Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*]

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by hifi » Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:13 am

damn i don't understand what is so hard. but of course i can't say anything because im anti fap alex

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by leyenda » Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:27 am

Fuck me, last night I dreamt that I'd failed the no-fap challenge. Wasn't a wet dream though. Woke up relieved/hungover. I probably wouldn't have had that dream if I'd scored last night. I get the feeling that after a couple of weeks my standards are going to drop big time and I'll sleep with a fat bird just to get laid and remain in this.
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by wolf89 » Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:14 am

not wanking makes me go insane

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by kidshuffle » Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:59 am

leyenda303 wrote:I get the feeling that after a couple of weeks my standards are going to drop big time and I'll sleep with a fat bird just to get laid and remain in this.
Thats the spirit!
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Viineri » Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:54 pm

All work and no fap makes Jack a dull boy

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by lloydnoise » Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:15 pm

i don't understand, i thought sex counted, or is that not the case?
i would have been down if sex was allowed, that would be easy
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by kidshuffle » Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:59 pm

sex is allowed
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by lloydnoise » Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:01 pm

kidshuffle wrote:sex is allowed
that makes no sense, so i can fuck my girlfriend 4 times a day but as long as i don't have a wank I've passed the test? That proves nothing surely, the more sex I get the less I tend to fap...
should be no ejaculation february, that would clear this whole mess up (PUN)
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by kidshuffle » Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:18 pm

Sex is not a waste of time, fapping is. Use this challenge to get rid of a major time waster
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by lloydnoise » Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:19 pm

kidshuffle wrote:Sex is not a waste of time, fapping is. Use this challenge to get rid of a major time waster
and spend an hour a day discussing it online
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by kidshuffle » Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:23 pm

yup! SNH is a hypocritical place
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by lloydnoise » Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:24 pm

kidshuffle wrote:yup! SNH is a hypocritical place
what if a girl wanked you off? Is that ok or not?
What if i jerked off onto my gf?
there's too much of a grey area here (NEARLY A PUN)
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Liam92 » Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:26 pm

Lasted 4 days, fuck this

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by kidshuffle » Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:30 pm

lloydnoise wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:yup! SNH is a hypocritical place
what if a girl wanked you off? Is that ok or not?
What if i jerked off onto my gf?
there's too much of a grey area here (NEARLY A PUN)
take it up with sunklo
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nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Viineri » Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:31 pm

Well I don't have to worry about sex or gf, so suck it! (no pun) :corncry:

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Raggles » Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:19 pm

kidshuffle wrote:
lloydnoise wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:yup! SNH is a hypocritical place
what if a girl wanked you off? Is that ok or not?
What if i jerked off onto my gf?
there's too much of a grey area here (NEARLY A PUN)
take it up with sunklo
Well since you can have wet dreams...I would say the only thing that disqualifies you is getting off by your own physical movement or touch.

So I guess you could have a girl do it.
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by ThomasEll » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:45 pm

I thought the having sex was the only legitimate way to get out of no-fap February (as opposed to going on the list of shame). Doesn't really count as completing it though.
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by SunkLo » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:32 pm

The real purists will abstain from sex as well but I don't expect you to alienate your girlfriend for a month just for a challenge.
What's not permitted is the instant gratification of jerking it solo. If you put in the work to get your girl off and then pull out and pull off, that's fine. That's not the same as succumbing to an adultfriendfinder ad and filling a kleenex in 2 minutes flat.

It's like comparing the pleasure of a drug to a natural endorphin high from rigorous exercise or a peak experience. As long as you're not taking the shortcut, you're in the clear.
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by lloydnoise » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:34 pm

Raggles wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:
lloydnoise wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:yup! SNH is a hypocritical place
what if a girl wanked you off? Is that ok or not?
What if i jerked off onto my gf?
there's too much of a grey area here (NEARLY A PUN)
take it up with sunklo
Well since you can have wet dreams...I would say the only thing that disqualifies you is getting off by your own physical movement or touch.

So I guess you could have a girl do it.
a real ninja enters his dreams and fights to keep them dry

i declare this contest a sham
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by SunkLo » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:49 pm

This will all be justified on march 1st when I come across a house fire...
Challenge accepted.
Call the fire department just to tell em "Don't worry I got this"

Sure their house might reek of bleach afterwards but at least their wedding scrapbook and pet parakeet will have been saved.
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