The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[wub]

Played a good set on Saturday night.
Couldn't find my wife for an hour after the set.
Now I'm apparently a whoring slut because you know I rushed off the moment I could get away from the wife to go and get laid.

FFS, what a joke.

Crazy is crazy.

Where was your wife during your shenanigans?

[Electric_Head]

Good question.
She doesn't seem to understand that while she was looking for me, I was looking for her.
Nope, that's not logical.
The only logical solution is that I'm a sex fiend.

[mo_respect]

women

[Electric_Head]

After 12 years together, you'd think this shit would stop happening.
I've been the most devoted freaking husband out there.
BS!!!!

[Terpit]

Typical

[wub]

After 12 years together, you'd think this shit would stop happening.
I've been the most devoted freaking husband out there.
BS!!!!

She might be having an affair herself and is just projecting her betrayal(s) onto you. If she accuses you of cheating it may be vindicating her own indiscretions.

[dubfordessert]

first day back at uni today and ive run out of coffee. my room is a tip, the washing up hasnt been done for a week, and i dont have any stationery. AND ITS FUCKING FREEZING.

great weekend though.

[Electric_Head]

After 12 years together, you'd think this shit would stop happening.
I've been the most devoted freaking husband out there.
BS!!!!

She might be having an affair herself and is just projecting her betrayal(s) onto you. If she accuses you of cheating it may be vindicating her own indiscretions.

We've been through this before.
I even went to do a lie detector test to prove to her how devoted I am.
Pisses me off big time.
Funny thing is, I could be very upset about not finding her but I'm not.
Women can be seriously unrealistic at times.
I've just chalked it up to bad timing causing us to miss each other, and drugs causing us to not be able to see each other
But the point is, why revert to the worst case scenario in a situation that is just an accident.

Anyway, that's my rant for the day.

[wub]

I even went to do a lie detector test to prove to her how devoted I am.

[dubluke]

I think I actually feel worse than I did yesterday, my whole body is totally fucked.

[dubfordessert]

i wouldn't do a lie detector test for no tnuc, fuck that shit.

[gwa]

After 12 years together, you'd think this shit would stop happening.
I've been the most devoted freaking husband out there.
BS!!!!

She might be having an affair herself and is just projecting her betrayal(s) onto you. If she accuses you of cheating it may be vindicating her own indiscretions.

We've been through this before.
I even went to do a lie detector test to prove to her how devoted I am.
Pisses me off big time.
Funny thing is, I could be very upset about not finding her but I'm not.
Women can be seriously unrealistic at times.
I've just chalked it up to bad timing causing us to miss each other, and drugs causing us to not be able to see each other
But the point is, why revert to the worst case scenario in a situation that is just an accident.

Anyway, that's my rant for the day.

tell her you're going business to England for a few days when secretly you and me ren des vous in amsterdam n get fuuuuuuuuuucked upppp.


it'll be like the hangover but better

[wub]

i wouldn't do a lie detector test for no tnuc, fuck that shit.

Same...honestly, mate that is some proper WTF right there.

tell her you're going business to England for a few days when secretly you and me ren des vous in amsterdam n get fuuuuuuuuuucked upppp.

it'll be like the hangover but better

You should also totally do this.

[Electric_Head]

EXACTLY!!
But I did to prove that I am honest.
Shows how much that shit helped.
I'm slowly realizing I am taken for a major tnuc too often.

gwa, I would be so on that shit.

[wub]

EXACTLY!!
But I did to prove that I am honest.
Shows how much that shit helped.
I'm slowly realizing I am taken for a major tnuc too often.

Forgive me for asking, but have you ever done something so heinous that a lie detector test would be required for future issues? Like did you fuck up at some point and are now paying for it?

[Electric_Head]

That's just it Wub, never.
I passed the test with 100%.
It's actually starting to bother me now.

[wub]

That's just it Wub, never.
I passed the test with 100%.
It's actually starting to bother me now.

Right...so my next question is why did you have to take the test if you never did anything wrong in the first place?

[Electric_Head]

Because I wanted to for her.
To help her with he insecurities.
I had nothing to hide and I wanted to step up to prove it to her.
In the end though what does it help when regardless of what you do you get labeled as a cheater.

[murky21]

terrible weekend, ill

[wub]

Because I wanted to for her.
To help her with he insecurities.
I had nothing to hide and I wanted to step up to prove it to her.
In the end though what does it help when regardless of what you do you get labeled as a cheater.

Well, she's your wife, I guess...but it's not something I think I'd ever find myself doing


Anyway, hope it works out and ting