The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Sexual_Chocolate]

also, some tnuc from the guardian has written some gassed piece on why we shouldnt have pint glasses. this angers me.

"Design aside, you've got to question the capacity. The pint is too much. These colossal containers made sense back when Britain was a manufacturing power and when sweaty browed folk could quaff large quantities of liquid (often around 3-4% ABV) after a hard day hitting stuff, building things and generally working up a mighty thirst. But they're outdated in a nation where more people work in marketing and PR than manufacturing, where the majority of construction lies in building the hopes of deluded reality TV contestants or mountains of debt. Why don't we drink smaller measures?"

because were not fucking pussys, thats why.

Whoever wrote that sounds like a fucking dick

Seriously a pint is the ideal amount. Takes just the right amount of time to drink in one glass and allows you to judge accurately how pissed you're getting

Secondly just what the fuck is up with that "hard day hitting stuff comment"? This weird attitude that everyone know has evolved into girlymen and also this strange attitude like he's puzzled by the idea of the working class.

Sounds like some horrible little skinny ass upper middle class tit who went straight from private school to uni to writing articles about he's a little bitch who can't handle as much drink as anyone else.

that was pretty much my thoughts, just articualted alot better

to be fair, when i first moved to england i kept on getting accidently drunk cos pints are a decent amount larger than a standard beer back in nz....but in saying that, i then hardened the fuck up and learnt how to drink a pint.

lol come on, we have jugs & swappas... surely they're bigger than a pint!

[clifford_-]

a pint is perfect!

[Shum]

yeah, swappas are two pint bottles.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

actually.. i think zee germans are gonna win this one

[gnome]

1 hour 25 min delay for my plane. A rush for the train in the end and in that rush I accidentally purchased a first class ticket. I ran to the train only to see the conductor closing the doors. I asked if he would let me on but he refused. I was 1 minute early the tnuc. Arrived 2hours late at my destination.

[scattybeanhead]

looks like I may be forced to choose between going to the Outlook Launch party in Plymouth featuring Zinc, Subscape, Alix Perez, Commix, Tunnidge, Phaeleh, Lil Silva & Octane & DLR or my mate's 21st in shitty Newton Abbot.

ah im going to that man, hardly a choice! such a good lineup, really didn't expect that from unleashed but at least looks like they're moving in a good direction. definitely gonna be one of the best nights plymouth's seen, gotta head down!

[Forum]

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Moldova way out in the lead

[clifford_-]

looks like I may be forced to choose between going to the Outlook Launch party in Plymouth featuring Zinc, Subscape, Alix Perez, Commix, Tunnidge, Phaeleh, Lil Silva & Octane & DLR or my mate's 21st in shitty Newton Abbot.

ah im going to that man, hardly a choice! such a good lineup, really didn't expect that from unleashed but at least looks like they're moving in a good direction. definitely gonna be one of the best nights plymouth's seen, gotta head down!

unleashed have got some big tings planned so i hear. big up d-lux!

[wolf89]

Except Darko has been telling everyone he's not booking any more dubstep djs

[Molzie]

yeah, swappas are two pint bottles.

if you haven't had a crate day in the sun, you're not a kiwi.

[Sonika]

enjoy your school homework..... because its easier than the shit you get when you work fulltime!

oh yeah no doubt, I'm sure, thank god I don't have that yet

Seriously bro; log off the forum and do your homework.

I did! And I finished! time to go post in the "things that made you happy" thread

[antipode]

also, some tnuc from the guardian has written some gassed piece on why we shouldnt have pint glasses. this angers me.

"Design aside, you've got to question the capacity. The pint is too much. These colossal containers made sense back when Britain was a manufacturing power and when sweaty browed folk could quaff large quantities of liquid (often around 3-4% ABV) after a hard day hitting stuff, building things and generally working up a mighty thirst. But they're outdated in a nation where more people work in marketing and PR than manufacturing, where the majority of construction lies in building the hopes of deluded reality TV contestants or mountains of debt. Why don't we drink smaller measures?"

because were not fucking pussys, thats why.

Whoever wrote that sounds like a fucking dick

Seriously a pint is the ideal amount. Takes just the right amount of time to drink in one glass and allows you to judge accurately how pissed you're getting

Secondly just what the fuck is up with that "hard day hitting stuff comment"? This weird attitude that everyone know has evolved into girlymen and also this strange attitude like he's puzzled by the idea of the working class.

Sounds like some horrible little skinny ass upper middle class tit who went straight from private school to uni to writing articles about he's a little bitch who can't handle as much drink as anyone else.

that was pretty much my thoughts, just articualted alot better

to be fair, when i first moved to england i kept on getting accidently drunk cos pints are a decent amount larger than a standard beer back in nz....but in saying that, i then hardened the fuck up and learnt how to drink a pint.

I drink plenty pints down here. what u talkin abaat.

and ya dun know about the ngahere gold 2l rigger of death.

[wub]

Whilst juggling my bag, laptop case and mug of hot water, I managed to tip half of the mug over my right hand and suffer minor scalding on my fingers and wrist. Not a good start to a Tuesday.

[phrex]

but your gunfinger is still alright?

[wub]

but your gunfinger is still alright?

It was my right hand...I usually wield the gun with my left

[phrex]

puh. lucky!

[gwa]

past week i've been in a sour mood. everything pisses me off, everyone's a wanker, my tolerance for putting up with shit has dropped.

i feel like i'm heading towards depression again but i have NO REASON to.

i go to the gym / exercise regulary, eat incredibly healthy food, am seeing a fucking babe of a chick, just got a healthy pay rise. (haven't done any unsafe raving since bank hol weekend)

everything should be fine and dandy but i still want to deck the fuck out of the idiot i sit opposite.

IM HAPPY YOU GOT A CAR BUT WHY THE FUCK DO I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE SELLERS CUTE LITTLE DOG YOU FUCKING BINT.

[wub]

past week i've been in a sour mood. everything pisses me off, everyone's a wanker, my tolerance for putting up with shit has dropped.

i feel like i'm heading towards depression again but i have NO REASON to.

i go to the gym / exercise regulary, eat incredibly healthy food, am seeing a fucking babe of a chick, just got a healthy pay rise. (haven't done any unsafe raving since bank hol weekend)

everything should be fine and dandy but i still want to deck the fuck out of the idiot i sit opposite.

IM HAPPY YOU GOT A CAR BUT WHY THE FUCK DO I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE SELLERS CUTE LITTLE DOG YOU FUCKING BINT.

Sounds like someone needs hugs on Saturday

[gwa]

uno what i just think its this idiot... i post on the regs about her in this thread.

HOW MANY DIETS ARE YOU GOING TO START THIS WEEK ONLY FOR YOU TO GET TO 11 O CLOCK AND SAY 'OO I'LL START IT TOMORROW BECAUSE I'M A NOB HEAD AND WANT A CHOCCY BISCUIT'

fuck me

[wub]

uno what i just think its this idiot... i post on the regs about her in this thread.

HOW MANY DIETS ARE YOU GOING TO START THIS WEEK ONLY FOR YOU TO GET TO 11 O CLOCK AND SAY 'OO I'LL START IT TOMORROW BECAUSE I'M A NOB HEAD AND WANT A CHOCCY BISCUIT'

fuck me

Lots of hugs