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Post by wub » Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:44 pm

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Post by karmacazee » Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:47 pm

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Best one yet
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Post by LA_Boxers » Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:33 pm

karmacazee wrote::cornlol:
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Re: Laptop DJ

Post by frankiegrimes » Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:54 pm

Would have liked to see a "what other DJs think I do" being a shot of solitaire.

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Post by wormcode » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:17 pm

frankiegrimes wrote:Would have liked to see a "what other DJs think I do" being a shot of solitaire.
'What I might as well do' ?

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Re: Laptop DJ

Post by OllieScott » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:43 pm

Gotta check them emails while playing out.

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Re: Laptop DJ

Post by kidshuffle » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:44 pm

i;m going to start ragging on DJ's for looking through their CD books and record bags now too
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Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:31 pm

kidshuffle wrote:i;m going to start ragging on DJ's for looking through their CD books and record bags now too
this.

not my fault you cant afford a lappy :P
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Re: Laptop DJ

Post by esfandyar » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:55 pm

Nevalo wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:i;m going to start ragging on DJ's for looking through their CD books and record bags now too
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not my fault you cant afford a lappy :P

mmm no, coming from someone who spends 300 bucks a month on wax, money is not the prob..
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Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:57 pm

esfandyar wrote:
Nevalo wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:i;m going to start ragging on DJ's for looking through their CD books and record bags now too
this.

not my fault you cant afford a lappy :P

mmm no, coming from someone who spends 300 bucks a month on wax, money is not the prob..
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Re: Laptop DJ

Post by Sreedy » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:38 pm

this shit facebook meme is really starting to piss me off, none of these memes are funny and just recycled throwup from 4chan.. everyone on facebook is all like omg loololololol trofl"!dmddncedncoi adhbffhbryjhfbvfbwsfbslducbebcjkecfbkwrfjbejkcfbejbfker

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Re: Laptop DJ

Post by Neptune » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:44 pm

When I was at Vodka Revs in Birmingham (top music venue) the DJ was on facebook chat! ahaha

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Post by Ultra Ultra » Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:43 pm

I bought a Numark Mixdeck Universal Dj System. No laptop Dj for me :3
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Re: Laptop DJ

Post by ariosa » Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:01 am

cool story bro

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Post by Soiree » Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:47 am

I was challenged to a DJ battle against a Laptop DJ (I spin Vinyl and CDs) and I saw him play last week, it was so weak. Total "Pussy-Step" compleatly off a lap top, no midi controller or any sort of interface, it just sounded so fucking bad, like poorly matched bitcrush distortion with absolutely no bass weight what so ever. What's with these guys? since when does it become ok for anyone to "DJ" on a sound system, in a club, where people are dancing, w/out any sense of rhythm.

fuck this is a depressing topic to think about,

I hope the next generation rediscovers the beauty of vinyl.
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Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:49 am

Soiree wrote:I was challenged to a DJ battle against a Laptop DJ (I spin Vinyl and CDs) and I saw him play last week, it was so weak. Total "Pussy-Step" compleatly off a lap top, no midi controller or any sort of interface, it just sounded so fucking bad, like poorly matched bitcrush distortion with absolutely no bass weight what so ever. What's with these guys? since when does it become ok for anyone to "DJ" on a sound system, in a club, where people are dancing, w/out any sense of rhythm.
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Re: Laptop DJ

Post by Reese_Liar » Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:59 am

Soiree wrote:I was challenged to a DJ battle against a Laptop DJ (I spin Vinyl and CDs) and I saw him play last week, it was so weak. Total "Pussy-Step" compleatly off a lap top, no midi controller or any sort of interface, it just sounded so fucking bad, like poorly matched bitcrush distortion with absolutely no bass weight what so ever. What's with these guys? since when does it become ok for anyone to "DJ" on a sound system, in a club, where people are dancing, w/out any sense of rhythm.

fuck this is a depressing topic to think about,

I hope the next generation rediscovers the beauty of vinyl.
How does the quality of his set relate to the gear he played on (aside from the lack of interface which I'd say is pretty vital)? Could be he was just a bad DJ?

If you simply meant it's weird how people who have no DJing skills whatsoever get to play in clubs etc, then I completely agree though :?
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Re: Laptop DJ

Post by ehbes » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:47 am

I actually had a dream about this which is weird cuz i don't play out, but for some reason i was djing and only my friends were in the crowd and i didn't even have a dj software, so i was using the volume sliders between iTunes and youtube, and then i had to use my phone because my laptop died and i was frantically trying to think of song to google search to open in youtube and then i turned around( i was in some like shambala like place) and my dad was there just watching.....it was a weird ass dream
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Re: Laptop DJ

Post by uphigh » Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:13 am

[quote="Soiree"]I was challenged to a DJ battle against a Laptop DJ (I spin Vinyl and CDs) and I saw him play last week, it was so weak. quote]

how do you dj battle?

lol i feel like dubstep dj's arent really into turntablism
they can beatmatch and double drop etc, but thats not much of a flex of skill because all (MOST) of the songs are exactly the same bpm anyways

not talking down on it, but most dubstep dj's would not survive a real dj battle.
scratching and beatjuggling etc.

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Re: Laptop DJ

Post by kidshuffle » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:39 am

uphigh wrote:
Soiree wrote:I was challenged to a DJ battle against a Laptop DJ (I spin Vinyl and CDs) and I saw him play last week, it was so weak.
how do you dj battle?

lol i feel like dubstep dj's arent really into turntablism
they can beatmatch and double drop etc, but thats not much of a flex of skill because all (MOST) of the songs are exactly the same bpm anyways

not talking down on it, but most dubstep dj's would not survive a real dj battle.
scratching and beatjuggling etc.
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