There's a spider living in my RP5

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:41 pm

Just tell it to fuck off

ninjadog · Post by **ninjadog** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:49 pm

This thread is fucking hilarious. On a serious note just lay down a patch of duct tape sticky side up in front of your monitor.

wormcode · Post by **wormcode** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:16 pm

mks wrote:
wormcode wrote:Spiders are our friends.
I thought so too and I thought I had made peace with the spiders in my apartment until one bit me on my lower eyelid while I was sleeping.

This happened like a month ago and my lower eyelid is still swollen with a small bag (like baggy eyes or whatevs) and you can still see the fang mark. And that eyelid keeps twitching.

The truce may be off.

Hey maybe he thought you looked exhausted lately and just wanted to get you a couple of days off work or something. I've been bit before but didn't break out luckily. I did have to evict him after that though, banished to the attic. A little too close to the bed... there's boundaries of course.

55stevieboy2010 · Post by **55stevieboy2010** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 6:24 pm

best thread on dsf atm

mouse trap out the front of speaker, fly where the cheese goes. wait

lure him

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 6:28 pm

http://johnnysideburns.wordpress.com/20 ... -a-spider/

mromgwtf · Post by **mromgwtf** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:10 pm

mks wrote:Spiders are affected more by high frequencies. Boost the treble.

Cool story brah, but spiders don't have ears.
:lebowski:

mks · Post by **mks** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:05 pm

But they have millions of tiny hairs that pick up millions of tiny vibrations...

traktion · Post by **traktion** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:33 pm

Spread insect killer (powder) over anywhere where the spider could have gotten in. Hopefully the spider will come in contact with some of it and die. The you can use a vacuum to clear the powder and spider's dead body.

VirtualMark · Post by **VirtualMark** » Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:31 am

mromgwtf wrote:
mks wrote:Spiders are affected more by high frequencies. Boost the treble.
Cool story brah, but spiders don't have ears.

They sense vibration when somethings caught in their web.

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:33 am

Show it videos of people killing spiders

RandoRando · Post by **RandoRando** » Thu Aug 16, 2012 7:20 am

OP CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO GET A PICTURE OF THE SPIDER!

Fauster · Post by **Fauster** » Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:06 am

RandoRando wrote:OP CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO GET A PICTURE OF THE SPIDER!

I haven't seen the motherfucker since I made this thread. The only reason I know he's still in there is because I keep blow out bits of web every morning. If I end up taking it apart I'll take see if I can catch the guy.

deadly_habit · Post by **deadly_habit** » Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:43 am

nah spiders are bros, i never evict em, they kill all the actually annoying insects

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:45 am

deadly habit wrote:

nah spiders are bros, i never evict em, they kill all the actually annoying insects

Geckos are the one, they kill the spiders aswell

deadly_habit · Post by **deadly_habit** » Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:48 am

Marzz · Post by **Marzz** » Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:43 am

Fauster wrote:
RandoRando wrote:OP CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO GET A PICTURE OF THE SPIDER!
I haven't seen the motherfucker since I made this thread. The only reason I know he's still in there is because I keep blow out bits of web every morning. If I end up taking it apart I'll take see if I can catch the guy.

He knows you started the fuckin thread mate...

Marzz · Post by **Marzz** » Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:45 am

OfficialDAPT wrote:Just kill it... you don't have to relocate it, it's an insect.

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Thu Aug 16, 2012 12:05 pm

Pickle it - TUNE!

antipode · Post by **antipode** » Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:34 pm

Can't believe you're actually considering dismantling your monitor just to get a spider out

I think what you need to do is find out what a spider's resonant frequency is and go from there.

deadly habit wrote:

fuck this reminds me of GV1

fuz · Post by **fuz** » Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:42 pm

Epic thread!

I sincerely hope in few weeks you shoot pics here of you with the spider enjoying chill soft drink together, as good flat mate.
She's like your nr.1 groupie.

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