The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[wub]

Having to properly bite my tongue at the strong desire to call a colleague in another country a fuckwit for their utter inability to grasp something I've spent the best part of half a day trying to explain to them.

Beginning to doubt whether it's my communication style or they are in fact retarded. Or maybe a bit of both.

[magma]

Having to properly bite my tongue at the strong desire to call a colleague in another country a fuckwit for their utter inability to grasp something I've spent the best part of half a day trying to explain to them.

Beginning to doubt whether it's my communication style or they are in fact retarded. Or maybe a bit of both.

I just had the following conversation with our New York team about the new Antivirus I'm putting in:

Me: It's all configured the same as the old one.
Them: We need blahblahblahblahblah setting up before we can install it.
Me: Ok, do you already have that?
Them: No.
Me: So why do you need it? I assume your servers are working?
Them: We didn't configure the current AV to cope with it, we just turned it off on servers that were too important to be affected by AV.
Me: .................

I know America is the home of the Cowboy, but fuuuuuuuck. It's a good job the FSA didn't stumble across this when they AUDITED ALL OUR SHIT AND WE ALMOST ALL LOST OUR JOBS.

Twunts.

[wub]

Them: We didn't configure the current AV to cope with it, we just turned it off on servers that were too important to be affected by AV.

That's fucking awesome



Was in a workshop Monday/Tuesday where are biggest supplier announced they were going to start selling 'advanced' support on some of their kit which involved placing tracking software on every router/switch they sell that will periodically feed back traffic information about the customers network and operations, so as to provide "proactive support and network optimisation management options".

Or 'spyware' as it's commonly known.

[dickman69]

steve sabol died

[sigbowls]

my back hurts from the dentist chair

[ezza]

I've literally never been this hungover/come down. I'm having cold sweats, stomach feels sick but i've thrown up everything so now its just this like dark yellow stomach acid coming up, i feel real panicked and nervous, shaking & can't sleep.

LOVIN LIFE

[dubluke]

I've literally never been this hungover/come down. I'm having cold sweats, stomach feels sick but i've thrown up everything so now its just this like dark yellow stomach acid coming up, i feel real panicked and nervous, shaking & can't sleep.

LOVIN LIFE

It sounds perverse but try and eat something light, dry toast is the best, if you can keep it down it'll help a shitload. The MD and drink has probably fucked with your stomach lining a bit hence the mega nausea but if you can get some food down it'll soak up the excess stomach acid. And drink peppermint or ginger tea, they both settle your stomach from nausea and will rehydrate you. The most important thing once you're able to keep fluids down is to re-hydrate big time. Give your boss the heads up you ain't gonna be in tomorrow too. Good luck man

[idontreallygiveashit]

I've literally never been this hungover/come down. I'm having cold sweats, stomach feels sick but i've thrown up everything so now its just this like dark yellow stomach acid coming up, i feel real panicked and nervous, shaking & can't sleep.

LOVIN LIFE

hope u dnt die bbz <3

[ezza]

Tried the bread thing didn't work. Also should of chewed it better, thought i was gonna choke when i threw it back up.

Thankz tho guys

Gonna try cry myself to sleep now

[ehbes]

Eat eggs and sausage

[AxeD]

Eat eggs and sausage

Wash it down with some greasy chicken wings.

Hangover food for men.

[dubfordessert]

drink milk?

idk, probably don't do that actually.

ONE AND ONLY thing that is pissing me off is defs not being able to go to any nights in the forseeable future really wanted to do a bristol thing especially but will either be working or recovering from work all the time now.



you should all come to my pub though actually don't plz

[sigbowls]

theres a bartender here that plays the video games during the day and during the night its crazy though. when everyone is gone theres ghosts doing stuff

[dickman69]

#1 worst adjective of all time: Filthy

[dickman69]

ALSO the "STAX OF TRAX" record store is really just like 2 or 3 track stacks and a bunch of shitty books

[ehbes]

drink milk?

idk, probably don't do that actually.

ONE AND ONLY thing that is pissing me off is defs not being able to go to any nights in the forseeable future really wanted to do a bristol thing especially but will either be working or recovering from work all the time now.



you should all come to my pub though actually don't plz

You got the job?

[dubfordessert]

drink milk?

idk, probably don't do that actually.

ONE AND ONLY thing that is pissing me off is defs not being able to go to any nights in the forseeable future really wanted to do a bristol thing especially but will either be working or recovering from work all the time now.



you should all come to my pub though actually don't plz

You got the job?

yeah

i will stop going on about it soon i swear

[noam]

forecast for tomorrows pissed off thread

Dubfordessert posts at least 3 times about how much she hates her new job

[jayladders]

Ex of mine came online today and said she wanted to talk (first time in years). We get along super well and she was very flirty, then asked if I wanted to see her tits.. I obviously said yes and then she went offline, texted me a picture and then wrote a massive text saying she couldn't and she was sorry. Complete and utter mind fuck. Don't know whether to wank or scratch my head in confusion

Seems obvious IMO.

the text was a lot more serious than implied here. talking about how our relationship fucked up etc. bit of a buzzkill for me

But you had the pic of boobs, right?

Indeed I did.

I woke up at 11pm after being in hospital. Worst thing ever

[wilson]

Ex of mine came online today and said she wanted to talk (first time in years). We get along super well and she was very flirty, then asked if I wanted to see her tits.. I obviously said yes and then she went offline, texted me a picture and then wrote a massive text saying she couldn't and she was sorry. Complete and utter mind fuck. Don't know whether to wank or scratch my head in confusion

Seems obvious IMO.

the text was a lot more serious than implied here. talking about how our relationship fucked up etc. bit of a buzzkill for me

But you had the pic of boobs, right?

Indeed I did.

I woke up at 11pm after being in hospital. Worst thing ever

Must have been a pretty epic wank.

Sorry. You alright man?