're mainly about Dubstep and I get the impression that a lot of the SNH have slightly broader tastes than they allow for. Throw some rocks!

I sware we usually have like Secret Ninja awards for members, Or im just dreaming. Anyways move along nothing to see here.

/me dodges rocks.

i started one last year with like 5 categories and urged people to add as they saw fit

[snypadub]

The "... ruled the world in 2011" Award for Best Band/Artist Objekt

The Emo-Girl Award For Services Against Music (Worst Act of the Year) Skream

The "Heavy Rotation" Award for Best Album Too many.

The "TUUUUUNE!" Award for best single/song/track This is hard as fuck, erm..... Widowmakers vip of that skream track is pretty good.

The Velvet Rope Award for Best Clubnight Subloaded/dubloaded

The Sleeping with the NME Award for Best Gig Kundama @arc bristol.


HERO of the year quidz each and every year for starting that lost dubs thread.

VILLIAN/HATE FIGURE of the year Chad

The ch3 Award for Best Movie pass

The Idiot's Lantern Award for Best TV pass

Caxton's Best Book Award pass

"You just don't get it man.." Award for Best Meme pass

The "OHHFUCKOFFF" Award for Most Played-Out Meme pass

Best GIF the one made on here from that friends reaction cat.

Thread of the yearDMA's

...and NINJA of the year (for SNH posting exploits)

Lyons