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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by James Kofi » Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:14 pm

beat someone up in front of her that usually works. let's her know you can protect her. maybe install a firewall on her laptop afterwards.
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by particle-jim » Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:20 pm

James Kofi wrote:beat someone up in front of her that usually works. let's her know you can protect her. maybe install a firewall on her laptop afterwards.
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by Clean » Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:29 pm

Wait, how old is the OP?
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by Electric_Head » Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:32 pm

Not old enough to prevent the conversation boner ;)
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by NickUndercover » Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:40 pm

James Kofi wrote:beat someone up in front of her that usually works. let's her know you can protect her. maybe install a firewall on her laptop afterwards.


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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by Duffman » Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:59 pm

Clean wrote:Wait, how old is the OP?
Probably the same age as you.
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by SKIN E » Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:46 pm

JBoy wrote:
ascent wrote:doesnt make sense to me that you have only spoken on facebook, why would you add people you havent spoken to??? go up to her and ask her out ya twat
this if you have spoken to her on facebook man up and just go up to her, I hate facebook!
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by Kochari » Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:54 pm

Magma, you are so on the ball you're almost off the ball.
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by bright maroon » Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:56 pm

Say this...

"Hey - aren't you such and so from facebook?
Yeah - I thought so - You look cute in that picture with your boobs exposed...
Yeah - that one - Maybe we could get coffee or something and chat
I'd love to chill with you for a minute in real time
just to see if you're actually really cool...here's my number...."

(and then have your personal business card in hand with all your infos on it..SS# blood type etc...)

then hand it to her and BE SURE you tell her you're serious and you'd love to hear from her soon...
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by Electric_Head » Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:57 pm

and that you`d really like to see her boobs
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by bright maroon » Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:58 pm

...you could even have a picture of boobs on your business card...
i bet y'all are late on catching the hermetic allegory in every episode - parsons..?
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by James Kofi » Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:59 pm

list her as your sister on facebook = she'll have to confront you now + sexy incestuous subtext in your mind when you eventually fuck her
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by _TraX_ » Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:41 pm

diz whole thread is 1 big :u: :q: :evil:
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by jaydot » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:17 pm

Sinestepper wrote:Tell her you have a 12 inch
Then what, when she wants the proof? :a:
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by particle-jim » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:19 pm

jaydot wrote:
Sinestepper wrote:Tell her you have a 12 inch
Then what, when she wants the proof? :a:
just lie through your teeth, if she says that aint 12" just be all like "bitch these are metric inches yo, they're worth twice as much on the stock market!!!"
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by jaydot » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:20 pm

particle-jim wrote:
jaydot wrote:
Sinestepper wrote:Tell her you have a 12 inch
Then what, when she wants the proof? :a:
just lie through your teeth, if she says that aint 12" just be all like "bitch these are metric inches yo, they're worth twice as much on the stock market!!!"
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by Neptune » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:23 pm

lol boys
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by Raggles » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:27 pm

Ask her if she wants lurk DSF with you sometime. But don't introduce urself until after physical contact.
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by ScarletCyanide » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:31 pm

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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by ehbes » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:36 pm

jaydot wrote:
Sinestepper wrote:Tell her you have a 12 inch
Then what, when she wants the proof? :a:
say its twelve inches but I'm gonna have to give it on 3 separate occasions
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