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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:59 am

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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by Immerse » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:22 am

ScarletCyanide wrote:She was with a group of people, including him, so I'm just assuming... Fucking annoying though considering by typical high school standards I'm from a more 'popular' position, and he's a bit of a tnuc tbh, dunno what anyone would see in him, which makes me even more annoyed -.-' No talent's (Other than BMX, but he's not that good tbh and I can skate), not smart at all, but he's not even a 'rebel' or 'cool', he hang's out with the unpopular kids ffs.. :q: :u:
its none of those reasons, its that he is talking to her and you arent. almost any guy can get any girl with the right personality, unless the girl is a stuck up bitch in which case you wouldnt want her anyways. be nice to her, say hi when you see her, ask her to hang out, even if casually. then once you know her keep talking to her and eventually ask her on a date. :W:
edit: ahahahahahahah @ the poster, good work mate. :cornlol:
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by Duffman » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:29 am

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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by leyenda » Tue Mar 20, 2012 8:57 am

Duffman wrote:
say_whut wrote:
Phigure wrote:
Pedro Sánchez wrote:Image
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i am dying

:james:


this is one of those posts that will be remembered for years to come
:lol: fucking helllllll
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by Filthzilla » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:02 pm

ScarletCyanide wrote:Ite guyss, so I'm in a cliched 'I like a girl, that I've never spoken to and dunno how to get a conversation started' predicament, kindda pissing me off, she's not any more popular at school than me and I think I'm in with a chance in that respect, but dunno how to get anything started and I think she's on the verge of getting into a relationship with some other guy :/

Anyone else having shitey female troubles? In a mood to vent, would be nice to hear I'm not alone haha
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:09 pm

Filthzilla wrote:
ScarletCyanide wrote:Ite guyss, so I'm in a cliched 'I like a girl, that I've never spoken to and dunno how to get a conversation started' predicament, kindda pissing me off, she's not any more popular at school than me and I think I'm in with a chance in that respect, but dunno how to get anything started and I think she's on the verge of getting into a relationship with some other guy :/

Anyone else having shitey female troubles? In a mood to vent, would be nice to hear I'm not alone haha
Get into 'PUA' and you'll never have troubles with girls again.

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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by Electric_Head » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:11 pm

Filthzilla wrote:
ScarletCyanide wrote:Ite guyss, so I'm in a cliched 'I like a girl, that I've never spoken to and dunno how to get a conversation started' predicament, kindda pissing me off, she's not any more popular at school than me and I think I'm in with a chance in that respect, but dunno how to get anything started and I think she's on the verge of getting into a relationship with some other guy :/

Anyone else having shitey female troubles? In a mood to vent, would be nice to hear I'm not alone haha
Get into 'PUA' and you'll never have troubles with girls again.

I know you haven't heard of it. Google it. ;)
As the founding member, do you have any 'pro' tips for him.
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by PinUp » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:23 pm

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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by Filthzilla » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:28 pm

Electric_Head wrote:As the founding member, do you have any 'pro' tips for him.
Just talk to girls at every opportunity. ;) You'll soon realise how to best keep them engaged, intrested and most importantly: attracted. :)

The PUA stuff helps you learn what/how to say to do this though.

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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by kay » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:34 pm

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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by heqofficial » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:34 pm

ScarletCyanide wrote:Ite guyss, so I'm in a cliched 'I like a girl, that I've never spoken to and dunno how to get a conversation started' predicament, kindda pissing me off, she's not any more popular at school than me and I think I'm in with a chance in that respect, but dunno how to get anything started and I think she's on the verge of getting into a relationship with some other guy :/

Anyone else having shitey female troubles? In a mood to vent, would be nice to hear I'm not alone haha
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by Kochari » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:42 pm

Filthzilla wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:As the founding member, do you have any 'pro' tips for him.
Just talk to girls at every opportunity. ;) You'll soon realise how to best keep them engaged, intrested and most importantly: attracted. :)

The PUA stuff helps you learn what/how to say to do this though.
Or you could, you know, be an interesting and well rounded human being?
You shouldn't need someone else to tell you how to be you - bit sad really.
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by Riddles » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:44 pm

Kochari wrote:
Filthzilla wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:As the founding member, do you have any 'pro' tips for him.
Just talk to girls at every opportunity. ;) You'll soon realise how to best keep them engaged, intrested and most importantly: attracted. :)

The PUA stuff helps you learn what/how to say to do this though.
Or you could, you know, be an interesting and well rounded human being?
You shouldn't need someone else to tell you how to be you - bit sad really.
this lol. i know a guy who swears by that pua shite and i still used to pull a hell of a lot better than him.
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by ascent » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:54 pm

I automatically assume anyone who uses that term is a massive tnuc

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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by dubfordessert » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:01 pm

lmao, ScarletCyanide no offence but you sound like a dick. "i'm so good looking, why doesn't she like MEEEEEE? WHY DOES SHE LIKE THAT OTHER GUY THAT I DON'T LIKE?! HOW DARE SHE?! he's stupid and hangs around with PEOPLE NOT EVERYONE LIKES FFS..."

and then you've got people comforting you, saying that she would be a bitch if she didn't like a guy for his personality, when all you've got to say for yourself is the same judgmental bullshit that a girl would get crucified for if she said about a guy.

you're a stuck up idiot, and a pussyhole to boot, that's why you haven't got the girl.

the guy you hate is probably really nice, not that you'd know as I bet you're too cowardly to talk to him too.

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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by Filthzilla » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:26 pm

Kochari wrote:
Filthzilla wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:As the founding member, do you have any 'pro' tips for him.
Just talk to girls at every opportunity. ;) You'll soon realise how to best keep them engaged, intrested and most importantly: attracted. :)

The PUA stuff helps you learn what/how to say to do this though.
Or you could, you know, be an interesting and well rounded human being?
You shouldn't need someone else to tell you how to be you - bit sad really.
Haha woah... forgive me for trying to help out a brother. ;)

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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by Phase Down » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:50 pm

ScarletCyanide wrote:She was with a group of people, including him, so I'm just assuming... Fucking annoying though considering by typical high school standards I'm from a more 'popular' position, and he's a bit of a tnuc tbh, dunno what anyone would see in him, which makes me even more annoyed -.-' No talent's (Other than BMX, but he's not that good tbh and I can skate), not smart at all, but he's not even a 'rebel' or 'cool', he hang's out with the unpopular kids ffs.. :q: :u:
you sound well up your own ass, that guy probably has the balls to talk to a female, and you have no balls at all.

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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by Phase Down » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:51 pm

dubfordessert wrote:lmao, ScarletCyanide no offence but you sound like a dick. "i'm so good looking, why doesn't she like MEEEEEE? WHY DOES SHE LIKE THAT OTHER GUY THAT I DON'T LIKE?! HOW DARE SHE?! he's stupid and hangs around with PEOPLE NOT EVERYONE LIKES FFS..."

and then you've got people comforting you, saying that she would be a bitch if she didn't like a guy for his personality, when all you've got to say for yourself is the same judgmental bullshit that a girl would get crucified for if she said about a guy.

you're a stuck up idiot, and a pussyhole to boot, that's why you haven't got the girl.

the guy you hate is probably really nice, not that you'd know as I bet you're too cowardly to talk to him too.

archetypal "Nice Guy who doesn't realise he's not actually a nice guy"
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by Phase Down » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:55 pm

Maccaveli wrote:
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can you at least ask him to start posting on dsf

we could use a guy like him
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Re: Socially awkward around females?

Post by Devry_Kaneda » Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:02 pm

don't worry scarlett.


everyone here is just jeaoulous because they wasnt in the popular crowd at school.

we popular kids need to stick together. :w: :w:

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