The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Electric_Head]

Beer goggles.

[mIrReN]

:'(

man up time again I guess

[Sexual_Chocolate]

find a new bird & bang.

should put this bs to rest.

[antipode]

i bet its as cool as the filth remake

i actually did a fist pump when i read this without even realising it

[magma]

Really struggling to not fall asleep today... my eyes keep closing for a little bit longer on each blink...

Hope there aren't any weeping angels around the office.

[particle-jim]

:'(

man up time again I guess

bang ex one last time, as you ejaculate whisper softly in her ear "i hate you", this is guaranteed to solve all your problems

[mIrReN]

yeah thats not helping but thx

[wub]

yeah thats not helping but thx

Don't. Go. There.



If it hurt you before or caused issues, it'll be even worse this time round.

[magma]

I've done something painful to my foot and I don't know what. Getting a really bad pain in the joint of one of my left toes everytime I take a step... absolutely no idea how/why... it just started when I was walking around earlier.

Is that what being over 30 is like? Body just falling apart for no reason?

[Sexual_Chocolate]

go and get the fuck on it.

then you will forget.

and tomorrow the only thing you will be thinking about is your hangover.

win win situation.

[murky21]

You don't see an ex for 3 years, and at a Joe Nice event I saw her. She shouted my name, I hesitated but went anyway. We talked a bit seemed to go well, she kissed me, then we kissed again blaba, she says she wanted to see me again. First days we texted a bit, now 1 week down the road of aforementioned event. She doesnt text that much any more, the texts are useless (might as well say nothing) "I'm hungry" "I'm going to sleep" etc so I said if there's something just tell me and now I think she's mad and I don't know what to do, cause everytime she gets mad she's an ice cold bitch she doesn't answer or even more useless and it's like she wants me to get mad :s maybe she's not mad but I wouldn't understand why she acts like this then :s
I don't know what to do, I just want to see her again and talk about everything a bit and what she wants and all, she's a student ffs she has all the time in the world I told her to just let me know but she doesn't and I know she has time :s I really don't know what to do all I know is this shit is destroying me again cause I really fucking love her I should man up I know but that's so hard
sometimes I wonder if she just wants to play a game or hurt me a bit, or if she just doesn't mind and I'm just something that's extra
I really don't know what to do

women

boy dat ting off yo mack next bitches insted

[Electric_Head]

I've done something painful to my foot and I don't know what. Getting a really bad pain in the joint of one of my left toes everytime I take a step... absolutely no idea how/why... it just started when I was walking around earlier.

Is that what being over 30 is like? Body just falling apart for no reason?

Play some professional sport, it get's worse.

[mIrReN]

it's just hard because for the last 3 years I haven't felt connected to annyone, I've kind of shut down myself. I had numberous ppl to fuck but I just didn't want to :s
Life sucks. Bigtime

[finji]

it's just hard because for the last 3 years I haven't felt connected to annyone, I've kind of shut down myself. I had numberous ppl to fuck but I just didn't want to :s
Life sucks. Bigtime

[Terpit]

it's just hard because for the last 3 years I haven't felt connected to annyone, I've kind of shut down myself. I had numberous ppl to fuck but I just didn't want to :s
Life sucks. Bigtime

Amazing

[Electric_Head]

no sympathy



Pissed off at people who don't floss.
Stinky breath is stinky.

[mIrReN]

hehe funny : )


fuck overthinkin' things
Music & weed is so boss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYjDlL9f ... plpp_video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHtIt--a ... FF29E642CA
^thx (DZA or can't remember his nick on forum) for this one whomever said it's his fav tune

music always gets me up

[gwa]

WEED = CAUSE & SOLUTION = NO NEW GF


fuck me i'm a genius sometimes..

[jayladders]

also, i recently got attacked by a girl im seeing's dog. no one took me seriously until i showed them what the dog looked like....
it latched onto my arm for about three seconds, clamping down. it was the most pain ive ever felt from a physical attack, and ive had a bottle smashed over my jaw. it felt like someone hitting me in the elbow with a sledgehammer

The dog latched onto your arm for 3 secs?
Wow, that's a serious attack
My dog does that just for fun.
He's literally swallowed my son's friend's head before.
But he's only playing and doesn't understand his size and strength.
He's huge.

But 3 seconds is really not a dog attacking you.

I've been bitten in the face by a Humungoid St Bernard.
Even then, he only bit me because I was smaller than him and pushing him around.

yes, it latched onto my arm for three seconds, before i smashed it in the face. i had to go to casualty, i take that as a serious attack. yeah a dog 'swallowing your sons friends head' is not what id call playing around mate, it sounds like youre a lot more relaxed about animals that can cause damage to people than i am.

[Electric_Head]

apparently I am.
My dog is harmless.
That's why I am not worried.
I had to put a dog down before because she attacked my son's friend.
Relentlessly chased him even though my wife was hitting her with a frisbee.

I didn't mean to undermine your attack or anything.
Need a hug?