Drugs Slang: What the police are listening for

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Re: Drugs Slang: What the police are listening for

Post by Electric_Head » Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:30 pm

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Re: Drugs Slang: What the police are listening for

Post by wormcode » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:46 pm

He should add video games. Back in school, when we were 15-16 or so, friends would call weed video games, and the act of smoking weed "playing video games". So, it was easy to speak in front of adults/teachers as well. "Hey I heard you got a really good new video game?" "You should come play some video games after school." For actual games we just said the game name.

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Re: Drugs Slang: What the police are listening for

Post by Cervix » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:52 pm

theres some youts i know that tell their mums they're going to 'hot bun roan' when they go out. instead of just 'mum gona go cotch at mans yard init' or something

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Re: Drugs Slang: What the police are listening for

Post by bjackman » Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:20 pm

BALLING - vaginally implanted cocaine
balling indeed

BENDER - drug orgy
bit of a melodramatic definition of a bender!

BLOWJOB - to smoke a cannabis reefer
lol

me and my friends used to have a system of slang for illegal things at school whereby we would appear be having conversations about which kinds of cheese we would bring to the dinner party e.g "i'll bring brie and a cheese knife" meaning hash and a bong

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Re: Drugs Slang: What the police are listening for

Post by Electric_Head » Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:41 am

bjackman wrote:BALLING - vaginally implanted cocaine
balling indeed

BENDER - drug orgy
bit of a melodramatic definition of a bender!

BLOWJOB - to smoke a cannabis reefer
lol

me and my friends used to have a system of slang for illegal things at school whereby we would appear be having conversations about which kinds of cheese we would bring to the dinner party e.g "i'll bring brie and a cheese knife" meaning hash and a bong
So when you wanted to smoke a joint with your friends you asked if they wanted a blowjob?
That must have caused a mess load of confusion.
I would have punched you in the face even if I knew what you were saying.

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Re: Drugs Slang: What the police are listening for

Post by Phigure » Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:54 am

wormcode wrote:He should add video games. Back in school, when we were 15-16 or so, friends would call weed video games, and the act of smoking weed "playing video games". So, it was easy to speak in front of adults/teachers as well. "Hey I heard you got a really good new video game?" "You should come play some video games after school." For actual games we just said the game name.
me and my friends always called it gay sex

"you want to have some gay sex after school"
"i had some really good gay sex last weekend"
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Post by Electric_Head » Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:56 am

that`s so gay
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Re: Drugs Slang: What the police are listening for

Post by kidshuffle » Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:13 am

Phigure wrote:
wormcode wrote:He should add video games. Back in school, when we were 15-16 or so, friends would call weed video games, and the act of smoking weed "playing video games". So, it was easy to speak in front of adults/teachers as well. "Hey I heard you got a really good new video game?" "You should come play some video games after school." For actual games we just said the game name.
me and my friends always called it gay sex

"you want to have some gay sex after school"
"i had some really good gay sex last weekend"
you go on any gay sex benders lately... :roll:
























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Re: Drugs Slang: What the police are listening for

Post by Phigure » Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:10 am

kidshuffle wrote:
Phigure wrote:
wormcode wrote:He should add video games. Back in school, when we were 15-16 or so, friends would call weed video games, and the act of smoking weed "playing video games". So, it was easy to speak in front of adults/teachers as well. "Hey I heard you got a really good new video game?" "You should come play some video games after school." For actual games we just said the game name.
me and my friends always called it gay sex

"you want to have some gay sex after school"
"i had some really good gay sex last weekend"
you go on any gay sex benders lately... :roll:
























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nah, been getting bored of gay sex lately. it just doesn't satisfy me any more ;-)
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Re: Drugs Slang: What the police are listening for

Post by wormcode » Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:25 am

Phigure wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:
Phigure wrote:
wormcode wrote:He should add video games. Back in school, when we were 15-16 or so, friends would call weed video games, and the act of smoking weed "playing video games". So, it was easy to speak in front of adults/teachers as well. "Hey I heard you got a really good new video game?" "You should come play some video games after school." For actual games we just said the game name.
me and my friends always called it gay sex

"you want to have some gay sex after school"
"i had some really good gay sex last weekend"
you go on any gay sex benders lately... :roll:

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nah, been getting bored of gay sex lately. it just doesn't satisfy me any more ;-)
Need something harder maybe? Gateway ting.

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Re: Drugs Slang: What the police are listening for

Post by Phigure » Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:42 am

wormcode wrote:
Phigure wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:
Phigure wrote:
wormcode wrote:He should add video games. Back in school, when we were 15-16 or so, friends would call weed video games, and the act of smoking weed "playing video games". So, it was easy to speak in front of adults/teachers as well. "Hey I heard you got a really good new video game?" "You should come play some video games after school." For actual games we just said the game name.
me and my friends always called it gay sex

"you want to have some gay sex after school"
"i had some really good gay sex last weekend"
you go on any gay sex benders lately... :roll:

:corntard:
nah, been getting bored of gay sex lately. it just doesn't satisfy me any more ;-)
Need something harder maybe? Gateway ting.
nah, not really interested in the "harder" stuff. psychedelics on the other hand...
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Re: Drugs Slang: What the police are listening for

Post by nousd » Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:51 am

wouldn't mind some gay sex tonight
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Re: Drugs Slang: What the police are listening for

Post by grillis » Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:55 am

sd5 wrote:wouldn't mind some gay sex tonight
so poetic

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Post by particle-jim » Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:43 am

one time i was over at my friends house getting absolutely blazed, my friends grandparents where there at the time so we had to talk in code so that they wouldn't understand, our code for weed was pie, we went downstairs because his grandparents had cooked dinner and we sat round the table all high as fuck talking about different kinds of pie, after we finished our dinner my friends grandma came out of the kitchen and said in her thick indian accent "i heard you boys talking about pie so i baked you a pie" and then proceeded to dish up a glorious apple pie, then we went back upstairs for more 'pie'
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Re: Drugs Slang: What the police are listening for

Post by Gewze » Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:49 am

particle-jim wrote:one time i was over at my friends house getting absolutely blazed, my friends grandparents where there at the time so we had to talk in code so that they wouldn't understand, our code for weed was pie, we went downstairs because his grandparents had cooked dinner and we sat round the table all high as fuck talking about different kinds of pie, after we finished our dinner my friends grandma came out of the kitchen and said in her thick indian accent "i heard you boys talking about pie so i baked you a pie" and then proceeded to dish up a glorious apple pie, then we went back upstairs for more 'pie'
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Post by particle-jim » Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:55 am

quite a succesful evening all in all
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Post by Codox » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:55 pm

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Post by therapist » Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:48 pm

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Re: Drugs Slang: What the police are listening for

Post by zerbaman » Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:07 pm

ANGOLA - marijuana

WTF? So if a police officer hears me talking about my heritage, I'll be suspected of drug usage? Fuck that shit.
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Re: Drugs Slang: What the police are listening for

Post by Vunter Slouch » Wed Jan 04, 2012 9:08 pm

wormcode wrote:
Phigure wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:
Phigure wrote:
wormcode wrote:He should add video games. Back in school, when we were 15-16 or so, friends would call weed video games, and the act of smoking weed "playing video games". So, it was easy to speak in front of adults/teachers as well. "Hey I heard you got a really good new video game?" "You should come play some video games after school." For actual games we just said the game name.
me and my friends always called it gay sex

"you want to have some gay sex after school"
"i had some really good gay sex last weekend"
you go on any gay sex benders lately... :roll:

:corntard:
nah, been getting bored of gay sex lately. it just doesn't satisfy me any more ;-)



Need something harder maybe? Gateway ting.


Yerh I didn't believe all that "gateway ting" stuff but it started with a blowjob one day, then it turned to gay sex. Next minute I'm shooting scat in a carpark late at night.
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