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- karmacazee
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Best one yet
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I said exactly the same thing on FB.karmacazee wrote:![]()
Best one yet
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- frankiegrimes
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Would have liked to see a "what other DJs think I do" being a shot of solitaire.
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'What I might as well do' ?frankiegrimes wrote:Would have liked to see a "what other DJs think I do" being a shot of solitaire.
- OllieScott
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Gotta check them emails while playing out.
- kidshuffle
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i;m going to start ragging on DJ's for looking through their CD books and record bags now too
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this.kidshuffle wrote:i;m going to start ragging on DJ's for looking through their CD books and record bags now too
not my fault you cant afford a lappy

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Nevalo wrote:this.kidshuffle wrote:i;m going to start ragging on DJ's for looking through their CD books and record bags now too
not my fault you cant afford a lappy
mmm no, coming from someone who spends 300 bucks a month on wax, money is not the prob..
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it was a pisstake.... calm your battyesfandyar wrote:Nevalo wrote:this.kidshuffle wrote:i;m going to start ragging on DJ's for looking through their CD books and record bags now too
not my fault you cant afford a lappy
mmm no, coming from someone who spends 300 bucks a month on wax, money is not the prob..
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this shit facebook meme is really starting to piss me off, none of these memes are funny and just recycled throwup from 4chan.. everyone on facebook is all like omg loololololol trofl"!dmddncedncoi adhbffhbryjhfbvfbwsfbslducbebcjkecfbkwrfjbejkcfbejbfker
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edit: this is the only one i laughed at
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edit: this is the only one i laughed at
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When I was at Vodka Revs in Birmingham (top music venue) the DJ was on facebook chat! ahaha
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I bought a Numark Mixdeck Universal Dj System. No laptop Dj for me :3
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cool story bro
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I was challenged to a DJ battle against a Laptop DJ (I spin Vinyl and CDs) and I saw him play last week, it was so weak. Total "Pussy-Step" compleatly off a lap top, no midi controller or any sort of interface, it just sounded so fucking bad, like poorly matched bitcrush distortion with absolutely no bass weight what so ever. What's with these guys? since when does it become ok for anyone to "DJ" on a sound system, in a club, where people are dancing, w/out any sense of rhythm.
fuck this is a depressing topic to think about,
I hope the next generation rediscovers the beauty of vinyl.
fuck this is a depressing topic to think about,
I hope the next generation rediscovers the beauty of vinyl.
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- Sexual_Chocolate
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i think i know the guy your talking about....Soiree wrote:I was challenged to a DJ battle against a Laptop DJ (I spin Vinyl and CDs) and I saw him play last week, it was so weak. Total "Pussy-Step" compleatly off a lap top, no midi controller or any sort of interface, it just sounded so fucking bad, like poorly matched bitcrush distortion with absolutely no bass weight what so ever. What's with these guys? since when does it become ok for anyone to "DJ" on a sound system, in a club, where people are dancing, w/out any sense of rhythm.
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How does the quality of his set relate to the gear he played on (aside from the lack of interface which I'd say is pretty vital)? Could be he was just a bad DJ?Soiree wrote:I was challenged to a DJ battle against a Laptop DJ (I spin Vinyl and CDs) and I saw him play last week, it was so weak. Total "Pussy-Step" compleatly off a lap top, no midi controller or any sort of interface, it just sounded so fucking bad, like poorly matched bitcrush distortion with absolutely no bass weight what so ever. What's with these guys? since when does it become ok for anyone to "DJ" on a sound system, in a club, where people are dancing, w/out any sense of rhythm.
fuck this is a depressing topic to think about,
I hope the next generation rediscovers the beauty of vinyl.
If you simply meant it's weird how people who have no DJing skills whatsoever get to play in clubs etc, then I completely agree though

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I actually had a dream about this which is weird cuz i don't play out, but for some reason i was djing and only my friends were in the crowd and i didn't even have a dj software, so i was using the volume sliders between iTunes and youtube, and then i had to use my phone because my laptop died and i was frantically trying to think of song to google search to open in youtube and then i turned around( i was in some like shambala like place) and my dad was there just watching.....it was a weird ass dream
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[quote="Soiree"]I was challenged to a DJ battle against a Laptop DJ (I spin Vinyl and CDs) and I saw him play last week, it was so weak. quote]
how do you dj battle?
lol i feel like dubstep dj's arent really into turntablism
they can beatmatch and double drop etc, but thats not much of a flex of skill because all (MOST) of the songs are exactly the same bpm anyways
not talking down on it, but most dubstep dj's would not survive a real dj battle.
scratching and beatjuggling etc.
how do you dj battle?
lol i feel like dubstep dj's arent really into turntablism
they can beatmatch and double drop etc, but thats not much of a flex of skill because all (MOST) of the songs are exactly the same bpm anyways
not talking down on it, but most dubstep dj's would not survive a real dj battle.
scratching and beatjuggling etc.
- kidshuffle
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This is an argument best untouched. Leave er hereuphigh wrote:how do you dj battle?Soiree wrote:I was challenged to a DJ battle against a Laptop DJ (I spin Vinyl and CDs) and I saw him play last week, it was so weak.
lol i feel like dubstep dj's arent really into turntablism
they can beatmatch and double drop etc, but thats not much of a flex of skill because all (MOST) of the songs are exactly the same bpm anyways
not talking down on it, but most dubstep dj's would not survive a real dj battle.
scratching and beatjuggling etc.

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