things that have made you happy today

[drift]

the bird currently presenting sky sports news



tune in and you'll see why...

[scspkr99]

realising I hadn't listen to city limits v2 for a while and sticking it on

[Kochari]

I have nothing to say in the pissed you off thread
Thats good enough for me

[magma]

A girl in the office just thanked me for helping with a problem by saying "You're pretty hot for a geek, aren't you?"

I blushed, made my exits and will now have a little cry in the loos about my inability to relate to the opposite sex when not stoned. FML. I'm pretty sure a better man would already be turning her inside out.

[wub]

A girl in the office just thanked me for helping with a problem by saying "You're pretty hot for a geek, aren't you?"

I blushed, made my exits and will now have a little cry in the loos about my inability to relate to the opposite sex when not stoned. FML. I'm pretty sure a better man would already be turning her inside out.

Hopeless man, utterly hopeless.

[Viineri]

A girl in the office just thanked me for helping with a problem by saying "You're pretty hot for a geek, aren't you?"

I blushed, made my exits and will now have a little cry in the loos about my inability to relate to the opposite sex when not stoned. FML. I'm pretty sure a better man would already be turning her inside out.

Hopeless man, utterly hopeless.

Oh come on Wub! Not everyone is a ladies man like you!

[Pedro Sánchez]

A girl in the office just thanked me for helping with a problem by saying "You're pretty hot for a geek, aren't you?"

So she is a liar as well as inadequate

[noam]

A girl in the office just thanked me for helping with a problem by saying "You're pretty hot for a geek, aren't you?"

I blushed, made my exits and will now have a little cry in the loos about my inability to relate to the opposite sex when not stoned. FML. I'm pretty sure a better man would already be turning her inside out.

stuff a pair of socks in your boxer - right or left side, you choose - and walk past her desk over and over again till she notices/comments ???

[phrex]

A girl in the office just thanked me for helping with a problem by saying "You're pretty hot for a geek, aren't you?"

I blushed, made my exits and will now have a little cry in the loos about my inability to relate to the opposite sex when not stoned. FML. I'm pretty sure a better man would already be turning her inside out.

Hopeless man, utterly hopeless.

aaaw cmon you are being way too harsh!

[magma]

A girl in the office just thanked me for helping with a problem by saying "You're pretty hot for a geek, aren't you?"

I blushed, made my exits and will now have a little cry in the loos about my inability to relate to the opposite sex when not stoned. FML. I'm pretty sure a better man would already be turning her inside out.

stuff a pair of socks in your boxer - right or left side, you choose - and walk past her desk over and over again till she notices/comments ???

I think my current plan involves going a bit red in the face everytime I have to speak to her from now until the next work drinks.

[magma]

I meant to put all of that in the Pissed Off thread. That's how rattled I was.

[noam]

okay

new plan

staple your cock to her desk.

[Viineri]

A girl in the office just thanked me for helping with a problem by saying "You're pretty hot for a geek, aren't you?"

I blushed, made my exits and will now have a little cry in the loos about my inability to relate to the opposite sex when not stoned. FML. I'm pretty sure a better man would already be turning her inside out.

stuff a pair of socks in your boxer - right or left side, you choose - and walk past her desk over and over again till she notices/comments ???

"Do you have a pair of socks in your boxers?"
"AH, FINALLY you noticed..."

[noam]

A girl in the office just thanked me for helping with a problem by saying "You're pretty hot for a geek, aren't you?"

I blushed, made my exits and will now have a little cry in the loos about my inability to relate to the opposite sex when not stoned. FML. I'm pretty sure a better man would already be turning her inside out.

stuff a pair of socks in your boxer - right or left side, you choose - and walk past her desk over and over again till she notices/comments ???

"Do you have a pair of socks in your boxers?"
"AH, FINALLY you noticed..."

hahahaha

alternatively

"oh, i see you have a tumour in your crotch....area..."

"thanks babes" *awkward wink and pistol fingers to 180 away*

so yea, i think the new plan is the way

okay

new plan

staple your cock to her desk.

[Dub_freak]

[Sexual_Chocolate]

[Viineri]

I'm in tears.

[kidshuffle]

All of noam's advice must be followed

[phrex]

latest track getting tonight a spin before kode 9 this night in the club with an eeexcellent & weighty soundsystem

[Dub_freak]

Heard this for the first time today