i need some advice

JBoy · Post by **JBoy** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:35 am

This is the best snh sympathy post to date (thats if its genuine).

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:47 am

If this is serious then please don`t kill yourself.
None of what you`ve mentioned is that serious, get over it and move on.
Work on not eating shit that smells bad.
Tell your folks you`re not gay and you`re not enjoying being beaten.
But please don`t kill yourself over shit like this.

Life is worth living.
When you`re dead, you`re dead.
The big problem with that being that you`re DEAD.

jameshk · Post by **jameshk** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:33 am

simple rule...

Like attracts like.

Act like a non virgin who gets women, and it'll get you a women eventually. No need to be shy and awkward or act scared, they're humans like us. You don't need a place to go. I've had a good few fun times in the woods

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:45 am

jameshk wrote:simple rule...

Like attracts like.

Act like a non virgin who gets women, and it'll get you a women eventually. No need to be shy and awkward or act scared, they're humans like us. You don't need a place to go. I've had a good few fun times in the woods

Those poor woodland creatures you`ve man-handled through the years.

jameshk · Post by **jameshk** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:50 am

Electric_Head wrote:
jameshk wrote:simple rule...

Like attracts like.

Act like a non virgin who gets women, and it'll get you a women eventually. No need to be shy and awkward or act scared, they're humans like us. You don't need a place to go. I've had a good few fun times in the woods
Those poor woodland creatures you`ve man-handled through the years.

It was consensual I sware...

Soiree · Post by **Soiree** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:59 am

so, you puked in her mouth and shat your pants?

ScarletCyanide · Post by **ScarletCyanide** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:17 am

Feel genuinely bad for you if this is real, if you're trolling i have no respectt...

I know what its like to be socially incompetent and to live in a shitty house with shitty people that are aggressive and it fucking sucks, just try and be more confident...

1) Kill Dad
2) Replace blood wih formaldehyde
3) Claim his benefits or pension
4) #Winning

noam · Post by **noam** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:19 am

right seriously he's fucking trolling guys

magma · Post by **magma** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:20 am

noam wrote:right seriously he's fucking trolling guys

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:24 am

Who falls into a trolley and can`t get out themselves?
Are you like a miniature Hulk Hogan?

fassyman · Post by **fassyman** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:24 am

magma wrote:
noam wrote:right seriously he's fucking trolling guys

init. how can i guy whos 24 not know what "head" is

the only bit i believe is stuff about the brad pitt posters

wormcode · Post by **wormcode** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:43 am

Electric_Head wrote:this is lame
sounds like std american sitcom

The plot to that new American Pie movie?

But yeah deck him next time. Also wtf kind of fire department keeps violent alcoholics on staff. I would confront that issue before he costs someone their life. Sounds like he needs more help than you do tbh. Deck him and check him. Nothing wrong with living with parents if the relationship is good, but this sounds really bad. An enabling mother, alcoholic abusive dad... You shouldn't have to defend your sexuality, straight or gay.

Find a better gig and quit that walmart shit asap. That place is the lowest of the low, and I can't imagine it helps much toward paying for school. Like 99% of door greeters are senior citizens?? I think you'd do better in food service, and it will help people skills.
Yeah or keep trollin'.

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:53 am

Electric_Head wrote:Who falls into a trolley and can`t get out themselves?
Are you like a miniature Hulk Hogan?

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:20 pm

magma wrote:
noam wrote:right seriously he's fucking trolling guys

dickman69 · Post by **dickman69** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:34 pm

you tried to write homophobe. even though im sure you know it censors you?

seems like an error someone whos copy and pasting a large amount of words would make

wub · Post by **wub** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:45 pm

constrobuz wrote:so first a little background information about me. i'm 24 years old,

Weird, this blog post on you from 2010 has your age as 19;

http://alibi.com/blog/xy_1982/Blog-Spot ... ks-Co.html

Constrobuz, "Glorious Nippon" (2010)

Chris Papp of Raleigh, North Carolina has been dishing out beat tapes to the web like hot cakes since he was 16. Strictly Beats mention rates Bleep Blorp Remixes as "one of the best tapes ever... on the net." Now he's 19 years old and his followers are hypnotized by his sound. His atypical producing strategies have warped the online hip hop scene.

fassyman · Post by **fassyman** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:51 pm

wub goin in with the detective skills

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:18 pm

...needs more Bitchin' Kitchen

because when life gives you a miniture chinois - you filter your lemonade through it

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Blenky · Post by **Blenky** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:15 pm

I think i've been on the internet too long, I was reading it waiting for you to drop your spaghetti or get on the floor and walk the dinosaur all the way through. Has to be copypasta, especially with Dectective wub's discovery

Duffman · Post by **Duffman** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:30 pm

I actually believed it until the shitting and puking bit, sounds like something out of a really shitty american teen comedy.

kidshuffle wrote:eh, i couldn't seem him trolling with this. its not really his game.

constrobuz wrote:loveless suck dick, sounds like some shitty garage band, that recorded all their songs in a garage.

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