The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Ferryman]

I love marmite.

Likewise. Think I might have to go and sort breakfast out right now.. with a hefty helping of marmite included.

Noice.

[jameshk]

I love marmite.

Marmite is the spread of the gods!

[Electric_Head]

I got hungry last night at 10:30 or so.
Made myself provita with marmite.
Manna from heaven.

[teamhobson]

Bun marmite.

[badger]

bovril is amazing

never drink the stuff but it's great on toast

they briefly tried to make bovril vegetarian and it tasted basically like marmite, but there was a well deserved public outcry and they made it beefy again

[Electric_Head]

I'm just waiting for fishvril.

[Ferryman]

I'm just waiting for fishvril.

Not the one.

[Electric_Head]

That would honestly be one of the worst tasting things out there.
I do miss creole chips though.

[Ferryman]

That would honestly be one of the worst tasting things out there.
I do miss creole chips though.

Creole chips? They like deep fried fish slithers?

[Electric_Head]

Nope, they're creole nick nacks essentially.
Fish flavored crisps.
They were banned from SA and I'm sure most countries because they smelt so bad.
Damn they tasted good though.

[Ferryman]

Nope, they're creole nick nacks essentially.
Fish flavored crisps.
They were banned from SA and I'm sure most countries because they smelt so bad.
Damn they tasted good though.

They sound awesome. Scampi nik-Naks were the shit.

Speaking of banned foods, if you go to Singapore they have this fruit called Durian everywhere and they've banned it on public transport and various other places. Smells like ass.

[Electric_Head]

Thailand is covered in Durian in season.
Smells worse than ass.

[Ferryman]

Thailand is covered in Durian in season.
Smells worse than ass.

Doesn't taste very nice either.

[Forum]

We get these mingers here

[Electric_Head]

Prawn scampi?
We get Tangos which are awesome but not really smelly.

Creole's were like dead prawns mixed with dead prawns.
Smacks of the sea.

[Ferryman]

Creole's were like dead prawns mixed with dead prawns.

Prawns are better dead.

[PinUp]

We get these mingers here

These are not minging!!!

if they didn't smell so bad I'd eat them all the time!

[ultraspatial]

Edit: wrong thread...

Pissed off that my girlfriend stayed only a few days at my place so she can have time to go to some shitty summer festival.

[Ferryman]

Conflicted about buying a pair of Nike 6.0 because they're made out of leather and I don't wear leather.

You know the animal is already dead, right? It's life has already been snubbed out. May as well buy them and wear the shit out of them so it's life wasn't taken in vain.

[Electric_Head]

So we should all wear fur?