The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Terpit]

beer garden looks nice.

I wouldnt be able to work that long, never mind doing it on my feet.

[gwa]

suffering from the only pain greater than heartache...

toothache (((((

[Terpit]

Gum some sniff

[gwa]

no?

[Terpit]

Have a sore tooth then

[gwa]

cheers m8

[magma]

suffering from the only pain greater than heartache...

toothache (((((

I feel your pain bro... never had anything as bad as root canal pain. Tbh, heartbreak didn't even come close!

I found swilling with whisky/rum until I could get to the dentist helped quite a bit, but that's probably just because it made me go to sleep.

[Electric_Head]

I was told to hold a panado against my tooth.
Didn't help at all.
Don't waste your time.

[Terpit]

Now might be a good time to take that morphine slow release patch or whatever it is.

[jameshk]

My bus driver this morning was possibly drunk, never seen such bad bus driving in my life. Nearly killed two cyclists and was close to rolling the bus. I'm scared

[gwa]

it might possibly be my wisdom tooth but either way it's a fucking bitch

[wub]

My bus driver this morning was possibly drunk, never seen such bad bus driving in my life. Nearly killed two cyclists and was close to rolling the bus. I'm scared

I seem to remember seeing some video at secondary school as to why this was really difficult to do

[idontreallygiveashit]

been up since 8 am yesterday and all i have to show for it is body odour, a bunch of posts on DSF and depression. i really need to re-assess my life.

Not related to your post at all, but just got a 'bus-on'. Those random public transport erections. God I hate those.

Ever get it with friends in the car? Embarrassing.

too much, i thought those stopped when you turned 16. I knew someone who went three stops past his house because he couldn't get up and was too embarrassed to adjust himself and had to walk home for 30 mins in the rain because he didn't have anymore bus fare #

Oh and ^ i've been on a bus where half the bus levetated, double decker going through some acute country roads, nearly shit myself.

[jameshk]

My bus driver this morning was possibly drunk, never seen such bad bus driving in my life. Nearly killed two cyclists and was close to rolling the bus. I'm scared

I seem to remember seeing some video at secondary school as to why this was really difficult to do

Seemed easy enough for this guy.

[Terpit]

too much, i thought those stopped when you turned 16. I knew someone who went three stops past his house because he couldn't get up and was too embarrassed to adjust himself and had to walk home for 30 mins in the rain because he didn't have anymore bus fare #

Oh and ^ i've been on a bus where half the bus levetated, double decker going through some acute country roads, nearly shit myself.

Whoever that was obviously hadnt mastered the moves, you stand up, pretend to tuck your shirt in or something and quickly tuck the boner into your waistband in one smooth movement.

[wub]

One of the schools in my town had their buses taken away by the council for a month after a load of kids (80 or so) went to the top deck and started running from side to side whenever it was taking corners

[Ferryman]

too much, i thought those stopped when you turned 16. I knew someone who went three stops past his house because he couldn't get up and was too embarrassed to adjust himself and had to walk home for 30 mins in the rain because he didn't have anymore bus fare #

Oh and ^ i've been on a bus where half the bus levetated, double decker going through some acute country roads, nearly shit myself.

Whoever that was obviously hadnt mastered the moves, you stand up, pretend to tuck your shirt in or something and quickly tuck the boner into your waistband in one smooth movement.

[Electric_Head]

You're a man, nothing to hide.
Be proud.

[Ferryman]

too much, i thought those stopped when you turned 16. I knew someone who went three stops past his house because he couldn't get up and was too embarrassed to adjust himself and had to walk home for 30 mins in the rain because he didn't have anymore bus fare #

Oh and ^ i've been on a bus where half the bus levetated, double decker going through some acute country roads, nearly shit myself.

Shiiiiit. surely it's pretty hard to make a double-decker get air time?!

...with regards to buson's, I blame the vibration

[jameshk]

One of the schools in my town had their buses taken away by the council for a month after a load of kids (80 or so) went to the top deck and started running from side to side whenever it was taking corners

I thought my school bus was bad.