The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[dickman69]

^ ya i ran out of frosty mini wheat

[jaydot]

I RAN OUT OF SPECIAL K

Ketamine?

[BonerJams04]

the cereal

[jaydot]

[AxeD]

had a fight with my mate on the park yesterday and he choked me out and my neck/windpipe is fucking WELL sore

my whole body feels fucked, massive bruises all over my arms, cuts on my stomach... shit is fucked!!

I thought that was kind of an Irish thing.

[murky21]

just spent last 30 minutes trying to sell software to Electronic Arts....jesus christ

[wilson]

The Panorama doc on just now about racism/hooliganism in Poland and Ukraine. How the fuck those countries are hosting Euro 2012 is beyond me.

[noam]

you ok mate? how did it go down?

anyway, I've woken up with conjunctivitis.. bit of a bitch but another day of sunbathing.

I did get fucking arseholed last night on nosey nosey and drink. ended up trying to get that girl i was seeing round but she wasn't having it. Oopsie!

yeh im sweet just sore, we were just ribbin each other and lots of sniff and two bottles of rum later and he spear tackled me down a hill and whooped my arse in front of the whole park, i just got too tired to keep fighting so he ended up taking my back and choking me out cos i was too stubborn to tap... it was mad gay, all jokes tho, not serious

but yeh, he bruised my throat pretty badly it hurts when i swallow

day was mint tho, got home at 2 yesterday afternoon, still pissed as a fart, work today was terrible tho, man i was so tired

[dickman69]

ok i just cant make a beat w/o a sample

[BonerJams04]

ok i just cant make a beat w/o a sample

but your beats are fire. if it aint broke dont fix

[antipode]

last night we brought that guy Figure (of ukf fame or maybe it was inspector dubplate idk), and like 20 minutes before his set, he says "oh, you guys don't have serato here already?". so i ended up having to drive home and back (all in all, taking about an hour and 15 minutes), and got back just barely in time for him to pull an hour long set. i guess he only switched to it a couple of days ago, and in reality, it isn't really his fault for that information not being relayed. it should have been in his rider, or management should have phoned us and let us know.

ive been there before (on his side though, not yours)

played out a few months ago and when i was booked, the email they sent said serato would be provided

turn up.... nothing lol

had to get my mate to unplug my serato at home & come drop it off

thankfully i found out at like 10.30 & i wasnt on till after 12... so there was plenty of time to get sorted

strictly vinyl and cds for me

cdjs are the most failproof shit out, and most clubs are gauranteed to have them

you ok mate? how did it go down?

anyway, I've woken up with conjunctivitis.. bit of a bitch but another day of sunbathing.

I did get fucking arseholed last night on nosey nosey and drink. ended up trying to get that girl i was seeing round but she wasn't having it. Oopsie!

yeh im sweet just sore, we were just ribbin each other and lots of sniff and two bottles of rum later and he spear tackled me down a hill and whooped my arse in front of the whole park, i just got too tired to keep fighting so he ended up taking my back and choking me out cos i was too stubborn to tap... it was mad gay, all jokes tho, not serious

your mate sounds like a dickhead

[dickman69]

ok i just cant make a beat w/o a sample

but your beats are fire. if it aint broke dont fix

ya but this beat comp ive been in for a while just recently putting wack samples in the rars

cant make beats with shit samples, can just make a drum loop

[Sexual_Chocolate]

last night we brought that guy Figure (of ukf fame or maybe it was inspector dubplate idk), and like 20 minutes before his set, he says "oh, you guys don't have serato here already?". so i ended up having to drive home and back (all in all, taking about an hour and 15 minutes), and got back just barely in time for him to pull an hour long set. i guess he only switched to it a couple of days ago, and in reality, it isn't really his fault for that information not being relayed. it should have been in his rider, or management should have phoned us and let us know.

ive been there before (on his side though, not yours)

played out a few months ago and when i was booked, the email they sent said serato would be provided

turn up.... nothing lol

had to get my mate to unplug my serato at home & come drop it off

thankfully i found out at like 10.30 & i wasnt on till after 12... so there was plenty of time to get sorted

strictly vinyl and cds for me

cdjs are the most failproof shit out, and most clubs are gauranteed to have them

first thing the guy setting up said to me was "ive got some blanks here, do you wanna burn some tunes off your lappy?"

in hindsight, it probabaly wouldve been a good idea, but eh, i got my serato eventually



EDIT- i really want those fucking yunx tickets, but i know for a fact i fucked up the question

[Phigure]

$$ NEED GUAP $$

[Sexual_Chocolate]

got rid of my beard lastnight... fashioned it into a nice goatee & mustache.

got my haircut today, and now i look like a fucking hipster

someone buy me an anon mask, quick

[ehbes]

got rid of my beard lastnight... fashioned it into a nice goatee & mustache.

got my haircut today, and now i look like a fucking hipster

someone buy me an anon mask, quick

Guy fawkes

[Sexual_Chocolate]

got rid of my beard lastnight... fashioned it into a nice goatee & mustache.

got my haircut today, and now i look like a fucking hipster

someone buy me an anon mask, quick

Guy fawkes

V

[ehbes]

Nah man Guy is as og as they come

[Sexual_Chocolate]

fucking guido fawkes

got cup up like salami

[dickman69]

lol i thought this was about guy fieri when i skipped to the last page