First World Problems

[Forum]

Whenever i fall asleep in jeans i wake up with a pain down the side of my leg

[espire]

While I was on vacation, they finished our swimming pool but I have to walk through some mud in order to get there because they haven't finished the rest of our garden yet

[nousd]

too distracted by hunger to watch the Olympics

[cloquet]

think I found a maggot in a can of baked beans. I dunno if this is first or third world problem. I guess I'm lucky to have canned food but maggots in your food is pretty third world.

That's a bit classist isn't it?

I don't think so. tongue in cheek comment to elicit a response.

[ketamine]

Decided to become a hobby filmaker. Can't afford a shiny new Mac for editing & got tuned down for credit. Absolutely pissing myself. I demand to have the things I want immediately.

[ehbes]

Get a refurbished Mac

[5910]

think I found a maggot in a can of baked beans. I dunno if this is first or third world problem. I guess I'm lucky to have canned food but maggots in your food is pretty third world.

That's a bit classist isn't it?
I don't have maggots in my food or in my cans.
How do maggots even survive in a heat treated can?

I don't know why you're assuming this thing is alive.

[wub]

Spent the weekends in the mountains chilling, so had to do my washing last night before I went to bed. Trousers weren't quite dry around the waist today when I put them on.

[Electric_Head]

think I found a maggot in a can of baked beans. I dunno if this is first or third world problem. I guess I'm lucky to have canned food but maggots in your food is pretty third world.

That's a bit classist isn't it?

I don't think so. tongue in cheek comment to elicit a response.

I countered your comment with another tongue in cheek comment.

[Terpit]

think I found a maggot in a can of baked beans. I dunno if this is first or third world problem. I guess I'm lucky to have canned food but maggots in your food is pretty third world.

That's a bit classist isn't it?

I don't think so. tongue in cheek comment to elicit a response.

I countered your comment with another tongue in cheek comment.

You two should put your tongues in each others cheeks.

[Electric_Head]

Wheres the slug porn then?

Finally.

[Terpit]

Wheres the slug porn then?

Finally.

Im glad my stitches are out, i can finally get an erection.

[Phigure]

man i can only imagine how confused your cat must be looking at that

[Electric_Head]

Now imagine standing on one of them.
They explode out one end.
As it is, slug slime is like ectoplasm and just sticks for days.

[ultraspatial]

that is serisouly disgusting. can't you poison them or something without harming your cat? like setting up slug traps

[Terpit]

Theyre fucking massive!

[Ferryman]

Theyre fucking massive!

Nah. It's a really small tub.

[Electric_Head]

No, they're fucking massive.

[Terpit]

Imagine waking up and finding one of those in your mouth.

[frank grimes jr.]

Put a dish of beer out.