The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[dubfordessert]

hey guys did you know that some people say they got raped and then take it back afterwards even if they did in fact get raped because it's difficult for a lot of people to know whether something was rape or not even if it was

to be honest even if she did lie about it doesn't make her a whore, although given "whore" applies to people who wear the wrong hats, dye their hair a colour you don't like or have sex with Anyone Ever maybe if someone thought of a more specific word that would help!!!

[Blenky]

FUCKING TAKE COVER EVERYONE

[kidshuffle]

hey guys did you know that some people say they got raped and then take it back afterwards even if they did in fact get raped because it's difficult for a lot of people to know whether something was rape or not even if it was

there are also a lot of women out there who just think "i got drunk and made a mistake" = rape, which is not always true

and no, the lying may not make her a whore, but it makes her a bitch.

[ehbes]

wow this actually pissed me off so much seeing this in Facebook....

[kidshuffle]

sad but true

[ehbes]

i guess the thing thats pissing me off is that the media is playing right into his wish to be remembered, by constantly talking and analyzing it

[DRTY]

My housemate's new boyfriend has now officially "moved in" (he's been living here since a week after they got together, it's only fair he starts paying some rent) and now appears to think I'm his fucking weed dealer.

"Bro, can I buy like a fiver of weed off you?"

EVERY THREE DAYS

It's almost impossible to give someone a fiver of this uberhighest-grade shit at London prices these days so I keep giving him too much. And this time he even fucking QUESTIONED the amount I gave him. It was probably more like a tenner's worth! I'M TOO POLITE TO BE A FUCKING DRUG DEALER WHICH IS WHY I AM NOT ONE. Why didn't he ask me to buy him an eighth when I asked everyone if they needed anything yesterday? PERHAPS IT'S BECAUSE HE'S A THIRTY YEAR OLD THAT'S JUST MOVED OUT OF HIS MUM'S HOUSE AND SHOWS PEOPLE HOW TO USE RUNNING MACHINES FOR A LIVING.

He's on some sort of protein kick, so we keep coming home to find the entire ground floor of the place stinking of boiled eggs. Oh, and apparently he can't set up Direct Debits to pay me for bills, because all his bank details are at his Mum's house. She keeps all his codes in a special box. Oh, that and most of his income is cash in hand because he doesn't want to pay any tax.

I had to explain to him that "Space" started "somewhere between planes and the moon"... honestly, that's as far as we could get in a conversation about the ISS. The old one was sort of amusingly dim... nothing too serious, just dim enough to make it fun... this guy might actually be a liability. He's been living here months and he still hasn't worked out things like which way lightswitches work (our switches are outside our bathroom - so if they're on, someone's in there) and keeps plunging people into the darkness when they're trying to have a shit. Who hasn't worked out LIGHTSWITCHES by thirty?!

Honestly, I've understood what that girl's seen in every boy she's dated, but this guy... this guy... gamelessass, nobrainass, taxdodgingass, hasntcookedherasinglemealass, takespicturesofhimselfworkingoutandpoststhemonFacebookass CHUMP... whyIoutta...

Ahem. Excuse me.

Yes, I did used to date her.

This fucking made me lol

[kidshuffle]

living with an ex....yikes bro

[DRTY]

living with an ex....yikes bro

Yeah that is fucking mental . I can only imagine it wasn't serious.

[spire]

Super broke. Almost out of gas, got a girl that wants to go to the movies on Tues....dont get paid for another week...

[dickman69]

if he was a black guy that grew up in the suburbs and dropped out of medical school, they'd say he was a gang member?

[wobbles]

fuck a media

[oprs]

cannot shake this feeling im gonna puke any second

[jayladders]

Came to London to leave my gf. Had nowhere to stay so ended up staying with an ex, my first proper girlfriend. Hadn't seen her in 5 years. She's perfect, I'm still in love with her and I feel like a fucking idiot for coming here. And now because of my anxiety I feel so fucking sick, really weak and tired and scared. I have to go from south east London to Wales (I live in a rural town and after a 4 year hiatus I'm not used to travelling like this and having people everywhere), I don't know if I can handle going on the tube, I'm fucking scared . I just want to be at home now, I can't cope with doing all this

[antipode]

Came to London to leave my gf. Had nowhere to stay so ended up staying with an ex, my first proper girlfriend. Hadn't seen her in 5 years. She's perfect, I'm still in love with her and I feel like a fucking idiot for coming here. And now because of my anxiety I feel so fucking sick, really weak and tired and scared. I have to go from south east London to Wales (I live in a rural town and after a 4 year hiatus I'm not used to travelling like this and having people everywhere), I don't know if I can handle going on the tube, I'm fucking scared . I just want to be at home now, I can't cope with doing all this

man up

I mean that in a good way

no one else is gonna handle your business my man.

[kidshuffle]

met up with my ex for the first time since we split. twas quite uncomfortable

[Sexual_Chocolate]

^^ dont go there bro... i know you want to, but it only leads to shitsville.

[Kochari]

^ trying to work out a "stick it in her bum" joke

[kidshuffle]

^^ dont go there bro... i know you want to, but it only leads to shitsville.

yeah i've already been there too many times, didnt plan on it lol. this was just the good ol exchanging of old things

[Sexual_Chocolate]

^^ dont go there bro... i know you want to, but it only leads to shitsville.

yeah i've already been there too many times, didnt plan on it lol. this was just the good ol exchanging of old things

thats how it starts