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Re: anti-jokes

Post by sigbowls » Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:48 pm

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Post by ronnikins22 » Sun Jun 17, 2012 7:18 pm

what pleases 9 out of 10 people?

gang rape.
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Re: anti-jokes

Post by Clean » Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:36 am

ronnikins22 wrote:what pleases 9 out of 10 people?

gang rape.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: anti-jokes

Post by murky21 » Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:21 pm

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats it.
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Post by magma » Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:37 pm

Clean wrote:
ronnikins22 wrote:what pleases 9 out of 10 people?

gang rape.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by particle-jim » Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:21 pm

murky21 wrote:A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats it.
Excellent thread revival Oli :4:

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Post by BLAHBLAHJAH » Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:39 pm

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Post by Trichome » Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:58 pm

why did suzy drop her ice cream?

because she was fatally struck by a lorry.
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Post by unwind » Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:03 pm

What do you call a fat Irish man with glasses and no teeth?

Whatever his name is - insulting him would be crude and offensive, possibly to the point where he actually takes it to heart, which can have serious repercussions.
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Re: anti-jokes

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:14 am

ronnikins22 wrote:what pleases 9 out of 10 people?

gang rape.
:cornlol:

#YOLO

but seriously, i think this has to be the pinnacle of the thread. no one will top it.
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Re: anti-jokes

Post by ehbes » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:15 am

Nevalo wrote:
ronnikins22 wrote:what pleases 9 out of 10 people?

gang rape.
:cornlol:

#YOLO

but seriously, i think this has to be the pinnacle of the thread. no one will top it.
you've never heard that one ?
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Post by BonerJams04 » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:16 am

what did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?



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Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:17 am

ehbrums1 wrote:
Nevalo wrote:
ronnikins22 wrote:what pleases 9 out of 10 people?

gang rape.
:cornlol:

#YOLO

but seriously, i think this has to be the pinnacle of the thread. no one will top it.
you've never heard that one ?
clearly not. but thats beside the point whether ive heard it or not, still funny on multiple levels.
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Re: anti-jokes

Post by dickman69 » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:25 am

yinz prob wuld like https://twitter.com/NeilHamburger
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Re: anti-jokes

Post by Molzie » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:28 am

Nevalo wrote:but seriously, i think this has to be the pinnacle of the thread. no one will top it.
I disagree, this was the pinnacle...
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Re: anti-jokes

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:36 am

HA! i forgot about that one...

i think the only reason i like the other one the best is because its short n sweet (dunno if sweet is the right word to use though haha)
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Re: anti-jokes

Post by Trichome » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:46 am

whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable?






































the wheelchair.
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Re: anti-jokes

Post by Steve_French » Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:46 pm

What's green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels
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Re: anti-jokes

Post by tyger » Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:59 pm

what's green and has wheels?

david cameron. i lied about all of it.
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Re: anti-jokes

Post by Jizz » Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:05 pm

unwind wrote:What do you call a fat Irish man with glasses and no teeth?

Whatever his name is - insulting him would be crude and offensive, possibly to the point where he actually takes it to heart, which can have serious repercussions.
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