shit you can't scrimp on

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:06 pm

wub wrote:
particle-jim wrote:
wub wrote:I haven't drank all day, don't think people are giving me the eyeball because of it.
why the fuck havent you had a drink yet you fucking prick?!?!?!
YOU FUCKING WANT SOME YOU AGGY LITTLE CAAAARNT?!!???!???

No, please don't hurt me sir

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:07 pm

mo respect wrote:oi m8 ur a peak pussy if u dont drink bluv

May have to start saying bluv now

mo_respect · Post by **mo_respect** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:10 pm

accidental portmanteau's ftw

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:12 pm

All hail the march of the morphemes...

mo_respect · Post by **mo_respect** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:21 pm

i, for one, welcome our morpheme overlords

hugh · Post by **hugh** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:29 pm

particle-jim wrote:
mo respect wrote:oi m8 ur a peak pussy if u dont drink bluv
May have to start saying bluv now

bluv = blud who i luv?

ch3 · Post by **ch3** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:34 pm

hugh wrote:
wub wrote:
hugh wrote:
wub wrote:
southstar wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_co ... onsumption

No surprise we score high on beer consumption
I was on a training course a year or so ago with a Moldovan guy.. We were talking about drinking age being 21 for the States, and he remarked that by 21, most of his mates back home had given up drinking for health reasons.
I hardly drink anymore. It makes me depressed on the come down, completely fucks my energy levels up from the sugar levels and gives me the WORST fucking headaches.
So now I either can only have a couple of pints or I have to just commit and go the whole hog so that I can sleep through the worst of it. Joining my mates down the pub for lets say 4 or 5 drinks is something I no longer do because I will undoubtedly start sobering up before I sleep then It really fucks with my head.

2bad I suppose but Alcohol is fucking awful anyway when you think about it.
Lightweight.
yeah, I get a lot of that now.
It's really ridiculous how much scrutiny you come under for not drinking though - almost as if you are violating social convention by NOT drinking. When I look at it that way, I realise how fucked up society is and how ridiculous people's double standards are.

I was flipping through some Readers Digest's advice book a couple of days ago. There was a chapter about pretending to drink in social situations. Stuff like "ask the bartender for a non alcoholic cocktail, that looks like an alcoholic one" or "say it's rum with cola, even though you're only drinking cola" or even "use an empty beer can and fill it up with water"... just to mention in the end, that if you don't want to pretend, you can say that you don't drink. WTF.

hugh · Post by **hugh** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:39 pm

yeah imagine that same scenario applied to cannabis, heck let's take it one step further and imagine that situation with Heroin or Crack.

jaydot · Post by **jaydot** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:45 pm

Lubricant. Cos, you never know, y'now.

Today · Post by **Today** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:46 pm

shoot up saline, pretend to nod

dickman69 · Post by **dickman69** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:47 pm

I <3 gin. Have a gallon of bombay in the kitchen @ home. Was a gift, usually too cheap for that & get seagrams or gordons (or whatever on sale lol)

mo_respect · Post by **mo_respect** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:49 pm

hugh wrote:yeah imagine that same scenario applied to cannabis, heck let's take it one step further and imagine that situation with Heroin or Crack.

"sorry bro...i only like smoking the baking soda"

jaydot · Post by **jaydot** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:50 pm

Allow Gin. The Devil's drink is Gin.

Sonika · Post by **Sonika** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:16 pm

The only alcohol I've ever really had was gin

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:17 pm

hugh wrote:
particle-jim wrote:
mo respect wrote:oi m8 ur a peak pussy if u dont drink bluv
May have to start saying bluv now
bluv = blud who i luv?

Blud+Bruv=Bluv

dickman69 · Post by **dickman69** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:28 pm

Sonika u said u & ur friends smoked weed & drank ur dads rum... Maybe u were just 2 fayded 2 remember

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:50 pm

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL CHOO CHOO HERE COMES SONIKA THE TANK ENGINE

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:50 pm

IM A STEAM ENGINE AND MY WHEELS GO AROUUUUUUND

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:55 pm

Sonika explain yourself

espire · Post by **espire** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:59 pm

he must've been so drunk he accidentally deleted his skream-filth remake

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