The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[gwa]

my dad owns his own IT company that supplies the likes of MoD, Bupa etc.. and my uncle has his own recruitment agency so as far as that goes i'm sure i'll be able to be put in the right direction.

it's not the cash that bothers me, i'm just fed up of people shouting down the phone demanding 200K because we're too lazy to pay small unique suppliers who's family depends on the money.. etc.

change of environment is essential really.

[herbs]

An ex colleague of his has a company that turned over £2 mill in its first year (he says).

Doing what?

Construction Recruitment (they place anythign from a chippy, to an Architect, to high level management types). 3 guys set up together and had some connection for the Olympics apparently.

Don't get me wrong, I'm convinced that is a massive exaggeration, but the guy is driving around in Merc AMG something or other. He's 29.

[Electric_Head]

I could go and get finance for a Merc AMG right now if I wanted, that does not mean I own the car.

[gwa]

dare you to go get one and see what wife says for the lol

[herbs]

I'm aware of that. He's almost definitely put it through his company instead of buying it outright himself...but whilst he makes a living out of being a smarmy c***, I completely believe he is doing very well indeed.

[Electric_Head]

There will be no lol involved gwa.

[wub]

I'm aware of that. He's almost definitely put it through his company instead of buying it outright himself...but whilst he makes a living out of being a smarmy c***, I completely believe he is doing very well indeed.

Fair play.

[noam]

turnover =/= NET profit

[jayladders]

my ex is such a fucking stupid bitch. she lied about being raped, cost me over £300 for an emergency journey to comfort her about it, and then proceeded to beg for me back whilst simultaneously going to parties and fucking people.

that was 3 months ago, but she texts me every now and then asking for one dvd back which cost her about six quid. she wont let up about it. she just keeps texting me asking 'politely' if she can have it back.

you know what, wub, im appealing directly to you here. whats the biggest and worst thing i can do to hurt her feeligns here? she has caused me unending grief for a long time and she just doesnt give a fuck. how can i twist this to my favour?

[Electric_Head]

turnover =/= NET profit

Oh right, you're so wise.

[wub]

you know what, wub, im appealing directly to you here. whats the biggest and worst thing i can do to hurt her feeligns here? she has caused me unending grief for a long time and she just doesnt give a fuck. how can i twist this to my favour?

The fuck? Why me, specifically?

[noam]

turnover =/= NET profit

Oh right, you're so wise.

cheers bro, appreciate the support

[wub]

I frequently have to explain to account directors the difference between markup and margin when they kick off that my figures don't match their projected figures.

[noam]

i just googled that one

IDIOTS

[wub]

i just googled that one

IDIOTS

One of my fondest memories is the time I was in a meeting with at least a dozen sales director/CFO/manufacturing suppliers all arguing about why the figures didn't match and who had gone wrong where on working what out.

I sat listening for 10mins to see if anyone would figure it out before telling them. Was fucking BEAUTIFUL

[gwa]

you know what, wub, im appealing directly to you here. whats the biggest and worst thing i can do to hurt her feeligns here? she has caused me unending grief for a long time and she just doesnt give a fuck. how can i twist this to my favour?

The fuck? Why me, specifically?

i wouldn't do anything to her. give her the DVD and off yee go.. life ain't a contest you know, let her have her poisoned cake n eat it.


there's nowt better than a condescending manager coming across being all like WHY WHAT THIS AIN'T RIGHT and then waiting for them to actually proper check shit before realising they've acted a dick

[Liam92]

Too much JD last night, head's a mess, fuck

[antipode]

nah nah, another forum i venture into.... pretty similar though. cept this guy is now trying to one-out me

reminds me of the hip hop nz forums good times

[garethom]

my ex is such a fucking stupid bitch. she lied about being raped, cost me over £300 for an emergency journey to comfort her about it, and then proceeded to beg for me back whilst simultaneously going to parties and fucking people.

that was 3 months ago, but she texts me every now and then asking for one dvd back which cost her about six quid. she wont let up about it. she just keeps texting me asking 'politely' if she can have it back.

you know what, wub, im appealing directly to you here. whats the biggest and worst thing i can do to hurt her feeligns here? she has caused me unending grief for a long time and she just doesnt give a fuck. how can i twist this to my favour?

Dude, every post I see from you is about an ex causing you some problem. Just send her the dvd back and never ever speak to her again, and if she tries to speak to you, just ignore her. How hard is it to entirely block someone out of your life, especially one you hate so much?

The only thing to twist in your favour is you just forgetting about it, maybe then you won't be so pissed off.

[Electric_Head]

I'd keep the DVD and just ignore her.
Not a tough decision to make.