Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*]
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*
damn i don't understand what is so hard. but of course i can't say anything because im anti fap alex
Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*
Fuck me, last night I dreamt that I'd failed the no-fap challenge. Wasn't a wet dream though. Woke up relieved/hungover. I probably wouldn't have had that dream if I'd scored last night. I get the feeling that after a couple of weeks my standards are going to drop big time and I'll sleep with a fat bird just to get laid and remain in this.
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*
not wanking makes me go insane
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*
Thats the spirit!leyenda303 wrote:I get the feeling that after a couple of weeks my standards are going to drop big time and I'll sleep with a fat bird just to get laid and remain in this.
Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*
All work and no fap makes Jack a dull boy
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*
i don't understand, i thought sex counted, or is that not the case?
i would have been down if sex was allowed, that would be easy
i would have been down if sex was allowed, that would be easy
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*
sex is allowed
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*
that makes no sense, so i can fuck my girlfriend 4 times a day but as long as i don't have a wank I've passed the test? That proves nothing surely, the more sex I get the less I tend to fap...kidshuffle wrote:sex is allowed
should be no ejaculation february, that would clear this whole mess up (PUN)
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*
Sex is not a waste of time, fapping is. Use this challenge to get rid of a major time waster
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*
and spend an hour a day discussing it onlinekidshuffle wrote:Sex is not a waste of time, fapping is. Use this challenge to get rid of a major time waster
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*
yup! SNH is a hypocritical place
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*
what if a girl wanked you off? Is that ok or not?kidshuffle wrote:yup! SNH is a hypocritical place
What if i jerked off onto my gf?
there's too much of a grey area here (NEARLY A PUN)
Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*
Lasted 4 days, fuck this
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*
take it up with sunklolloydnoise wrote:what if a girl wanked you off? Is that ok or not?kidshuffle wrote:yup! SNH is a hypocritical place
What if i jerked off onto my gf?
there's too much of a grey area here (NEARLY A PUN)
Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*
Well I don't have to worry about sex or gf, so suck it! (no pun) 

Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*
Well since you can have wet dreams...I would say the only thing that disqualifies you is getting off by your own physical movement or touch.kidshuffle wrote:take it up with sunklolloydnoise wrote:what if a girl wanked you off? Is that ok or not?kidshuffle wrote:yup! SNH is a hypocritical place
What if i jerked off onto my gf?
there's too much of a grey area here (NEARLY A PUN)
So I guess you could have a girl do it.

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*
I thought the having sex was the only legitimate way to get out of no-fap February (as opposed to going on the list of shame). Doesn't really count as completing it though.
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*
The real purists will abstain from sex as well but I don't expect you to alienate your girlfriend for a month just for a challenge.
What's not permitted is the instant gratification of jerking it solo. If you put in the work to get your girl off and then pull out and pull off, that's fine. That's not the same as succumbing to an adultfriendfinder ad and filling a kleenex in 2 minutes flat.
It's like comparing the pleasure of a drug to a natural endorphin high from rigorous exercise or a peak experience. As long as you're not taking the shortcut, you're in the clear.
What's not permitted is the instant gratification of jerking it solo. If you put in the work to get your girl off and then pull out and pull off, that's fine. That's not the same as succumbing to an adultfriendfinder ad and filling a kleenex in 2 minutes flat.
It's like comparing the pleasure of a drug to a natural endorphin high from rigorous exercise or a peak experience. As long as you're not taking the shortcut, you're in the clear.
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*
a real ninja enters his dreams and fights to keep them dryRaggles wrote:Well since you can have wet dreams...I would say the only thing that disqualifies you is getting off by your own physical movement or touch.kidshuffle wrote:take it up with sunklolloydnoise wrote:what if a girl wanked you off? Is that ok or not?kidshuffle wrote:yup! SNH is a hypocritical place
What if i jerked off onto my gf?
there's too much of a grey area here (NEARLY A PUN)
So I guess you could have a girl do it.
i declare this contest a sham
Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*
This will all be justified on march 1st when I come across a house fire...
Challenge accepted.
Call the fire department just to tell em "Don't worry I got this"
Sure their house might reek of bleach afterwards but at least their wedding scrapbook and pet parakeet will have been saved.
Challenge accepted.
Call the fire department just to tell em "Don't worry I got this"
Sure their house might reek of bleach afterwards but at least their wedding scrapbook and pet parakeet will have been saved.
Blaze it -4.20dB
nowaysj wrote:Raising a girl in this jizz filled world is not the easiest thing.
If I ever get banned I'll come back as SpunkLo, just you mark my words.Phigure wrote:I haven't heard such a beautiful thing since that time Jesus sang Untrue
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