Guetta Reckons That Staying Underground "Killed Dance Music"

saint1 · Post by **saint1** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:17 pm

jameshk wrote:He best hope i'm too fucked to aim right when he plays at benicassim. Bottles will be flying.

THIS

thepinupguillotine · Post by **thepinupguillotine** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:14 pm

..actually saw a dude named kevens get pelted with a whole audiences crap even candy r@vers were chucking their precious glosticks at him ..he walked off ..a new game maybe 10pts for hiitin his body 20pts in tha face u win if headline is "underground k!lled guetta"

Theo Void · Post by **Theo Void** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:48 pm

Guetta was cool before he was cool. Now he's just a sellout!

Everyone hates hipsters, even Guetta.

yoowan · Post by **yoowan** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:03 pm

southstar wrote:Surely he must understand the irony of what he's saying?
Who's this avicii?

u not got levels bro?

mr.ben_cardiff · Post by **mr.ben_cardiff** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:08 pm

Guetta is a stain... end of

wobbles · Post by **wobbles** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:13 pm

His music is boring
And his words are boring
Zzzzzzzzzz

NickUndercover · Post by **NickUndercover** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:37 pm

Was he ever underground... His first album was released on fucking Virgin. I guess that's pretty underground for someone who fills big festivals with a pre-mixed cd

wormcode · Post by **wormcode** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:44 pm

He doesn't make music afaik, the credits for his songs have loads of engineers/producers listed. He's more of a poster boy who pumps his fists yeah? Real life DJ Facebender.

Anyway, I really don't think 'dance music' was ever underground. There's always been really popular electronic music.
Besides isn't all music fucking 'dance music'...

knell · Post by **knell** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:54 pm

wormcode wrote:He doesn't make music afaik, the credits for his songs have loads of engineers/producers listed. He's more of a poster boy who pumps his fists yeah? Real life DJ Facebender.

you'd think they could have gotten someone who isn't so painfully awkward... try watching the video for "memories" without cringing, can't be done.

garethom · Post by **garethom** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:01 pm

knell wrote:
wormcode wrote:He doesn't make music afaik, the credits for his songs have loads of engineers/producers listed. He's more of a poster boy who pumps his fists yeah? Real life DJ Facebender.
you'd think they could have gotten someone who isn't so painfully awkward... try watching the video for "memories" without cringing, can't be done.

This. He's most the awkward "actor" ever. I remember seeing a video of his at my gym, not sure what the track was called, but it was a collaboration (not like that helps

) and he just looked like a top paedophile. So uncomfortable.

cosmic_surgeon · Post by **cosmic_surgeon** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:09 pm

Why is success so often delimited to commercial success? What a myopic man.

wormcode · Post by **wormcode** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:20 pm

knell wrote:
wormcode wrote:He doesn't make music afaik, the credits for his songs have loads of engineers/producers listed. He's more of a poster boy who pumps his fists yeah? Real life DJ Facebender.
you'd think they could have gotten someone who isn't so painfully awkward... try watching the video for "memories" without cringing, can't be done.

Just watched it for the first time. I made it 10 seconds.
Tempted to make some GIFs now.

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:33 pm

Guetta is a fucking mug

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Mammoth · Post by **Mammoth** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:00 am

People call guetta dubstep around here

wormcode · Post by **wormcode** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:24 am

Mammoth wrote:People call guetta dubstep around here

Which layer of hell you at?

jameshk · Post by **jameshk** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:47 am

Mammoth wrote:People call guetta dubstep around here

How have you not killed multiple people?

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:29 am

Mammoth wrote:People call guetta dubstep around here

Hand me my shotgun...

AxeD · Post by **AxeD** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:42 am

Haha where the poo do you live Mammoth

I think delays and creepy hobos killed the underground.

Johnlenham · Post by **Johnlenham** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:47 am

wormcode wrote:
Mammoth wrote:People call guetta dubstep around here
Which layer of hell you at?

Devry_Kaneda · Post by **Devry_Kaneda** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:11 pm

yeah. that was the worst thing ever.

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