Closest you've come to being nicked?

[Sexual_Chocolate]

I honestly wouldnt want to meet any of you in a dark alleyway because id be so ruddy scared!

i honestly wouldnt wanna meet you cuz you make youself out to be a massive piece of nobcheese in most threads

[JBoy]

I honestly wouldnt want to meet any of you in a dark alleyway because id be so ruddy scared!

i honestly wouldnt wanna meet you cuz you make youself out to be a massive piece of nobcheese in most threads

You take the whole forum thing way too seriously.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

I honestly wouldnt want to meet any of you in a dark alleyway because id be so ruddy scared!

i honestly wouldnt wanna meet you cuz you make youself out to be a massive piece of nobcheese in most threads

You take the whole forum thing way too seriously.

while there is always a possibility that may be true....

atleast i dont treat everything as a joke & try to be as annoying as humanly possible

(in saying that, atleast your not as bad as trax & cornbread)

[Lichee]

I honestly wouldnt want to meet any of you in a dark alleyway because id be so ruddy scared!

i honestly wouldnt wanna meet you cuz you make youself out to be a massive piece of nobcheese in most threads

You take the whole forum thing way too seriously.

Posting pointlessly on a forum just for the hell of it reeks of someone with too much time on their hands

[JBoy]

I honestly wouldnt want to meet any of you in a dark alleyway because id be so ruddy scared!

i honestly wouldnt wanna meet you cuz you make youself out to be a massive piece of nobcheese in most threads

You take the whole forum thing way too seriously.

Posting pointlessly on a forum just for the hell of it reeks of someone with too much time on their hands

lol same could be said for every single person that posts on here.

EDIT: everything is a joke when you make it one

[jameshk]

Does anyone smell bacon?

[JBoy]

Youre all under a rest. Your crime, being so edgy on the internet.

[James Kofi]

lol @ this thread. even the title is funny.

[AxeD]

I hid my lighter under my foot inside my shoe. They never found it after giving me a thorough search and filming their actions for some odd reason that was never fully explained.

since when were lighters illegal?

Since burning a family out of their homes.

deep

6 feet.

Don't go burning people's houses... or I'll throw a guinea pig at your mums car.


I don't understand the thread. Most people got fined/stopped by the police at least once right?
Even filed a complaint about a police officer once, twas useless.

[Kochari]

I love the police in rural Somerset, and here I will tell you why.

It was Bicycle Day, and me and a good friend are cycling home on acid, around 2am after a beautiful day exploring the countryside. We decided to stop off for a joint, leaving our bike's in the middle of the roundabout, mainly for the symbolism of it; we could have gone in any direction from there, it was an adventure. So we're sitting on a bench skinning up, admiring the view and appreciating the wind, when suddenly a police care comes screaming up, lights flashing and everything. Two policemen leap out and run towards the bikes.

I put down the half rolled spliff, and say "Oi, that's my bike"

They turn and run towards us, shining torches in my faces and giving it all that. "What are you doing out this late? What are you up to?? Are they your bikes???"
From which point we proceeded to have an nice chat about the beauty fo the moon, how nice cycling is, and one of the policeman's Aunt Helen who had some sort of back problem. They wished us well and went on their way, we sparked up and continued the journey.

[AxeD]

I love the police in rural Somerset, and here I will tell you why.

It was Bicycle Day, and me and a good friend are cycling home on acid, around 2am after a beautiful day exploring the countryside. We decided to stop off for a joint, leaving our bike's in the middle of the roundabout, mainly for the symbolism of it; we could have gone in any direction from there, it was an adventure. So we're sitting on a bench skinning up, admiring the view and appreciating the wind, when suddenly a police care comes screaming up, lights flashing and everything. Two policemen leap out and run towards the bikes.

I put down the half rolled spliff, and say "Oi, that's my bike"

They turn and run towards us, shining torches in my faces and giving it all that. "What are you doing out this late? What are you up to?? Are they your bikes???"
From which point we proceeded to have an nice chat about the beauty fo the moon, how nice cycling is, and one of the policeman's Aunt Helen who had some sort of back problem. They wished us well and went on their way, we sparked up and continued the journey.

Is Helen okay?

[J_Kin]

I know this is a nearly nicked thread, but I got nicked last friday coming out of mile end tube station....had a few grams of weed with me and there were sniffer dogs there at like 4 in the afternoon. Unfortunately i had 20 valium in a sandwich bag which they were convinced were ecstacy. spent 6 hours in a cell and almost missed sleeper, district, lurka and commodo....and now i have possession on my record

[sirjonnyp]

Not exactly huge offences, not even sure I'd get nicked for my two, but worth sharing I suppose.
Two years ago I was doing my weekly Leicester to Ashford train journey about midday. I'd had a spliff or two before leaving Leicester, and had a 20 in my coat pocket. I got off the train at St. Pancras and had to get from platform three to twelve, which involves bit of a walk, but the train got in late, so I started running at the bottom of the stairs. The second I get around the corner there are no less than four sniffer dogs blocking my route, and the two nearest started going for me. I gambled and kept on running, made eye contact with one of the policeman, who then pulled his dog back to make way for me, and the second one that was going for me when past me as I ran and to another person. To cap it all off I made the train like a boss

At a party around the same time a mate and I were having a joint down the road from the venue, just casually chatting away when a couple of policemen appeared from behind us and walked past. In our infinite wisdom, we had accidentally stood outside Ashford Police Station and Magistrates Court Haven't done anything anywhere near as stupid since. Well, in terms of how blatantly I inadvertently break the law.

[Lectric]

Cops tried getting me for vandalism because i was doing my street art on the side of an over pass but i just managed to get away, mostly because they hardly gave a shit.

[Electric_Head]

I got pulled over at a highway roadblock.
I used to have dreads down to my ass so you can imagine the commotion when they saw me.
They ran over, immediately called a dog unit and unpacked my entire car including 2 large PA speakers, spare tyre, cds etc.
They searched the entire car with the dog and patted me down.
I had 60g of bud in my jocks.

Too close for comfort.

I lived in a commune with my wife and new born.
I got woken one night with a knock on the door.
All the housemates were being arrested for possession of many bags of marijuana, well over 700g.
And the one guy was taken for possession and intent to distribute Ecstasy.
The cops threatened to take my son and take me in as well if the home owner didn`t play along.
Luckily I was left alone to sleep in my room as the owner promised we had no idea what was going on.
I had 1.5kg of mulled skuff ready to run through a dry tumbler for pollem hash.

1 week later and I was disturbed by a knock on the window.
I opened the bedroom door and strolled into the passage only to be met by 2 cops running at me guns drawn.
They informed me that there was an alarm going off for a break-in(we had no alarm)
I went outside with them and was greeted by 4 undercover vehicles, 2 dog units and a Casper filled with police.



That`s 12 + police in the Casper alone.
They took my name and left.

Soo many cops for an innocent house break-in that never occurred.
We moved out shortly after.

[Y_H]

I got pulled over at a highway roadblock.
I used to have dreads down to my ass so you can imagine the commotion when they saw me.
They ran over, immediately called a dog unit and unpacked my entire car including 2 large PA speakers, spare tyre, cds etc.
They searched the entire car with the dog and patted me down.
I had 60g of bud in my jocks.

Too close for comfort.

I lived in a commune with my wife and new born.
I got woken one night with a knock on the door.
All the housemates were being arrested for possession of many bags of marijuana, well over 700g.
And the one guy was taken for possession and intent to distribute Ecstasy.
The cops threatened to take my son and take me in as well if the home owner didn`t play along.
Luckily I was left alone to sleep in my room as the owner promised we had no idea what was going on.
I had 1.5kg of mulled skuff ready to run through a dry tumbler for pollem hash.

1 week later and I was disturbed by a knock on the window.
I opened the bedroom door and strolled into the passage only to be met by 2 cops running at me guns drawn.
They informed me that there was an alarm going off for a break-in(we had no alarm)
I went outside with them and was greeted by 4 undercover vehicles, 2 dog units and a Casper filled with police.



That`s 12 + police in the Casper alone.
They took my name and left.

Soo many cops for an innocent house break-in that never occurred.
We moved out shortly after.

wtf

[Sexual_Chocolate]

fucken 'ell electric

i can see why so many of your countrymen end up on our shores

i can imagen thats something you wouldnt want to see everyday, or once for that matter

[butter_man]

I was facing charges of conspiracy to terrorism (real talk) but my Taliban mates boxed it off with the judges (not real talk).

[teamhobson]

Last year at Benicassim I bought a couple of twenty bags every couple of days. During the week I had lost a twenty bag, searched high and low in my tent and bag but couldnt find it, just assumed I had left it at the beach or something. Anyway, at Barcelona airport on the way home my mate and i put our bags on the hand luggage x-ray, it came through and I reached to take mine out of the wee boxes you get. As i do this Spanish security wifey comes running over and asks me not to touch the bag...

The rubber gloves go on and she starts raking through my bag, emptying half of it out. At this point im fucking bricking it, thinking the lost twenty bag was still in my bag and im gonna be on the next episode of banged up abroad for 3g's of weed. I look back at my other mates who have already gone through security and they look as if they are ready to fucking leg it haha. The security lady then moves on to my mates bag who came behind mine, he looks at me as if to say, 'what the hell have you put in my bag?'

After 2 seconds of raking through his she pulls out a can of deodorant from his bag and my arse hole un-puckers. Who the fuck puts deodorant in their hand luggage?

I know i wasnt close to being nicked cause it was just a can of deodorant but fuck me, I was 10 seconds from asking for my phonecall...

[Electric_Head]

fucken 'ell electric

i can see why so many of your countrymen end up on our shores

i can imagen thats something you wouldnt want to see everyday, or once for that matter

to be fair they were being pricks
they came wanting to bust the same lot again
so why do I need to have 2 guns pointed at my face?