The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[dubfordessert]

there's no bowls left in the kitchen, which means there must be no less than 6 dirty bowls in my flatmates room. dick.

[wub]

there's no bowls left in the kitchen, which means there must be no less than 6 dirty bowls in my flatmates room. dick.

And he's locked his door?

[dubfordessert]

putting yourself into debt for a girl you're not even going out with's 21st birthday

i really do not understand you lot at all sometimes. surely all a girl really wants is someone she gets on with and fancies, not someone who'll borrow money off quickquid to try and... i don't even know? is it supposed to look thoughtful? will you be like "yeah i'm 200 quid in debt now, 200 quid's worth at least SOME sex, right?"

what do i know though.

maybe i should put some back story to this, shes actually pretty much my best friend and helped me threw one of the worst months of my life and was there for me every minute, im not actually expecting anything out of it i just want to repay her but throwing her a epic 21 because none of my so called mates where there for me and she was, we have more like a brother sister relationship, which means that we wont ever have to break up meaning that we will be friends for a very long time, so its not really a get some thing its more of a repayment, and its ok because i get a nice fat paycheck on the 26th so i will fly right out of debt, im not even telling her im in debt or anything im just saying i borrowed the system from a mate, hope this cleared things up and made me look less like a dick hahah.

Im planning on not getting chucked off the decks lol alot of them like bas music abit so its not to bad, and xlr cables are bare difficult to get one after a couple.

lol fair do's, i just sometimes wonder about you boys with your harebrained schemes good luck, throw her a gooden.

[dubfordessert]

there's no bowls left in the kitchen, which means there must be no less than 6 dirty bowls in my flatmates room. dick.

And he's locked his door?

he may have done but im pretty sure hes in it so i wont check/knock

[wub]

there's no bowls left in the kitchen, which means there must be no less than 6 dirty bowls in my flatmates room. dick.

And he's locked his door?

he may have done but im pretty sure hes in it so i wont check/knock

You need a bowl and they're all in his room and he's in his room and you won't knock to ask about the bowls?

[smokeybeenz]

putting yourself into debt for a girl you're not even going out with's 21st birthday

i really do not understand you lot at all sometimes. surely all a girl really wants is someone she gets on with and fancies, not someone who'll borrow money off quickquid to try and... i don't even know? is it supposed to look thoughtful? will you be like "yeah i'm 200 quid in debt now, 200 quid's worth at least SOME sex, right?"

what do i know though.

maybe i should put some back story to this, shes actually pretty much my best friend and helped me threw one of the worst months of my life and was there for me every minute, im not actually expecting anything out of it i just want to repay her but throwing her a epic 21 because none of my so called mates where there for me and she was, we have more like a brother sister relationship, which means that we wont ever have to break up meaning that we will be friends for a very long time, so its not really a get some thing its more of a repayment, and its ok because i get a nice fat paycheck on the 26th so i will fly right out of debt, im not even telling her im in debt or anything im just saying i borrowed the system from a mate, hope this cleared things up and made me look less like a dick hahah.

Im planning on not getting chucked off the decks lol alot of them like bas music abit so its not to bad, and xlr cables are bare difficult to get one after a couple.

lol fair do's, i just sometimes wonder about you boys with your harebrained schemes good luck, throw her a gooden.

Hahaha thanks yeaa we do sometimes come up with some corkers, just got 5 new dubplates cut so im going to make it a gooden, hopefully 7 am crew, if any ninjas are in sheffield on the 20th October feel free to come along and have a spin & drink some beverages.

[dubfordessert]

there's no bowls left in the kitchen, which means there must be no less than 6 dirty bowls in my flatmates room. dick.

And he's locked his door?

he may have done but im pretty sure hes in it so i wont check/knock

You need a bowl and they're all in his room and he's in his room and you won't knock to ask about the bowls?

COS IT WILL BE WELL AWKWARD MAN. A.W.K.W.A.R.D.

[AxeD]

Obviously you should put on clothes first.




















sorry

[wub]

Knocking on someone's door to ask for dirty crockery isn't something I'd consider 'awkward' unless the person in question has a track record of ejaculating into the kitchenware.

[volcanogeorge]

Knocking on someone's door to ask for dirty crockery isn't something I'd consider 'awkward' unless the person in question has a track record of ejaculating into the kitchenware.

or is currently in the process of doing so

[wub]

Knocking on someone's door to ask for dirty crockery isn't something I'd consider 'awkward' unless the person in question has a track record of ejaculating into the kitchenware.

or is currently in the process of doing so

Maintain eye contact to let them know whose alpha in the household.

[Electric_Head]

If you have housemates I'm sure at some point you'll need to ask them something.
How is that awkward?
I have sat eating dinner while my sister had sex with her boyfriend on the floor above.
All you heard was rhythmic knocking as the bed post hit the wall.

When they came downstairs I asked her if the 2 of them had a good fuck.
Needless to say, that was awkward for them
Not for me though hahahaha.

[wub]

If you have housemates I'm sure at some point you'll need to ask them something.
How is that awkward?
I have sat eating dinner while my sister had sex with her boyfriend on the floor above.
All you heard was rhythmic knocking as the bed post hit the wall.

When they came downstairs I asked her if the 2 of them had a good fuck.
Needless to say, that was awkward for them
Not for me though hahahaha.

Asking your sister if she had a good fuck is a bit weird, dude.

[noam]

yeh that is fucking weird

shoulda just knocked one out and said nothing

[murky21]

yeh that is fucking weird

shoulda just knocked one out and said nothing

[dubfordessert]

[murky21]

i think its nice a man can have an open conversation about fucking with their sister moments after being repeatedly penetrated by a man who is also present....its cute

[Electric_Head]

I see nothing wrong with it.
I asked a simple question.

Edit - Some of the things you lot of have said, and you're labeling me?

[Gewze]

Freesound isnt working anyone have anything similar

[garethom]

putting yourself into debt for a girl you're not even going out with's 21st birthday

i really do not understand you lot at all sometimes.

lol fair do's, i just sometimes wonder about you boys with your harebrained schemes

sexist imo.

probably just wanna suppress all stupid men into ur diet coke advert fantasy world or something.

wait...

electric head was jerking off to his sister getting piped, i apologies for men worldwide. as you were.