The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Sexual_Chocolate]

find her and stick it in her bum

[ehbes]

Give her a test bear with a spy camera on the inside

[Fused Productions]

find her and put her stick in yer bum

[dickman69]

Moldy and XXXY are in Pittsburgh next week but of course it's in lame ass club Diesel and of course it's 21+

[noam]

Yeah, it's 2am now... she's up early to drop a mate off so I think it may be a dick thing to do right now. She texted me saying she wishes we kissed

dont be a pussy tell her you wana suck her toes now or never bitch

[antipode]

what noamy sed

[ehbes]

SAT's this morning

[Sexual_Chocolate]

its 2am and some stnuc have decided its the best time to have drunken domestics outside my yard....

at this rate, mans gonna have to go outside & do work .... i need my sleep and you are disturbing it with your presence

[scattybeanhead]

at like 4am last night i was waiting for the bus texting my mate on my phone, to clarify i was rocking one of these badboys


and some bastard pikey grabbed it out of my hand and launched it down the road and then legged it. it was completely fucked. what was actually the point of that? not gonna be able to afford a new phone for a good while (thus using one that's like 10 years old) and it's really fucking wound me up. what an absolute tnuc

[syrup]

at like 4am last night i was waiting for the bus texting my mate on my phone, to clarify i was rocking one of these badboys


and some bastard pikey grabbed it out of my hand and launched it down the road and then legged it. it was completely fucked. what was actually the point of that? not gonna be able to afford a new phone for a good while (thus using one that's like 10 years old) and it's really fucking wound me up. what an absolute tnuc

The fuck? You should have ran after him

[pikeymobile]

at like 4am last night i was waiting for the bus texting my mate on my phone, to clarify i was rocking one of these badboys


and some bastard pikey grabbed it out of my hand and launched it down the road and then legged it. it was completely fucked. what was actually the point of that? not gonna be able to afford a new phone for a good while (thus using one that's like 10 years old) and it's really fucking wound me up. what an absolute tnuc

i am so sorry for your lots

you should delete facebook, lawyer up, hit the gym

[gnome]

at like 4am last night i was waiting for the bus texting my mate on my phone, to clarify i was rocking one of these badboys


and some bastard pikey grabbed it out of my hand and launched it down the road and then legged it. it was completely fucked. what was actually the point of that? not gonna be able to afford a new phone for a good while (thus using one that's like 10 years old) and it's really fucking wound me up. what an absolute tnuc

You can get cheap phones for £10 nowadays.

[idontreallygiveashit]

^ Yeah, i went to carphone warehouse and i got a free phone and all i had to do is buy £5 credit. It was the stupidest (and best) thing ever. Little colour Nokia thing.

[Func]

Spilled something on my Swamp81 releases last night, checked them now to find part of the back of Don't Ask, Don't Get stuck to 2727.

[say_whut]

For those eagerly anticipating the next chapter of my inter-flat romance, here it is:

Not seen her all that much all day, was playing Resi 5 with a flatmate for at least 5 hours (not that great a game btw, 4 is where it's at). Anyway, we spent like the last 2 hours chilling and such. I try getting closer and closer to kiss/seal the deal. There was a moment where I should have just done it, but she is so hard to read at times. She basically said it'd be awkward for everyone else and I do, partially, agree. So, we've went our separate ways. Well, as far as separate as we can go in a student flat.

[kay]

For those eagerly anticipating the next chapter of my inter-flat romance, here it is:

Not seen her all that much all day, was playing Resi 5 with a flatmate for at least 5 hours (not that great a game btw, 4 is where it's at). Anyway, we spent like the last 2 hours chilling and such. I try getting closer and closer to kiss/seal the deal. There was a moment where I should have just done it, but she is so hard to read at times. She basically said it'd be awkward for everyone else and I do, partially, agree. So, we've went our separate ways. Well, as far as separate as we can go in a student flat.

You need a Wiggle-style thread to keep us updated.

[cityzen]

For those eagerly anticipating the next chapter of my inter-flat romance, here it is:

Not seen her all that much all day, was playing Resi 5 with a flatmate for at least 5 hours (not that great a game btw, 4 is where it's at). Anyway, we spent like the last 2 hours chilling and such. I try getting closer and closer to kiss/seal the deal. There was a moment where I should have just done it, but she is so hard to read at times. She basically said it'd be awkward for everyone else and I do, partially, agree. So, we've went our separate ways. Well, as far as separate as we can go in a student flat.

You need a Wiggle-style thread to keep us updated.

Seconded!

Avoid warm drinks with Turkish people AT ALL COSTS!

[didi]

For those eagerly anticipating the next chapter of my inter-flat romance, here it is:

Not seen her all that much all day, was playing Resi 5 with a flatmate for at least 5 hours (not that great a game btw, 4 is where it's at). Anyway, we spent like the last 2 hours chilling and such. I try getting closer and closer to kiss/seal the deal. There was a moment where I should have just done it, but she is so hard to read at times. She basically said it'd be awkward for everyone else and I do, partially, agree. So, we've went our separate ways. Well, as far as separate as we can go in a student flat.

keep us posted

[say_whut]

For those eagerly anticipating the next chapter of my inter-flat romance, here it is:

Not seen her all that much all day, was playing Resi 5 with a flatmate for at least 5 hours (not that great a game btw, 4 is where it's at). Anyway, we spent like the last 2 hours chilling and such. I try getting closer and closer to kiss/seal the deal. There was a moment where I should have just done it, but she is so hard to read at times. She basically said it'd be awkward for everyone else and I do, partially, agree. So, we've went our separate ways. Well, as far as separate as we can go in a student flat.

You need a Wiggle-style thread to keep us updated.

it could happen, if this "romance" gets rekindled in anyway, I'll start a thread

[noam]

errrrrrr she means it'd be awkward for her

just fuckin pluck up some stones n go knock on her door n put it up on the liiiiiiiine

if she can resist your moves, then you may have failed, but at least you put on the moves, and anyone who puts on the moves, deserves some respect, but people who just dont even bother to try and put on the moves, no matter how much they reason about it, are always gona be them people, who lacked the stones... to put on the moves, and...

i've forgot what i was talking about