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the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:18 pm

Does custard float?

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:18 pm

gravious wrote:
randomhed wrote:Is sex with a dolphin illegal within international waters?
No

Only if you're another dolphin though, surely

Those international waters are a moral minefield. It's a great ethical way of blowing up fish

rickyricardo · Post by **rickyricardo** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:19 pm

Teknics wrote:if an apple looked like an orange, but tasted like an apple. by that i mean it looked like and apple but had all the orangyness an orange has in the middle.

what is it?

It's Freakonomics!

teknics · Post by **teknics** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:19 pm

gravious wrote:
Teknics wrote:if an apple looked like an orange, but tasted like an apple. by that i mean it looked like and apple but had all the orangyness an orange has in the middle.

what is it?
A hypothetical creation of your substance addled cranium!

NEXT

^^^^genious

but i've actually made one and i wanna name it.

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:19 pm

Shonky wrote: Only if you're another dolphin though, surely

Or any creature. It is not illegal for a sea-going elephant to bugger a dolphin.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:20 pm

RickyRicardo wrote:
Teknics wrote:if an apple looked like an orange, but tasted like an apple. by that i mean it looked like and apple but had all the orangyness an orange has in the middle.

what is it?
It's Freakonomics!

Brilliant book. Thoroughly recommend it.

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:21 pm

Teknics wrote:
gravious wrote:
Teknics wrote:if an apple looked like an orange, but tasted like an apple. by that i mean it looked like and apple but had all the orangyness an orange has in the middle.

what is it?
A hypothetical creation of your substance addled cranium!

NEXT
but i've actually made one and i wanna name it.

Then the naming is your prerogative. The Royal Society may wish to here of your discovery/invention for taxonomical reasons.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:22 pm

gravious wrote:
Shonky wrote: Only if you're another dolphin though, surely
Or any creature. It is not illegal for a sea-going elephant to bugger a dolphin.

Link?

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:24 pm

Shonky wrote:
gravious wrote:
Shonky wrote: Only if you're another dolphin though, surely
Or any creature. It is not illegal for a sea-going elephant to bugger a dolphin.
Link?

http://www.pachyderms-on-porpoises.com

thomas · Post by **thomas** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:24 pm

gravious wrote:
The following article may bring you up to speed with my views:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sibley-Ahlquist_taxonomy

No offence, but theres a reason i dropped ecology and biogeography at uni

All this latin, does my head in.

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:25 pm

Thomas wrote:
gravious wrote:
The following article may bring you up to speed with my views:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sibley-Ahlquist_taxonomy
No offence, but theres a reason i dropped ecology and biogeography at uni

All this latin, does my head in.

vestri matris my friend, vestri matris.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:28 pm

What does Vestri Matris mean?

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:30 pm

kins83 wrote:What does Vestri Matris mean?

Your homework assignment.

Clue: is est pinguis

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:38 pm

gravious wrote:
kins83 wrote:What does Vestri Matris mean?
Your homework assignment.

Clue: is est pinguis

Is that drunk speak for "it's a penguin"?

randomhed · Post by **randomhed** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:38 pm

gravious wrote: Clue: is est pinguis

Is that latin for 'your a penis'?

randomhed · Post by **randomhed** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:38 pm

gravious wrote: Clue: is est pinguis

Is that latin for 'your a penis'?

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:39 pm

randomhed wrote:
gravious wrote: Clue: is est pinguis
Is that latin for 'your a penis'?

No it's latin for "you're a penis". And so is your mother

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:40 pm

randomhed wrote:
gravious wrote: Clue: is est pinguis
Is that latin for 'your a penis'?

Try submitting your answer again with approximately 25% more grammar

And more to the point, vestri matris est penguis

randomhed · Post by **randomhed** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:41 pm

So it is latin then for YOUR A PENIS Yes you shonky

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:42 pm

Shonky wrote: And so is your mother

Good heavens, someone can read latin

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