Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*]

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Mortal » Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:33 pm

TL_ wrote:
Mortal wrote:After my fail at this, I decided to take part in 'Fap February', it's much better than what you stupid fuckers are doing!
Is that just 24/7 none stop wanking for all of February?
No, that's 'Full-on Fap February'. I tried that last year and essentially circumcised myself by the ninth hour.
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by noam » Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:51 am

Mortal wrote:
TL_ wrote:
Mortal wrote:After my fail at this, I decided to take part in 'Fap February', it's much better than what you stupid fuckers are doing!
Is that just 24/7 none stop wanking for all of February?
No, that's 'Full-on Fap February'. I tried that last year and essentially circumcised myself by the ninth hour.
right thats it

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by kidshuffle » Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:10 am

Does he win the spunk record?
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Raggles » Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:46 am

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fuck u blud. I can announce it myself.



but yes I did fail...this morning in fact. it was swell and completely worth it.
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by wolf89 » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:26 am

How does wobbles know you failed?

By the way I failed over the weekend. I was drunk and horny and gave up

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Raggles » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:28 am

wolf89 wrote:How does wobbles know you failed?

By the way I failed over the weekend. I was drunk and horny and gave up
:lol:

I'm not even going to answer that.
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by wolf89 » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:43 am

Well someone is going have to answer that....

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Phigure » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:48 am

lol me and my bros have discussed doing it, i failed tonight. got too stoned and just wanted to fap :(
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Molzie » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:11 am

wolf89 wrote:Well someone is going have to answer that....
it must of been a dutch rudder

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by knell » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:37 am

totally celibate so far... my dreams are getting weird. like... really weird. not wet, just weird.

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Post by Electric_Head » Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:01 am

21 pages, damn

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Post by Raggles » Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:55 am

knell wrote:totally celibate so far... my dreams are getting weird. like... really weird. not wet, just weird.
Mine got real weird last night.
Hence why I lost this morning.
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Post by Jhonny2x4 » Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:07 am

Weird dreams like this?

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Post by knell » Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:22 am

weirder.

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by brettheaslewood » Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:16 am

out - had a day off yesterday coz of the snowy conditions, what else was i menna do besides mix and watch films?
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by clifford_- » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:29 am

ive failed 3 times already this morning
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by finji » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:48 am

clifford_- wrote:ive failed 3 times already this morning
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Post by magma » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:21 am

Did this craze start in Japan?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/1 ... 09271.html
Now for some frigid news from Japan that has nothing to do with winter temperatures: a new government-commissioned study finds that young Japanese men are losing their interest in sex, yet another warning sign in a nation notorious for its low birth rate.

According to the AFP, a whopping 36.1 percent of teenage boys between the ages of 16-19 said they had little to no interest in sex, and in some cases even despised it, more than twice the 2008 figure of 17.5 percent. Futhermore, the survey, conducted in September 2010, reportedly found that 83.7 percent of Japanese men who turned 20 this year were not dating anyone, while 49.3 percent said they had never had a girlfriend. Girls, it seems, are suffering from a similar lack of heat: 59 percent in the same age group felt the same way, up 12 percentage points from 2008.

Kunio Kitamura, head of the clinic of the Japan Family Planning Association which took part in the survey, said the data confirms a wider social belief that younger Japanese men are becoming "herbivorous," a label attached to passive men who do not actively seek women and sex. Many younger people were opting to delay starting a family due to the perceived burden on their finances, lifestyles and careers. "The findings seem to reflect the increasing shallowness of human relations in today's busy society." Kitamura is quoted by CNN as saying.

The study, which reportedly surveyed 1,301 people aged 16 to 49, yielded a handful of other surprises: 40.8 percent of married people said they had not had sex in the past month, up from 36.5 percent in the 2008 survey and 31.9 percent in the 2004 survey, while nearly 50 percent of married people older than 40 years old said they have not had sex in the past month. Some participants claimed work fatigue and reluctance to have sex after childbirth, while others said they "can't be bothered."

"Obviously, the most important reason for Japan's declining birth rate is that people are not having sex," Kitamura told the Telegraph. "Combined with the rising number of elderly people, this population imbalance is a major problem."
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Viineri » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:47 am

You bunch lack some serious willpower lol! I've been having no problems so far. Dreams are getting pretty weird tho...REALLY weird.

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Cubicle » Tue Feb 07, 2012 12:07 pm

magma wrote:Did this craze start in Japan?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/1 ... 09271.html
Now for some frigid news from Japan that has nothing to do with winter temperatures: a new government-commissioned study finds that young Japanese men are losing their interest in sex, yet another warning sign in a nation notorious for its low birth rate.

According to the AFP, a whopping 36.1 percent of teenage boys between the ages of 16-19 said they had little to no interest in sex, and in some cases even despised it, more than twice the 2008 figure of 17.5 percent. Futhermore, the survey, conducted in September 2010, reportedly found that 83.7 percent of Japanese men who turned 20 this year were not dating anyone, while 49.3 percent said they had never had a girlfriend. Girls, it seems, are suffering from a similar lack of heat: 59 percent in the same age group felt the same way, up 12 percentage points from 2008.

Kunio Kitamura, head of the clinic of the Japan Family Planning Association which took part in the survey, said the data confirms a wider social belief that younger Japanese men are becoming "herbivorous," a label attached to passive men who do not actively seek women and sex. Many younger people were opting to delay starting a family due to the perceived burden on their finances, lifestyles and careers. "The findings seem to reflect the increasing shallowness of human relations in today's busy society." Kitamura is quoted by CNN as saying.

The study, which reportedly surveyed 1,301 people aged 16 to 49, yielded a handful of other surprises: 40.8 percent of married people said they had not had sex in the past month, up from 36.5 percent in the 2008 survey and 31.9 percent in the 2004 survey, while nearly 50 percent of married people older than 40 years old said they have not had sex in the past month. Some participants claimed work fatigue and reluctance to have sex after childbirth, while others said they "can't be bothered."

"Obviously, the most important reason for Japan's declining birth rate is that people are not having sex," Kitamura told the Telegraph. "Combined with the rising number of elderly people, this population imbalance is a major problem."
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