Off Topic (Everything besides dubstep)
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pikeymobile
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by pikeymobile » Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:51 pm
AxeD wrote:pikeymobile wrote:when i was a kid i strategically learned to wank with my left hand whilst browsing porn with my right hand on the mouse (im right handed)
i've never understood why people wank with their dominant hand
(no homo)
That's odd... I used to browse the net with my willy so I had both my hands free to bust gun fingers.
can you teach me how to do this?
with vids preferably
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scattybeanhead
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by scattybeanhead » Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:56 pm
tried to learn to use the left, works but takes way too long, much easier to just use the net with your left...
http://www.mixcloud.com/yesjme/winter-warmers-dubstep-vinyl-mix/
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kay
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by kay » Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:56 pm
I think the thread should ask instead: do you wank with your main hand or offhand?
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Duffman
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by Duffman » Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:00 pm
pikeymobile wrote:when i was a kid i strategically learned to wank with my left hand whilst browsing porn with my right hand on the mouse (im right handed)
Yeah this, except I finish off with my right hand, feels weird finishing off with my left

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pikeymobile
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by pikeymobile » Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:01 pm
i think the most important question is do you hold your penis with the same hand you wank with when you have a wee?
i do
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Ba-zinga
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by Ba-zinga » Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:01 pm
pikeymobile wrote:one time i woke up with morning wood and rubbed my nob across the bedsheets a few times and i came everywhere

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Ba-zinga
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by Ba-zinga » Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:04 pm
also i use my biceps
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by sigbowls » Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:10 am
i use your mum's hand when she's sleeping
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by wormcode » Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:33 am
kay wrote:wormcode wrote:No option for ambijerxtrous.
When I was really young I noticed some of them bend drastically to the left or right, and put it down to pulling on it with a single hand. I wanted to avoid that.
Begs the question why you were looking so closely at erections from when you were really young.
lol I suppose so.
well, really young meaning 12 or so. About the time most boys start using their body as an amusement park. I wouldn't say 'looking so closely', but it's pretty mind scarring the first time you see a bent one I think, for me anyway. I mean it freaked me out enough that I changed my whole technique to avoid it in an attempt to alter my future!
Pointing straight as an

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by FuDuzn » Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:45 am
I am also a left handed man when I am browsing porn, yet I have to switch to my right hand to finish things off.
Essentially my left hand sets things up, and my right hand knocks them down.
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antipode
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by antipode » Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:57 am
AxeD wrote:pikeymobile wrote:when i was a kid i strategically learned to wank with my left hand whilst browsing porn with my right hand on the mouse (im right handed)
i've never understood why people wank with their dominant hand
(no homo)
That's odd... I used to browse the net with my willy so I had both my hands free to bust gun fingers.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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leyenda
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by leyenda » Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:36 am
I'm left-handed but have always used my right for as long as I can remember including before porn was such a viable option. Not sure why to be honest but I guess I am a little ambidextrous like a lot of left handers. Play guitar right-handed too. I was an early bloomer too. I was at it at 10 in year 5 before I even knew what it was called.
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by sigbowls » Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:01 am
Pistonsbeneath wrote:no girls posting here then?
so surprising...
just strait guys

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by wormcode » Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:55 am
signals wrote:Pistonsbeneath wrote:no girls posting here then?
so surprising...
just strait guys

yeah I guess it's beyond sausagefest now and halfway to a circlejerk... shit
Hoods up, eyes down, and busting gun fingers is taking new meaning in this thread.
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Hircine
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by Hircine » Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:00 am
I just put a doctor p tune on the system and jizz, so filthyyyyyyyy
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by wobbles » Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:00 am
When i broke my wrist i had to tke a crash course at left hand jerkin
Know wut im sayin
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by Hircine » Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:01 am
wobbles wrote:When i broke my wrist i had to tke a crash course at left hand jerkin
Know wut im sayin
get yo alpha swagga on and have a female do it for you, straight up badman
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phaeleh wrote:bassbum wrote:The pheleleh tune I have never heard before and I did like it but its very simple and I could quickly recreate it.
Yeah I wanna hear it too

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kay
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by kay » Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:39 am
wormcode wrote:kay wrote:wormcode wrote:No option for ambijerxtrous.
When I was really young I noticed some of them bend drastically to the left or right, and put it down to pulling on it with a single hand. I wanted to avoid that.
Begs the question why you were looking so closely at erections from when you were really young.
lol I suppose so.
well, really young meaning 12 or so. About the time most boys start using their body as an amusement park. I wouldn't say 'looking so closely', but it's pretty mind scarring the first time you see a bent one I think, for me anyway. I mean it freaked me out enough that I changed my whole technique to avoid it in an attempt to alter my future!
Pointing straight as an

Pistonsbeneath wrote:no girls posting here then?
so surprising...
Does the term "wank" apply also to girls when they...errr...play with themselves?
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