Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*]

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Electric_Head » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:32 pm

clifford_- wrote:
and ill end up knocking one out in a bush.
excuse the pun
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by magma » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:33 pm

clifford_- wrote:tbh, i always thought it was best to rub one out before chatting to girls. not immediatly before obviously.
This.
this no fapping thing is gonna help me in no way shape or form is it?
This.
until in a few days time itll all get too much, and ill end up knocking one out in a bush.
This.

I hope this lot all wash their own sheets... :corncry:
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by noam » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:34 pm

for the record... and for the record... anyone who has actual sex with a girl wont win the record

cos its cheating

the only people allowed to be in the running for the free Return II Space are 100%, total wankers...

if you're not strictly a wanker, you wont be winning a thing from me

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by clifford_- » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:37 pm

12 hours 35 minutes in, and its gettin harder than it was last night.
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by noam » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:38 pm

hold it down cliffy boy.... hold it down

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by magma » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:38 pm

clifford_- wrote:its gettin harder than it was last night.
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Electric_Head » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:41 pm

I`m not a big enough wanker for this
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by noam » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:42 pm

only the biggest wankers are elligible

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by clifford_- » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:43 pm

i made that pun a few pages back and no one noticed. yea im that guy that repeats jokes if no one heard em, what a wanker!
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by noam » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:45 pm

clifford_- wrote:i made that pun a few pages back and no one noticed. yea im that guy that repeats jokes if no one heard em, what a wanker!
i think we all noticed but you posted straight after it explaining the shit pun and so i think people were dissuaded from commenting on how shit/great it was and giving you a courtesy 'lol'

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Post by Lichee » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:47 pm

clifford_- wrote:12 hours 35 minutes in, and its gettin harder than it was last night.
setting yourself up for a pun there man

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Cubicle » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:47 pm

noam wrote:for the record... and for the record... anyone who has actual sex with a girl wont win the record

cos its cheating

the only people allowed to be in the running for the free Return II Space are 100%, total wankers...

if you're not strictly a wanker, you wont be winning a thing from me
So I just have to tell the misses no for a month? Impossibru!

I'l do however, not start the first move to see what happens.
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by LA_Boxers » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:48 pm

non-wank thread is non-wank.
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Electric_Head » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:49 pm

noam wrote:
clifford_- wrote:i made that pun a few pages back and no one noticed. yea im that guy that repeats jokes if no one heard em, what a wanker!
i think we all noticed but you posted straight after it explaining the shit pun and so i think people were dissuaded from commenting on how shit/great it was and giving you a courtesy 'lol'

wanker.
that`s such a wanker move
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by particle-jim » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:57 pm

1st of feburary, already cracked one out this morning... told you there is no way i could manage, thats why i didn't even bother trying to compete
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by noam » Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:01 pm

can people who are not involved in the competition refrain from telling the board everytime they bash one off aswell please...

no need

it makes things weird...er

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Electric_Head » Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:03 pm

:D bunch of public wankers
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by particle-jim » Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:07 pm

noam wrote:can people who are not involved in the competition refrain from telling the board everytime they bash one off aswell please...

no need

it makes things weird...er
if i told posted every single time i cracked one off this would be a very long thread indeed
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by apmje » Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:18 pm

My post count would be significantly larger too.

That wouldn't be the only thing significantly larger either. :6:

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by phrex » Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:20 pm

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