The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[wub]

it definitely tops the whole 'fry some onions so it makes it look like you were busy whilst you hack someone with a cleaver' shit

i forgot about that

My only crime is overthinking potential future scenarios.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

its called dark humor

wub does that a lot, your sig being a prime example.

[idontreallygiveashit]

It looks like the tuna has died....

i blame you, you did this !

My housemate broke the dishwasher by putting washing up liquid in it when she couldn't find tablets, which there are two full boxes in the cupboard next to it where they always are. I mean how fucking stupid do you have to be to do that

Mate i was so pissed off, still am. Came back from work this morning to be greeted with a huge pile of dirty washing ask my missus about it and she says then I get angry, then she gets upset.

Apparently it's not normal to not want to live in a shit hole

Did she at least have your dinner waiting on the table?

LOOOL, " I get angry, then she gets upset. " classic domestic shit right thur

[Phigure]

its called dark humor

wub does that a lot, your sig being a prime example.

that took me a second

[Johnlenham]

Left my coat at home and its pissing it down so I cant go buy lunch! Ive lived in England for 25 years youd think Id have learnt by now.

[dubfordessert]

this rain really is a tnuc, i'd forgotten what it looked like it's been so long its good i put all my summer clothes away yday and got the wellies and leg warmers out ready. fuck you autumn

[Terpit]

lol british weather

[antipode]

well, i gave this "wiley" character a listen...

thoroughly unimpressed

dont ever talk to me again in your life

[particle-jim]

lol british weather

I'm bloody loving it mate, the sun's fucked off and it's nice and chilly now, when I get home I might roll a joint and take the dog for a walk in the rain

[jayladders]

lol british weather

i love cold weather. i love going for walks when its freezing with my parka and gloves and headphones and some smokes, coming home and getting in bed and feeling sorry for birds sitting in the tree in my back garden that are like "fuck man i want a god damn coat or some shit"

completely unrelated but is it just me or have you changed your avatar like six times within the past 2 days?

also people who dont like wiley genuinely confuse me. i dont understand how you cant like pies.

[Terpit]

lol british weather

I'm bloody loving it mate, the sun's fucked off and it's nice and chilly now, when I get home I might roll a joint and take the dog for a walk in the rain

to be fair its almost second nature for expat brits to joke about british weather but i do miss being able to walk places and being able to wear layers

[particle-jim]

i love cold weather. i love going for walks when its freezing with my parka and gloves and headphones and some smokes, coming home and getting in bed and feeling sorry for birds sitting in the tree in my back garden that are like "fuck man i want a god damn coat or some shit"

You knows it

[Terpit]

lol british weather

i love cold weather. i love going for walks when its freezing with my parka and gloves and headphones and some smokes, coming home and getting in bed and feeling sorry for birds sitting in the tree in my back garden that are like "fuck man i want a god damn coat or some shit"

completely unrelated but is it just me or have you changed your avatar like six times within the past 2 days?

also people who dont like wiley genuinely confuse me. i dont understand how you cant like pies.

Yeah in fickle as fuck

[wub]

Getting nippy here today, down to 25c

[JTMMusicuk]

i always wonder...do ducks get cold?

[Gewze]

If not, beat her with a sock filled with wet sand. It won't leave a mark, but it'll let her know whose in charge.

[jayladders]

lol british weather

i love cold weather. i love going for walks when its freezing with my parka and gloves and headphones and some smokes, coming home and getting in bed and feeling sorry for birds sitting in the tree in my back garden that are like "fuck man i want a god damn coat or some shit"

completely unrelated but is it just me or have you changed your avatar like six times within the past 2 days?

also people who dont like wiley genuinely confuse me. i dont understand how you cant like pies.

Yeah in fickle as fuck

im gonna change my avatar because youve tapped my inner indecisiveness. youve possibly started what could be a daily avatar change

EDIT: this is my 808th post

[wub]

One account, one avatar.

Never change.

[dubfordessert]

pfffft, avatars

[Terpit]

Im already thinking of changing mine again..