who's the weirdest kid who went to your school...

[noam]

then next guy voms!

[Marzz]

a guy I was trick or treating with when I was about 14, stuck a pound up his arse so he didn't have to share it

What the fuck! does he try and eat that vomit from his hand?

Yea and the guy watching delays his vomit for a minute after looking

[Marzz]

then next guy voms!

And eats it

[Terpit]

Disgusting

[PinUp]

School stories:

A guy in my registration class drinking Tipex and trying to eat razor blades, when he left school he held up the corner shop opposite his house which his mum worked at, he was caught!

Lots of phantom desk shiters.

One kid who just got excluded, coming back and hiding in the bushes during sports day, taking shots at runners with an air rifle.

I'm now teaching 14-19 year olds and so far I've had:

The ginger kid wanking in the recording booth (Spotted on CCTV)

A student making a funeral song and then laying down in a coffin like shape and pretending he was dead

Someone pissing in the corner of the classroom during break

A girl who didnt know if she lived in a house or a flat and was convinced Beyonce was her cousin

And the serial bullshitting student who had his bike nicked, which was padlocked to a concrete bench, believable until he tells me they nicked the bench also. His 50" TV stolen from inside his flat while he was in the kitchen, no forced entry and no one else had a key. The really sad thing was that he used to make up that all of his family had caught cancer, one week his dad, then his step mum and Granddad etc, he told me 3 times his grandmother had died so he couldn't come in.

And to finish it off, a guy I was trick or treating with when I was about 14, stuck a pound up his arse so he didn't have to share it. Same guy who when his brother got ran over coming from the sweetie van, instead of helping him he stole all his sweets and ran off laughing.

do you work in scotland?

Somewhere equally as wrong, Luton

so proud of my birthplace.

There were a lot of weird kids we used to play rugby against from luton schools.

One kid would lick your face after every tackle!

[SCope13]

We had a kid draw a life sized picture of the girl he wanted to date on one of the the bathroom stalls of our locker room before he proceded to smear his own shit all over the walls and ceiling.

I'm curious as to whether he shit directly into his hand or pulled it out the toilet. Kid was fucked up.

[wormcode]

Oh forgot about this thread. That post ''Justifying Fun'' (the kid bitching about his dad interrupting his video game time) reminded me of another kid.

This kid Steven was really weird, so was his dad. His dad was a bad alcoholic who had hallucinations involving the family cat, and Steven was into inhalants - specifically petrol/gasoline. He was a friend of a friend, you know the type. We were probably 14 or so, and 3 of us sitting around playing video games in the huffer's room. His old gran comes in and wanted to get a kiss and a hug before she left and Steven just starts screaming at her face "GOD DAMMIT GRANDMA I'M PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" like 2 or 3 times before she snuck a kiss and he promptly shut the door. Her reaction assured me this was commonplace. That was one of the craziest, funniest, and at the same time saddest things I'd seen up to that point. Oh, before seeing his drunken dad try to convince us for an hour the cat jumped through the wall in the front room a few weeks later.

I moved from that city but another friend ran into him a year or 2 ago. He's huffed himself retarded and has 2 or 3 kids now.

[Phigure]

grim

don't think how anyone can think inhalants are a good idea

[Sexual_Chocolate]

I moved from that city but another friend ran into him a year or 2 ago. He's huffed himself retarded and has 2 or 3 kids now.

now thats the sad part... the cycle is just gonna continue.

[ehbes]

grim

don't think how anyone can think inhalants are a good idea

This times 1000

[Terpit]

grim

don't think how anyone can think inhalants are a good idea

This times 1000

but, nos

[Marzz]

kid in my school picked up a condom in the gym bathroom

[noam]

kid in my school picked up a condom in the gym bathroom

great story, compelling... and rich

[leyenda]

kid in my school picked up a condom in the gym bathroom

great story, compelling... and rich

[herbs]

There was a weird kid in my tutor group (form, or whatever you call it). Quite a short lad with REALLY thick glasses. You know the sort. Used to bring his Playstation in everyday (he also used to bring in the first Scream film and watch it over and over ha), until his mum came in one morning (stinking of booze) screaming that his (step) dad was on his way in with his bat to get his Playstation back (LOL). He told her to eff off and promplty legged it (with the PS ).

More sad than funny I suppose.

He had a habit of throwing chairs at people when they annoyed him. Was quite funny as he went really red just before he'd do it, so we'd often provoke him into it haha.

He also, whilst at some party and a girl was passed out drunk, decided to put his hand down her pants (rumour has it someone dared him, but anyway..). She woke up whilst he was doing it and screamed. He got beaten up, and the girl threatened to call the police. Although I don't think she did. He got ripped beyond belief for this, telling him he was going to go to jail etc etc and ended up leaving the school.

Saw him around a few months ago (ignored him) with a couple of toddlers that I assumed were his. They both were wearing glasses, so I'm pretty sure they were haha.

[murky21]

shiiit! thats pretty deep!

[ehbes]

There was a weird kid in my tutor group (form, or whatever you call it). Quite a short lad with REALLY thick glasses. You know the sort. Used to bring his Playstation in everyday (he also used to bring in the first Scream film and watch it over and over ha), until his mum came in one morning (stinking of booze) screaming that his (step) dad was on his way in with his bat to get his Playstation back (LOL). He told her to eff off and promplty legged it (with the PS ).

More sad than funny I suppose.

He had a habit of throwing chairs at people when they annoyed him. Was quite funny as he went really red just before he'd do it, so we'd often provoke him into it haha.

He also, whilst at some party and a girl was passed out drunk, decided to put his hand down her pants (rumour has it someone dared him, but anyway..). She woke up whilst he was doing it and screamed. He got beaten up, and the girl threatened to call the police. Although I don't think she did. He got ripped beyond belief for this, telling him he was going to go to jail etc etc and ended up leaving the school.

Saw him around a few months ago (ignored him) with a couple of toddlers that I assumed were his. They both were wearing glasses, so I'm pretty sure they were haha.

always good to pick on the emotionally damaged kid

[noam]

There was a weird kid in my tutor group (form, or whatever you call it). Quite a short lad with REALLY thick glasses. You know the sort. Used to bring his Playstation in everyday (he also used to bring in the first Scream film and watch it over and over ha), until his mum came in one morning (stinking of booze) screaming that his (step) dad was on his way in with his bat to get his Playstation back (LOL). He told her to eff off and promplty legged it (with the PS ).

More sad than funny I suppose.

He had a habit of throwing chairs at people when they annoyed him. Was quite funny as he went really red just before he'd do it, so we'd often provoke him into it haha.

He also, whilst at some party and a girl was passed out drunk, decided to put his hand down her pants (rumour has it someone dared him, but anyway..). She woke up whilst he was doing it and screamed. He got beaten up, and the girl threatened to call the police. Although I don't think she did. He got ripped beyond belief for this, telling him he was going to go to jail etc etc and ended up leaving the school.

Saw him around a few months ago (ignored him) with a couple of toddlers that I assumed were his. They both were wearing glasses, so I'm pretty sure they were haha.

always good to pick on the emotionally damaged kid

INIT!! me and my mates worked this out quite quick cos we'd bully some kids and they were like, normal and didn't care then the weird ones with alky parents who beat them, they took it badly n it was WAYYYYYYY funnier so we used to hang around orphanages and....

[herbs]

For the record I only took part in provoking him to throw chairs...which wasn't particularly difficult. It was incredibly funny. Telling the kid he was gonna go to jail was a bit beyond my level...Kids are kids, and kids a horrible.

One of the best things to happen was this deaf kiddy. He was proper deaf, to the point it affected his speech (my school had a 'Unit' which meant we had loads of kids with varying disabilities (not me before you try it) and he was particularly bad). A bunch of the bigger boys in my year used to mock him for the way he spoke by pretending to chat like him....to his face All the time. On and on. He used to get SO vexed.

Then one day in the changing rooms he switched. He knocked out one of the hardest kids in the year. Sparko. I waited for the other lads to pounce on him, but all they could do was stand back in disbelief.

Was an enjoyable moment for all of us who witnessed.

[noam]

yeh im only messin everyone does some shitty stuff when they kids