NYC - How amazing would it be

[hellfire machina]

if there was a New York Dubstep genie that made our wishes come true.

Well several reliable sources tell me that there is one alive and well in the New York City area, quite a friendly chap too apparently.

Many people don't believe in Genies so I'll go first to make sure it's legit.


Dear NYC Dubstep Genie I wish that DISTANCE, SLEEPER & DISTRICT all played a night together in NEW YORK before the summer.


(rubbing the genie just sounds wrong lol)


Please make it so......

[Devry_Kaneda]

If the dubstep genie schedules it between may 23 and may 28, I will give him head.

[wobbles]

Dubstep genie has herpes