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Post by dubluke » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:15 pm

My happy birthday message and kind offer of hand delivery of birthday cupcakes etc. to my friend was flatly ignored yesterday. Some people :evil:
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
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Post by gwa » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:20 pm

want me to batter him?!
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Post by dubluke » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:21 pm

gwa wrote:want me to batter him?!
:a: It's a girl innit
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"
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Post by Gewze » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:25 pm

dubluke wrote:
gwa wrote:want me to batter her?!
:twisted: Yeah, ill pm you innit
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Post by gwa » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:12 pm

dubluke wrote:
gwa wrote:want me to batter him?!
:a: It's a girl innit

aight itll cost you normal fee + %20 cos it's a girl. sorry news rules
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Post by soulkids » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:17 pm



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Post by magma » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:19 pm

dubluke wrote:My happy birthday message and kind offer of hand delivery of birthday cupcakes etc. to my friend was flatly ignored yesterday. Some people :evil:
Oh, fucking PAR. I hope you bought the cakes and ate them anyway whilst simultaneously sobbing and lubing your cock with fondant icing.
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Post by dickman69 » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:23 pm

oh my god jamaican badman style that shit is hilarious

who is that guy dancing hahahahahha
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Post by soulkids » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:29 pm

actually wanted to post it in the happy thread not in this one

nvm :lol:
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Post by magma » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:35 pm

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dubfordessert wrote:they meant loTS OF LOVE :U:
Last christmas we were sitting around with my in-laws and my wife's aunt says she always get's LOL on her mails from my mother-in-law.
She thought it was so nice of her to always end her mails with lots of love.
We told her what it meant and to this day, she still cracks out in hysterics when anyone mentions it.
Well, your wife's aunt can probably be let off for being a bit old, but our Prime Minister thought the same thing when he saw it on texts from Rebecca Brooks.

I just... I don't... :corncry:
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Post by dubluke » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:39 pm

magma wrote:
dubluke wrote:My happy birthday message and kind offer of hand delivery of birthday cupcakes etc. to my friend was flatly ignored yesterday. Some people :evil:
Oh, fucking PAR. I hope you bought the cakes and ate them anyway whilst simultaneously sobbing and lubing your cock with fondant icing.
Lol mate that is THE picture of misery. I think this gally is just playing hard to get anyway cos she certainly weren't parring me off when she was strutting round her flat naked in front of me on Saturday morning :h:
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
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Post by magma » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:41 pm

dubluke wrote:
magma wrote:
dubluke wrote:My happy birthday message and kind offer of hand delivery of birthday cupcakes etc. to my friend was flatly ignored yesterday. Some people :evil:
Oh, fucking PAR. I hope you bought the cakes and ate them anyway whilst simultaneously sobbing and lubing your cock with fondant icing.
Lol mate that is THE picture of misery. I think this gally is just playing hard to get anyway cos she certainly weren't parring me off when she was strutting round her flat naked in front of me on Saturday morning :h:
AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

Perhaps she got hammered the night before and didn't want you to see her looking the worse for wear or something...
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Post by garethom » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:49 pm

magma wrote:
dubluke wrote:
magma wrote:
dubluke wrote:My happy birthday message and kind offer of hand delivery of birthday cupcakes etc. to my friend was flatly ignored yesterday. Some people :evil:
Oh, fucking PAR. I hope you bought the cakes and ate them anyway whilst simultaneously sobbing and lubing your cock with fondant icing.
Lol mate that is THE picture of misery. I think this gally is just playing hard to get anyway cos she certainly weren't parring me off when she was strutting round her flat naked in front of me on Saturday morning :h:
AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

Perhaps she got hammered the night before and didn't want you to see her looking the worse for wear or something...
Or perhaps she is filled with a deep melancholy over letting dubluke chuck his monkey custard up her chuff and wants nothing to do with humanity any more.
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Post by dubluke » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:57 pm

magma wrote:
dubluke wrote:
magma wrote:
dubluke wrote:My happy birthday message and kind offer of hand delivery of birthday cupcakes etc. to my friend was flatly ignored yesterday. Some people :evil:
Oh, fucking PAR. I hope you bought the cakes and ate them anyway whilst simultaneously sobbing and lubing your cock with fondant icing.
Lol mate that is THE picture of misery. I think this gally is just playing hard to get anyway cos she certainly weren't parring me off when she was strutting round her flat naked in front of me on Saturday morning :h:
AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

Perhaps she got hammered the night before and didn't want you to see her looking the worse for wear or something...
Who knows mate :lol:!! I think I've sussed out her vibe a bit more anyway, more details when I see you sunday fam -t-
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
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Post by Johnlenham » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:00 pm

garethom wrote:
magma wrote:
dubluke wrote:
magma wrote:
dubluke wrote:My happy birthday message and kind offer of hand delivery of birthday cupcakes etc. to my friend was flatly ignored yesterday. Some people :evil:
Oh, fucking PAR. I hope you bought the cakes and ate them anyway whilst simultaneously sobbing and lubing your cock with fondant icing.
Lol mate that is THE picture of misery. I think this gally is just playing hard to get anyway cos she certainly weren't parring me off when she was strutting round her flat naked in front of me on Saturday morning :h:
AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

Perhaps she got hammered the night before and didn't want you to see her looking the worse for wear or something...
Or perhaps she is filled with a deep melancholy over letting dubluke chuck his monkey custard up her chuff and wants nothing to do with humanity any more.
Thats it. Works over. Im done.:cornlol: :cornlol: :cornlol:
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Post by dubluke » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:01 pm

garethom wrote:
magma wrote:
dubluke wrote:
magma wrote:
dubluke wrote:My happy birthday message and kind offer of hand delivery of birthday cupcakes etc. to my friend was flatly ignored yesterday. Some people :evil:
Oh, fucking PAR. I hope you bought the cakes and ate them anyway whilst simultaneously sobbing and lubing your cock with fondant icing.
Lol mate that is THE picture of misery. I think this gally is just playing hard to get anyway cos she certainly weren't parring me off when she was strutting round her flat naked in front of me on Saturday morning :h:
AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

Perhaps she got hammered the night before and didn't want you to see her looking the worse for wear or something...
Or perhaps she is filled with a deep melancholy over letting dubluke chuck his monkey custard up her chuff and wants nothing to do with humanity any more.
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Post by magma » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:44 pm

Not so much pissed off, I suppose, I just....

... my first ever proper girlfriend just had her second son. She's named him... Zenko...

ZENKO

Sounds like a fucking comic book villian.

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Post by Forum » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:47 pm

magma wrote:Not so much pissed off, I suppose, I just....

... my first ever proper girlfriend just had her second son. She's named him... Zenko...

ZENKO

Sounds like a fucking comic book villian.

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Thought you were talking about your new girl for a second
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Post by jayladders » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:49 pm

dont have anything to do tonight
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Post by magma » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:49 pm

southstar wrote:
magma wrote:Not so much pissed off, I suppose, I just....

... my first ever proper girlfriend just had her second son. She's named him... Zenko...

ZENKO

Sounds like a fucking comic book villian.

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Thought you were talking about your new girl for a second
I'm just a little bit upset you'd think that I got my first ever proper girlfriend at the age of 30. :lol: :|
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