Amazing VST for dubstep wobble HELP!!

[Beat Cube]

dude, there are no torrents, everyone "used" to have a version, there are NO critics of it (Massive, Z3ta, they all have critics), everyone says its awesome, there isnt any site for it, and no DL link. It doesnt exist.

Its a joke dude. I think its so people can just say to noobs who want a "VST that makes it for you!!!" to go get Ham. Its like an inside joke. "My music sucks!" " Go get Ham" .

EDIT: Im no pirate, I dont own any of the synthesizers I posted. But I have seen them in action at a friends house. Im big on freeware.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

hamvst is very real.

most top end studios use it

[Electric_Head]

it exists

so does a white piece of paper, you`ll get more from the paper though

[Beat Cube]

Ham VST comes free with every studio, its currently in beta form, but has been disabled on some people. It enables you to create thick, fat, nasty wobbles with ease, and basically makes your track for you. Its amazing. Every good studio has it.

Its also known as Practice 2.0

Seriously. You can make good wobbles with basic oscillators, a resampler, lots of effects and filters and a bit of patience. You can also get a good soft synth and learn it inside out.

But really. The best musicians got there by practice.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

stop trolling

[wub]

To conclude;

1) HamVST does exist. It was created as a joke, and is largely considered a troll answer as to how to get "sik wobblez!" but it is a real VST.
2) Don't pirate your shit, then you might actually appreciate it enough to learn how to use it instead of just downloading new torrents everytime you can't find a preset you like
3) If you really don't want to pay for stuff, then Computer Music has a copy of ZebraCM for free every month on their cover DVD.


Nothing more to be said in this thread TBH, so locking it. PM me if you'd like it reopened.

Wub