The Gif Off

[Terpit]

And theyre squashing that poor guy underneath them, i hope he was alright.

[Phigure]

alcohol

that one word alone was exactly the first thing that came to my mind

[Terpit]

[yoowan]

[ehbes]

That catch was BOS

actually it was WSH

[hugh]

lol where are you getting these from, I keep bursting out in laughter when I see you post them

[Reese_Liar]

^ That's from Arrested Development, really funny tv show

[Terpit]

[]

^ did my previous gif get taken down?

[Terpit]

[yoowan]

[AntlionUK]

da faq

[Phigure]

da faq

theyre magnetic

[wub]

[AntlionUK]

da faq

theyre magnetic

no i know, i just don't see the point the device as it doesn't seem to be doing anything. just pointless, as in what the fucks the point

[idontreallygiveashit]

^ When i saw it i thought the point was the machine not having a point

[LACE]

Actually in tears from this

Almost as good as this classic:

Was having dinner party a week ago, was doing some last minute dusting, lighting some votive candles. The candles were in these new thin delicate crystal holders like tumblers or something. Was lighting a candle with lighter, while holding a crystal votive tumbler in each hand, and had my hand over the candle I'd just lit. I felt the heat from the previous candle, and thought, jeez, that is hot. 0.00001 seconds later my hand was engulfed in a fireball. I'd forgotten I was also holding a crumpled up paper towel. My normal instinct when I see fire misbehaving is the smack the shit out of it, but in this instance the hand that was burning brightly was also holding a crystal glass. As was my other hand. It actually exceeded my capacity for instantaneous action. While I was thinking about this, the thought returned to me that my hand was on fire, and that I really should do something. I came up with screaming my wife's name very loudly in an awkward voice, I hope to never hear again as I threw the burning paper towel to the floor.

What immediately seemed like a good idea, quickly turned into a bad one, as I was still holding two delicate crystal tumblers in my hands that did not lend themselves to smacking the shit out of a fire. I considered using my feet until I realized I was barefoot, and something about stomping on the fire with bare feet reminded me of the fireball that was just my hand. As I was again dumbfounded by the the necessity of action, and the thought of the nearly nanoized particles of highly combustible organic matter ground into my plastic carpet, my wife flew into the room and smacked the fire out.

My hand ultimately was completely unburned, as was the carpet. It is almost as if it were holy fire, delivering the pain of it's consumption without actually consuming the thing it burned.

So, cheers to all those who spontaneously find themselves afire.

i too have been on fire.

i was really fucked up, on another planet basically.. and under those circumstances, i act like the biggest pyro idiot. so i had a lighter and lit my hair on fire. the whoosh sound was incredible but i quickly put it out without panicking...what a weird night.

[nowaysj]

The quality of time changes considerably when you are on fire.

[Terpit]

[Lystric]

[hugh]

LOL