The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[fassyman]

we need a self help sub forum i think

[noam]

yea so all the whiney stnuc can group together and we can excise them from the group like the socially accepted norm-lovers we all are

[PinUp]

we need a self help sub forum i think

Behold

http://www.dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=225771

[Gewze]

the main troublecausing ex of mine that i always rant about here has moved to cardiff (my local city) and has basically told me shes gonna be going to every set im playing just to unsettle me, cos she knows i suffer from panic attacks. bare childish move on her part, but now im worried. im seeing biome tomorrow and im just a bit nervous of how ill handle seeing her on md being touched up, cos thats the type of girl she is. me being oversensitive again

Punch her straight in the centre of a breast

[Electric_Head]

Or as a previous boss of mine used to say, "Kick her in the tnuc and use her as a slipper"

[Reese_Liar]

Once again my alarm didn't go off as intended, so I slept through school. Fuck this shit, I'm going out to buy an alarm that is sure to wake me AND doesn't break or fuck up. Any suggestions?

[gwa]

you know you COULD tell the promoter youre DJn for that she's out to cause trouble for you and get her kicked out

[LA_Boxers]

you know you COULD tell the promoter youre DJn for that she's out to cause trouble for you and get her kicked out

You SHOULD.

Or tell the bouncers she is actually a man, and she shouldnt be allowed in the girls toilets as (s)he is a known sex offender.

[antipode]

rape my face

[Forum]

Please stop eating nectarines right next to me in the office, the noise is fucking disgusting

[noam]

Please stop eating nectarines right next to me in the office, the noise is fucking disgusting

#crunch and slurp and slurp and dribble and "oopssss" *giggle* slurp slurp slurrrrppp#

to the tune of 'red and yellow and pink and green'

A Nectarine's Sonnet - Reza Ghazizadeh Esq, 2012

[dickman69]

[Sexual_Chocolate]

LOL THE FUCK IS THAT

[noam]

LOL he's got a Brock Lesnar penis-sword-tattoo for a nose

LOL

[antipode]

u wot m8

[noam]

brock lesnar penis-sword tattoo

[Gewze]

LOL
its wrong how symmetrical it is

[Electric_Head]

That's me HAHAHAHA

At least you got my luscious lips in there.
Not very Kenny G like though.

[dickman69]

I know the resemblance must be frightening. What we can do with technology in these days... Amazing

[Electric_Head]

Truelly.