First World Problems

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:06 am

Wheres the slug porn then?

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:10 am

Terpit wrote:Wheres the slug porn then?

I thought about the fact that this question was coming.
Unfortunately it wasn't very cold last night so the slugs didn't visit.
I will upload photos as soon as I get them.

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:21 am

Im excited.

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:22 am

Got my new book of food vouchers from work. Haven't even got halfway through last month's vouchers. Not sure I can eat that much free food

idontreallygiveashit · Post by **idontreallygiveashit** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:25 am

non-whites

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:39 am

wub wrote:Got my new book of food vouchers from work. Haven't even got halfway through last month's vouchers. Not sure I can eat that much free food

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:42 am

Terpit wrote:
wub wrote:Got my new book of food vouchers from work. Haven't even got halfway through last month's vouchers. Not sure I can eat that much free food

Seriously, it's hard to spend €9 a day in a subsidised canteen. Yesterday I had an apple, couple of bottles of water, tuna & red pepper sandwich, massive nicoise salad and a portion of mixed fruit chunks and it was under €7

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:43 am

wub wrote:
Terpit wrote:
wub wrote:Got my new book of food vouchers from work. Haven't even got halfway through last month's vouchers. Not sure I can eat that much free food

Seriously, it's hard to spend €9 a day in a subsidised canteen. Yesterday I had an apple, couple of bottles of water, tuna & red pepper sandwich, massive nicoise salad and a portion of mixed fruit chunks and it was under €7

Smuggle some tasty snacks out and find some homelessners'ss.

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:05 pm

Knew it was a mistake to wear the pale blue shirt today

wobbles · Post by **wobbles** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:18 pm

Takes too long to poop
Iphone battery dies way too soon
My ferrari burns too much gas
My mansion elevator is too slow
My butler takes forever to pick me up and he doesnt even open the door for me
My outdoor pool is too warm
My 98" TV takes a few seconds to turn on

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:29 pm

there are way too many stairs in my house

Doozle · Post by **Doozle** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:07 pm

ehbrums1 wrote:there are way too many stairs in my house

I've got this problem too. At my old house my room was on the ground floor so I rarely had to go up stairs. Now I have a loft room.

node · Post by **node** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:24 pm

Bits of chocolate keep falling off my crunchie ice cream while I'm trying to eat it and I can't see where they've gone

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:04 am

Hello [Wub],

Your new mobile will be delivered you today .As there are some problems with the line activation internally in [company name] Spain the line activation is pending. I will advise to you as soon the problem is solved from their side.

Brgds,

IT person

Right, so you've giving me the handset but I can't actually use it yet?

Even funnier considering I work for a telecommunications company

BonerJams04 · Post by **BonerJams04** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:15 pm

too tired to switch sides of the couch

pandabear · Post by **pandabear** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:07 am

I want to walk to Trader Joe's but it's 3 miles away. Grocery will not look good when I get home if I do. I need a bike. I'm so lazy to drive cos if I do, I might as well go to Grocery Outlet.

cloquet · Post by **cloquet** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:21 am

think I found a maggot in a can of baked beans. I dunno if this is first or third world problem. I guess I'm lucky to have canned food but maggots in your food is pretty third world.

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:44 am

cloquet wrote:think I found a maggot in a can of baked beans. I dunno if this is first or third world problem. I guess I'm lucky to have canned food but maggots in your food is pretty third world.

That's a bit classist isn't it?
I don't have maggots in my food or in my cans.
How do maggots even survive in a heat treated can?

wub · Post by **wub** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:04 am

cloquet wrote:think I found a maggot in a can of baked beans. I dunno if this is first or third world problem. I guess I'm lucky to have canned food but maggots in your food is pretty third world.

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!

I dream of finding a dead mouse/maggot/something dead in a tin of beans. That is a BIG money cash payoff from the manufacturer, get on that shit!

jayladders · Post by **jayladders** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:32 am

wub wrote:I dream of finding a dead mouse/maggot/something dead in a tin of beans.

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