Your worst chat up lines ever.

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Post by the acid never lies » Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:24 am

I like your hair, it makes your head look normal
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Post by fork » Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:18 am

I've shat my pants, can i get in yours?
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Post by did » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:24 pm

vivace wrote:Take ice from a drink, smash it on the floor, start random conversation.
If she doesn't understand, you don't want to put your dick in it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that cracked me up so hard!
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Post by Neurotik » Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:58 pm

Neurotik wrote:Image

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Hmmm looks like i've joined this forum before at some point. :roll:
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Post by the acid never lies » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:49 pm

Neurotik wrote:
Neurotik wrote:Image

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Hmmm looks like i've joined this forum before at some point. :roll:
qua??? :partridge:
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Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.

Post by syrup » Thu May 24, 2012 11:09 pm

'Your eyes would be beautiful to look in while you're sucking me'


Didn't work.
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Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.

Post by Muncey » Fri May 25, 2012 12:44 am

If you were a bogey, I'd pick you.

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Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.

Post by Shum » Fri May 25, 2012 1:30 am

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Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.

Post by Efrafa11 » Fri May 25, 2012 9:31 am

"I'm a STUD, I got the STD all I need is U."
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and i'll drink myself to death or at least i'll drink myself to sleep
and chainsmoke my way through the gaps in between my aspirations and my apathy.
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Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.

Post by jameshk » Fri May 25, 2012 9:42 am

"Hello, Would you like to get choke bummed?"
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Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.

Post by Trichome » Fri May 25, 2012 9:46 am

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
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Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.

Post by saint1 » Fri May 25, 2012 10:07 am

"Do you enjoy the films of Meryl Streep?"
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Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.

Post by PinUp » Fri May 25, 2012 10:10 am

Hordes wrote:"Do you enjoy the films of Meryl Streep?"
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Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.

Post by Jizz » Fri May 25, 2012 10:23 am

your tits remind me of bald people's heads

edit: yeah I had quite an unsuccesful night
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Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.

Post by wub » Fri May 25, 2012 10:24 am

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put me and your sister together"
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Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.

Post by jameshk » Fri May 25, 2012 10:52 am

"How far can you get a spoon inside you?"
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Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Fri May 25, 2012 10:57 am

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Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.

Post by PinUp » Fri May 25, 2012 11:00 am

My mate used this one once.

"my mates say that you are too fat to shag but I'm about to prove them wrong"

he put it up her bum in a disabled toilet!
pkay wrote:I literally can and have mixed about 4 tracks of dubstep solely using my cock.
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Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Fri May 25, 2012 11:03 am

Obviously the classic...
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.

Post by saint1 » Fri May 25, 2012 11:20 am

PinUp wrote:My mate used this one once.

"my mates say that you are too fat to shag but I'm about to prove them wrong"

he put it up her bum in a disabled toilet!
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