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My Iranian Ninja's...

Post by noam » Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:23 pm

i know there are a few

http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2 ... 95919.html
Al-Arabiya wrote:Female ninja fighters dressed in black, their faces covered by masks-- with only their dusky eyes visible — dash into a studio in the suburbs of Tehran to train.

Akbar Faraji, a ninja master of 23 years has set up a school to train lethal warriors or ninjas with a difference.

Some 3,000 women, aged between five to 56, are trained using traditional Japanese martial arts techniques, such as the ax kick, forward punch, and using swords to fight each other.

These ninja women cannot only kick and fight but can also walk up a straight wall.

“What is important to me, as an Iranian and as a teacher, is that I have to do this job so we train women to have strength and ability. We have to do everything (in our power) to protect our homeland,” said Faraji.

Since the 1979 Iranian Revolution, and Tehran’s strained ties with arch-enemy Israel, the Islamic republic has been preparing deadly warriors to protect its borders.

“What we’re seeing in the world of fitness and sports is the opportunity to receive training which increases our self-defense abilities and strengthens our bodies, so we are ready to defend our lives and assets,” said 28 year-old ninjutsu Raheleh Davoudzadeh.

“Our aim is for Iranian women to be strengthened and if a problem arises, we will definitely declare our readiness to defend our Islamic homeland,” said another fighter, who has been training for over 13 years.

Many of these women also train alongside their husbands in their homes with great discipline.
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Post by esfandyar » Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:43 pm

saw this, pretty cool. still haven't made it to iran yet. im planning to go for the first time next summer.

some nationalistic undertones in the vid however heh.
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Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:46 pm

hmmm.... ninjas vs cruise missile's

wonder who would win :6:
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Post by esfandyar » Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:52 pm

Nevalo wrote:hmmm.... ninjas vs cruise missile's

wonder who would win :6:
training your body and mind for self defense is always a good thing, no matter who the enemy is.. derp.
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Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:05 pm

esfandyar wrote:
Nevalo wrote:hmmm.... ninjas vs cruise missile's

wonder who would win :6:
training your body and mind for self defense is always a good thing, no matter who the enemy is.. derp.
true.... but i dont believe any mental preperation would help against an airstrike, atleast in terms of surviving
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Post by esfandyar » Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:16 pm

and where are you reading about an airstrike hitting iran?
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Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:21 pm

what the hell are you on about

im talking about man vs machine

jesus, talk about reading between the lines and creating something out of nothing
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Post by esfandyar » Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:41 pm

nah i just thought your comment was silly about cruise missiles vs. ninjas. its obvious that if a nation was to fire a cruise missile at iran, no one is going to punch it, or deflect it away with their arms. there would be other means to protect themselves. that should be assumed.
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Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:44 pm

theres a reason why i added the " :6: " face at the end.... clearly it was a pisstake :roll:
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Post by Electric_Head » Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:08 am

ninjas can`t deflect rockets

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Post by antipode » Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:09 am

esfandyar wrote:nah i just thought your comment was silly about cruise missiles vs. ninjas. its obvious that if a nation was to fire a cruise missile at iran, no one is going to punch it, or deflect it away with their arms. there would be other means to protect themselves. that should be assumed.
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Post by test_recordings » Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:43 am

Haven't listened to the audio but sick gyal anyway though! I doubt the regime's going to let anything like that go on without having some sort of guarantee they're going to be useful to them though...
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Post by mylon » Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:00 pm

I rather enjoy long walks on straight walls.

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Post by 8bit » Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:28 pm

salam my ninjas, chetori?

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Post by esfandyar » Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:49 pm

ooo. 8bit mitune farsi sohbaet kon! salaam. :h:
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Post by pkay » Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:57 pm

Krav Maga > Ninja

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Post by cityzen » Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:08 pm

pkay wrote:Krav Maga > Ninja
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Post by esfandyar » Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:15 pm

pkay, that stuff is useless according to nevalo because of cruise missiles :4:
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Post by pkay » Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:18 pm

esfandyar wrote:pkay, that stuff is useless according to nevalo because of cruise missiles :4:

oh agreed. and air superiority > Surface to Surface missle power.

i had to learn hand to hand combat in the military... and then proceeded to work on a base whose primairy goal is to launch aircraft from thousands of miles away that never gets within a mile of the enemy

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