Urban Sprinting

unempty · Post by **unempty** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:50 pm

"You find a shop with a security guard - you take your tag and set off the alarm - you aint nicked nothing but theyll still chase ya - when you get to the nearest burger bar, the clock stops. And thats how you play urban sprinting."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gy58EtxAQM

Genius!

staas · Post by **staas** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:51 am

can you be arrested for this?

i don't think it would be that great though, security can't touch you after you've left store property and would just call the cops anyways

oh, btw, fuck you for posting this link knowing that dumb people like me will get in trouble as a result

ana · Post by **ana** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:59 am

sizzla · Post by **sizzla** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:26 am

it looks scripted, how convenient that you could not see any other camera men.

d-T-r · Post by **d-T-r** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:11 am

not scripted but they knew it was going to happen so they got the cameras all in place before hand im guessing.. from a uk programme called balls of steel. some other funny stuff on that show, worth checking out.

Whistla · Post by **Whistla** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:42 am

Neg is a friend of mine from long
i can guarantee that none of his work is scripted and that it is 100% genuine

sizzla · Post by **sizzla** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:58 am

that takedown by the guy on the escalator was vicious tho

ajantis_art · Post by **ajantis_art** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:59 am

yeah i remember seeing this when it was first on. PROPER jokes

Whistla · Post by **Whistla** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:03 am

sizzla wrote:that takedown by the guy on the escalator was vicious tho

that guy was an off-duty security guard, thats why Neg was caught off guard and he got proper nailed

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:25 am

jokes

razer-wire · Post by **razer-wire** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:38 pm

BIG UP NEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RubiconMan · Post by **RubiconMan** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:00 pm

all about the annoying devil

marsyas · Post by **marsyas** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:00 am

excellent

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:40 am

fuuuuuckinnnnnng chicccccccken nuggggggggggets!

lloydnoise · Post by **lloydnoise** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:15 pm

neg's "Urban Rodeo" is amazing. he puts on a cowboy hat and has to "ride" an unsuspecting member of the public. basically just jumps on their back and tries to hang on.

prisoner · Post by **prisoner** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:57 am

staas wrote: i don't think it would be that great though, security can't touch you after you've left store property and would just call the cops anyways

the hell they can't.

if you've stolen something from a store, there is nothing illegal about security chasing you off store grounds and taking you into custody.

it's more about the store's security policy. some places don't want to take the risk to their employees by letting them chase people in such a way.

ozols man · Post by **ozols man** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:34 am

my days has anyone seen the one where he runs into a shop shouting and screaming pretending its a robbery, everyone hits the deck then he stops, wishes everyone a good day and then leaves, funny as fuck that one!

khz · Post by **khz** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:02 pm

i can't believe i've not seen this before, comedy gold

guerillaeye · Post by **guerillaeye** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:45 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_ciDKHOXj0&NR=1

where is the american version of this? it needs to happen.

guerillaeye · Post by **guerillaeye** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:29 pm

ive been on youtube watching clips of this cat.. comedy!

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