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Bear Grylls Fired

Post by Caski » Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:42 am

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/03/ ... FO20120314

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Re: Bear Grylls Fired

Post by magma » Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:44 am

At least he won't go hungry.
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Re: Bear Grylls Fired

Post by wub » Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:48 am

Bruce Parry > Bear Grylls
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Re: Bear Grylls Fired

Post by Caski » Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:52 am

Bruce Forsyth >>> Bruce Parry
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Re: Bear Grylls Fired

Post by Electric_Head » Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:56 am

Bruce Parry on Ayahuasca was great
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Re: Bear Grylls Fired

Post by Y_H » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:10 pm

Ray Mears>>
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Re: Bear Grylls Fired

Post by Dead Rats » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:13 pm

Should cast im' in Louie Theroux-style documentaries now, stuff like

'Bear Grylls survives Compton'

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'Bear Grylls vs izan Skinheads'
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Re: Bear Grylls Fired

Post by jameshk » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:25 pm

Ahh, so this is why the piss dungeon happened, he needed a new source of urine.
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Re: Bear Grylls Fired

Post by Forum » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:27 pm

matthewcradduck wrote:Ray Mears>>
Ray Mears has fat supplies to last at least a few weeks in the wild
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Re: Bear Grylls Fired

Post by Dead Rats » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:27 pm

jameshk wrote:Ahh, so this is why the piss dungeon happened, he needed a new source of urine.

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Re: Bear Grylls Fired

Post by kruptah » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:28 pm

Les Stroud > All
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Re: Bear Grylls Fired

Post by Electric_Head » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:40 pm

southstar wrote:
matthewcradduck wrote:Ray Mears>>
Ray Mears has fat supplies to last at least a few weeks in the wild
Ray Mears makes the holocaust look fun.
He`s got to be the most boring guy ever.
Very knowledgeable but f-me, I`m surprised no-one has died from boredom.

Les Stroud is certainly hardcore being on his own.
How scripted is all of it though?
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Re: Bear Grylls Fired

Post by parkour_nico » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:01 pm

Electric_Head wrote:Bruce Parry on Ayahuasca was great
:h: so true, didn't know who/where/what he was..
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Re: Bear Grylls Fired

Post by Plasmic aka Hanlo » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:14 pm

matthewcradduck wrote:Ray Mears>>
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Re: Bear Grylls Fired

Post by kay » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:16 pm

Maybe letting go of a survival specialist who sets traps in his spare time isn't such a good idea...
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Re: Bear Grylls Fired

Post by Duffman » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:16 pm

parkour_nico wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:Bruce Parry on Ayahuasca was great
:h: so true, didn't know who/where/what he was..
Bruce Parry is the one
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Re: Bear Grylls Fired

Post by magma » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:21 pm

Dead Rats wrote:'Bear Grylls survives Compton'
This is a reality show waiting to happen. Dump hard-man in South Central with no cash, a single set of clothes and a pre-pay mobile phone then film until they either make it big, die or get arrested. It'd be like GTA, but shit.

Channel 4 are probably already auditioning.
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Re: Bear Grylls Fired

Post by syrup » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:22 pm

jameshk wrote:Ahh, so this is why the piss dungeon happened, he needed a new source of urine.
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Re: Bear Grylls Fired

Post by SCope13 » Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:33 pm

magma wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:'Bear Grylls survives Compton'
This is a reality show waiting to happen. Dump hard-man in South Central with no cash, a single set of clothes and a pre-pay mobile phone then film until they either make it big, die or get arrested. It'd be like GTA, but shit.

Channel 4 are probably already auditioning.

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Re: Bear Grylls Fired

Post by cityzen » Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:46 pm

magma wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:'Bear Grylls survives Compton'
This is a reality show waiting to happen. Dump hard-man in South Central with no cash, a single set of clothes and a pre-pay mobile phone then film until they either make it big, die or get arrested. It'd be like GTA, but shit.

Channel 4 are probably already auditioning.
They already did something similar (but slightly more provoking) in N.Y back in '95

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